Government Staged Gas Tanker Crash....

Some of the 9-11 Deniers have already bought into this theory, just like Killtown and some other speculated that the Corey Lidle crash was simply an effort to shore up the Satam al-Suqtami passport discovery. Independent Sources takes a little more tongue-in-cheek look:

“They had to do this. People were getting too close. First it was ‘Loose Change‘ with the realization that the ‘hijackers’ could have been pimp-slapped at any time. We tried to counter that by forcing Popular Mechanics to publish an issue debunking the 9/11 conspiracy theories, but we didn’t count on the internet and the fact that there are a lot of guys out there with time, chicken wire, and cups filled with lighter fluid ready to counter anything we could get published.

We barely managed to downplay the Charlie Sheen fiasco, and we glossed over the near subliminal messages conveying the truth in ‘Shooter‘, but when Rosie O’Donnell went public with the fact that this is the ‘first time fire has ever melted steel‘ we knew we were screwed. Even our surreptitious placing of Elisabeth Hasselbeck as the only attractive female on the panel couldn’t draw attention away from that.