Six Hijackers Still Alive

That's how the fruitloops will no doubt spin this story:

Flesh or bone from 13 of the 19 Al Qaeda terrorists who flew passenger jets into the Twin Towers in New York and the Pentagon in Washington have now been identified.

In the most intense crime scene investigation in history, scientists sifted through a mountain of concrete dust, buckled iron and shattered glass to find what was left of the terrorists.

The final tally was 24lb of burnt flesh and shattered bone.

What to do with those 24 pounds does come up in the article. I will refrain from making a suggestion.