Thursday, January 27, 2011

Karen Johnson--Still a Kook

You may recall Arizona State Senator Karen Johnson, who briefly became the Troofer with the highest elected office in America before retiring. Turns out that she's had plenty of time to think about the important issues facing America today.
One of these issues took her on a recent trip back to the state capital to try to bring the subject of chemtrails and geoengineering to her former colleagues, including Governor Jan Brewer and Senator Sylvia Allen who is from Snowflake.

Nutbar conspiracy theories are like potato chips: If you eat one, you'll probably eat the whole bag.

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At 27 January, 2011 12:46, Blogger Pat Cowardly said...

"If you eat one, you'll probably eat the whole bag." -Fat Cur

Spoken from the deepest, darkest rolls of morbid obesity. It's the only thing you can be trusted about, Fatrick.

mmmm....Ice cream movement...

 
At 27 January, 2011 13:17, Blogger Ian G. said...

Hey, dust boy is back! Where have you been, dust boy? Did you head out to Vegas and hire a hooker so you could get laid for once?

 
At 27 January, 2011 13:40, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Ian,

I'm surprised you're not aware that "Pat Cowardly" is a lesbian.

That's right! The World's first lesbian with a Rip Van Winkle beard. It's the new standard in lesbian chique.

 
At 27 January, 2011 13:58, Blogger Bill said...

"ice cream movement"

I like that. Bet they think red sprinkles are nano thermite.

 
At 27 January, 2011 15:07, Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Hey, dust boy is back! Where have you been, dust boy?"

Either he made bail or it's part of a work-release program.

 
At 27 January, 2011 16:12, Blogger M Gregory Ferris said...

Ice cream nuetralizes nanothermite.

 
At 27 January, 2011 20:09, Blogger Bill said...

"Ice cream nuetralizes nanothermite."

That's exactly what "they" want you to think.

 
At 28 January, 2011 08:24, Blogger Triterope said...

Why didn't NIST test for ice cream residue?

 
At 28 January, 2011 08:26, Blogger Pat Cowardly said...

"Why didn't NIST test for ice cream residue?" -Shitegrope

Because Pat ate it all, of course. What an asinine question!

 
At 28 January, 2011 14:31, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Yo "Pat Cowardly" (aka "Cosmos," Andrew Bernstein)! Have you learned how to shave?

Just keep moving that razor closer to the lump of excrement on your shoulders.

Fat Boy Jon Gold and his homosexual lover, "Cosmos," crap on the graves of 9/11 victims.

And don't forget to take fat boy to Burger King. Okay, nut bag?

 

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