Thursday, January 10, 2008

Nut Eleven

I'd love to incorporate more parody into the blog, but parody requires taking reality and stretching it to a ridiculous extent. As we have seen, these kooks are already stretching so far they make Plastic Man look normal.

For example, the Ron Paul nuts noticed something highly suspicious in Rudy Giuliani's vote count:

According to this stat:

Campton - 604 votes
VOTE COUNT METHOD: Hand Counted Paper Ballots
- Giuliani = 55 votes = 9.11%

Hampton - 3,141 votes
VOTE COUNT METHOD: Diebold Accuvote optical scan ; contractor: LHS Associates/John Silvestro
- Giuliani = 286 votes = 9.11%

Sandwich - 395 votes
VOTE COUNT METHOD: Hand Counted Paper Ballots
- Giuliani = 36 votes = 9.11%

And check out the comments:

# ACE6969 Says:
January 9th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

WOW - these guys are sick.

phil robertson Says:
January 9th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

I just have to say…. Americans, please take your country back! Look at what these criminals are doing to you. This example is outrageous.

Maureen Mellon Says:
January 9th, 2008 at 4:52 pm

Compton, Hampton, and Sandwitch need to be investigated. These are really sick people and shoving our faces in their crimes. Giuliani getting 9.11% of the vote is really sick. These people need to be checked out and if crimes have been committed they need to be charged and sentenced.

Dave Toma Says:
January 9th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

This is one of two things.

Its either the universe directing our attention to Rudy’s complicity in 9/11 (not that Rudy hasn’t done that enough already)

Or the criminals are deliberately fixing the vote to create those percentages so as to rub their crimes in Americans faces.

The universe did it!

I mean, how do you parodize that?

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