Thursday, November 09, 2006

Create Your Own Nutbar Conspiracy Theory!

Here's an amusing idea for a contest. A friend of the blog has set up a website called LooseChangeLOL.com. He is looking for submissions of "your most unimaginable, unrealistic, parodic conspiracy theories on the 9/11 Attacks." The winner will get to see his/her conspiracy theory used on that website.

An example of a good parody website is the famed "Loose Trains" blog, although obviously I suspect they are looking for a little more detail. So put those thinking caps on and see if you can come up with something even wilder than Nico Haupt!

14 Comments:

At 09 November, 2006 12:05, Blogger The Masked Writer said...

What better joke than to make fun of an event that was responsible for 1000's upon 1000's of deaths both here and abroad. Simply sick.

 
At 09 November, 2006 12:24, Blogger Manny said...

It's not making fun of the event, retard. It's making fun of you.

 
At 09 November, 2006 13:03, Blogger Nyke said...

Okay, I've got $5 that says that the award will be moved down the ranks twice as 1st and 2nd place describes conspiracy theories that have been actually suggested.

 
At 09 November, 2006 13:39, Blogger Hawkeyi's Blog said...

I agree with swing dangler, To make a game to entertain oneself over a tragedy makes one wonder what mental sickness you may suffer from? You need help friend.

 
At 09 November, 2006 14:00, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

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At 09 November, 2006 14:03, Blogger CHF said...

Swing and scrubs,

spare me this morality crap of yours.

We're making fun of YOU, not 9/11 or its victims.

You twoofers are the ones who laugh at boxcutters being used to slit throats, remember?

You're the ones who say "This is Mark Bingham...how absurd. hahahaha."

All you clowns do is make fun of 9/11 so STFU.

 
At 09 November, 2006 14:04, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

Swing and Scrub....
You scum bags need to get a fuckin clue.
This a parady of you fuck head nutjob douchebags!!!
The scum you associate with HAS TIME AND TIME again disrespected the victims of 911 by laughing over the whole "box cutter" notion.
That fuck piece of shit Fetzer and his smug ass look on his face while he made fun of Mark Binghan (SP?).
You to fucksticks have the nerver to say that this contest makes fun of the victims.
IT MAKES FUN OF YOU AND THE PATHETIC TARDS YOU ASSOCIATE WITH!

 
At 09 November, 2006 14:36, Blogger Pat said...

nyke, that is indeed the problem; these folks are hard to parodize because they are parodies already.

Amen to the responses to swing dangler and scrubs & shines; we're laughing at you, not with you.

 
At 09 November, 2006 15:26, Blogger remdem said...

Okay, I've got $5 that says that the award will be moved down the ranks twice as 1st and 2nd place describes conspiracy theories that have been actually suggested.

Nyke, that's a sucker's bet. You're sure to win.

My personal theory: It was James K Polk. He used a time machine invented by Einstein by covered up by the Truman administration and secretly held on the US Base on Pluto. 9/11 was a cover-up by the government to transfer Pluto from Planet to Dwarf Planet. Because we'd be all upset about the terrorists, we wouldn't notice we'd just lost a planet to the Mothmen who populate the base and West Viriginia. You'll notice that all the construction workers at the WTC site had on helmets, that was to cover their moth antennae. Anyone who believes the official story ("HELMETS ARE USED TO PROTECT YUOR HEAD") is a government Moth shill. Anyone who asks why we care about Pluto is a government Moth shill. Anyone who thinks the lizard people did it is a government Moth shill.

Open your eyes, Sheeple! The Moth Men are taking over!!

I'm just asking questions, by the way. Anyone who says otherwise is a Government Moth Shill.

 
At 09 November, 2006 20:14, Blogger shawn said...

What better joke than to make fun of an event that was responsible for 1000's upon 1000's of deaths both here and abroad. Simply sick.

Almost like continually denying the reality of the event, eh swing?

Might want to accept what happened that Tuesday morning before you come in with your faux morality.

 
At 09 November, 2006 22:48, Blogger Alex said...

Maybe I should submit my paper :)

 
At 10 November, 2006 07:07, Blogger remdem said...

Alex, anyone who believes Gremlins did it is a government Moth Shill.

 
At 10 November, 2006 08:00, Blogger tym said...

God I hope multiple entries are allowed.

I could easily put together 6,000 words on no less than 5 theories.

 
At 10 November, 2006 18:53, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Everyone,

I am Joshua Calley, founder of loosechangelol.com

First off I would just like to say thank you to Pat here at the screw loose change blog for setting us up with key advertisement.

Second of all, we received a very interesting email from total911.info with their own conspiracy theory being what was produced by the 9/11 Commission. Unfortunetly the person who sent us the email stated that the Report was his own work, breaking our rule about Plagirism. ;)

So, I ask that everyone write up their own theory. Who knows, you might just win. And hey, it's a good way to laugh at the CT websites.

 

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