Earth to 911 Blogger...

I cracked up reading this post on 911 Blogger:

Sorry to post on a blog...Does anyone know when LC Final Cut with be available to view on line?

Well, the question is a good one, but check out the first two responses:

And is it being released in theaters in the U.S. today, as planned? If so, does anyone know how many theaters it will be shown in?

great questions. i was wondering how many theaters it would be in myself. never seemed to get a straight answer. im exicted as hell, i hope i can watch it online tonight.

Uhh guys, I hate to break this to you but...