Michael Moron

Michael Moore claims that firefighters have told him about explosions, and that we haven't even been told "half the truth" about 9-11. He also signs onto the idea of a new 9-11 investigation. He also bites on the "hundred videos" of the plane hitting the Pentagon, and announces that he intends to find out some facts himself.

To paraphrase Dean Wormer, "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. But if you're going to only give up one of them, don't make it booze."