Wednesday, June 05, 2013

You Work for Cobra!

We haven't had a good Alex Jones rant in a while. Enjoy him in all his bipolar genius.


8 Comments:

At 07 June, 2013 00:44, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Speaking of dumb animals, let's have an in-depth look at Brian Good (aka, "snug,bug").

The reader may ask, what drives SLC's resident compulsive liar?

As Sigmund Freud pointed out, it all boils down to the nutbag's mommy issues.

For example, everyone recognizes Brian Good as a liar, there's no doubt about that. I'm willing to bet he masturbates whenever he reads a long post debunking his lies. Brian Good feels like a prince because that's the only attention he gets in life. People in real life can, and have, written him off as a compulsive, shameless liar, but here at SLC he can involve himself in his narcissistic fetish for attention perpetually.

What happened to Brian Good, you ask?

It's simple -- his divorced parents never gave poor little Brian Good any attention until he realized he could demand it by telling outrageous lies. Little Brian Good, who was hated by every child and instructor in the school, would torture the family pet to death, making it blatantly obvious that he did it, and then say "Mommy, the policeman kidnapped the cat, I saw him." Then his brain-dead excuse for a "mother" would be forced to pay close attention to her budding psychopath because it was obvious something was terribly wrong. Brian Good got to sit in a big chair with a psychiatrist who paid attention to no one but little Brian Good. His fatuous mother would look at Brian lovingly, while catering to his every need -- until he stopped lying. At that point, the attention would stop, so Brian Good learned to never stop lying, and he loves any attention lying brings him. Now he's latched on to the 9/11 debunkers who spend their precious time debunking his never-ending stream of lies because, now that his mother is on her death bed, we are his newly "adopted" surrogate mother. Just like his real mother, we want nothing to do with him, so Brian Good forces us to pay attention to him by lying, and he's so fucked in the head that he confuses the universal revulsion that greets his every post with the love of his mother. And Pat and James B, who refuse to ban him or delete his idiotic lies, ARE HIS ENABLERS. Talk about a dysfunctional family.

You're truly pathetic, Brian Good. Having you around is like stepping in dogshit.

No wonder your parents hate you. You're a scoundrel.

I'd tell you to seek psychiatric intervention, but that's precisely your problem.

**********

Brian Good's (aka, "snug.bug") Insane Homeless Mullet for sex predators. (Credit to Mike Rosefierce).

9/11 Sex Stalker Brian Good Unmasked!

 
At 07 June, 2013 20:07, Blogger Billman said...

Hey kid, I'mma computah!

 
At 08 June, 2013 10:22, Blogger snug.bug said...

Poor stupid GutterBall. After he lost his job to a Pakistani teenager he's been an Angry Old Man.

How's that Wayne Newton thing working out for you, ButtGale?

 
At 08 June, 2013 11:01, Blogger GuitarBill said...

I make more money in year than you've made in your entire life.

So how does it feel to have your pathological behavior exposed for all to read? You're one sick motherfucker, nutbag.

 
At 08 June, 2013 12:02, Blogger snug.bug said...

Claims of anonymous internet posters who are so dumb they don't know that claims of anonymous internet posters who are so dumb they don't know that claims of anonymous internet posters who are so dumb they don't know that claims of anonymous internet posters who are so dumb they don't know that claims of anonymous internet posters are meaningless.

Your fantasies about my behavior fool only the feeble-minded.

 
At 08 June, 2013 14:44, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Wrong again, liar.

The spluge on your spluge-encrusted keyboard gives you away.

**********

Brian Good's (aka, "snug.bug") Insane Homeless Mullet for sex predators. (Credit to Mike Rosefierce).

9/11 Sex Stalker Brian Good Unmasked!

 
At 08 June, 2013 15:22, Blogger snug.bug said...

Do you have an actual sample of this alleged "spluge" or are you simply inventing your support data?

 
At 09 June, 2013 16:45, Blogger M Gregory Ferris said...

Jones...Cobra...come on...

 

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home