Bush to Declare Martial Law; Rounding Up Democrats For FEMA Camps
Nancy Pelosi won't get to order new drapes for the Speaker's Office; Dylan will be dragged away from editing Loose Change the Final Cut.
Sorry folks, but you had a choice; you could have elected Republicans and we would have continued on with this phony "democracy", but now that you've elected Democrats we're going to have to start rounding you up. If you see the chemtrails, it's too late.
posted by Pat @ 7:07 AM
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14 Comments:
Like hey man, I mean, at least I won't have to sleep on this old stained futon anymore.
Have you all seen the report on Toxic Sky by this NBC afflitate or are they conspiracy theorists as well for reporting on the issue?
http://www.nbc4.tv/
news/9155725/detail.html
Jesus Christ Soldier!
Ixnay on the artialmay awlay until anuaryjay!!!
You are not suposed to reveal "Operation Starbucks" to anyone before January 11th (1/11). We need time to convert the harmless looking storefronts to processing centers and arm all of the employees with their mind control rays.
Didn't you get the damn memo?
Uh the Democrats are probably gonna control Congress.
Here's how the movement ends - not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Hey, I live in Seattle, and have spent the equivilent of my college tuition on "grande extra hot toffee nut mochas with whip", there is nothing harmless about those ubiquitious storefronts hawking their addictive wares!
STOP!!
Remdem, the plan is that the Starbucks will be converted by 1/11, and of course, the full scale roundup and incarceration happens on 1/19.
By then, we'll have all of the Wal-Mart re-education centers fully staffed with Halliburton MP's.
Its like you never read the Wall Street Journal!
James, they're supposed to think its the Chemtrails, not the Lattes.
You got all of this info at the last Bohemian Grove meeting. I know it is a little fuzzy, what with all of the beer and pot. But UI made sure you got the full briefing on your pillow, along with the tickets for the full behind the scenes tour of the newest model of death star.
Sheesh. I haven't worked on this plan for my last four lifetimes to have you two wreck it at the final hour!
Jujigatami,
The operative code named "JamesB" has been terminated. This is the last time I will put up with his incompetence. A new operative will be assigned to this mission as soon as the results of the new flouride tests come through.
Dick
Since the government is rounding up Democrats, I am calling for my neighbor Jim to be among the first to be picked up. He tells me that he voted Dem even though he wants tax cuts to continue, and he is against abortion.
Jim is obviously deluded by something, and he needs to go. Plus, I can get his house and his nice car. He has some power tools I can take, and this can help me. After all, isn't it part of the Democrats' mantra to "help yourself"? Well, I am going to "help myself" to Jim's shit.
I thought it was 1/11/09.
Damn Calendar
I think I scared a guy off my forum by trying to goad him into betting on Bowman against me....
Kindof makes me sad
Dick,
Excellent, it is all falling in to place.
High lord Rumsfeld is now free to rain his terror down on the fraile sheeple. Now that he has resigned from his cover job, he will assume command of the NWO imperial fleet and use the energy beam weapons to destroy our enemies (namely the LC boys and Uncle fetzer).
MAke ready the human sacrifices when the next sign appears.
Bwah ha ha ha ha!
I'm convinced Alex Jones is insane.
It took you this long. Welcome to the club.
TAM
I guess it's because I'm only a 4th degree free mason, 3rd degree zionist, and 2nd degree double black belt with the honorary title of Sheeple Herder of Area B-17R.
Well, since you're only at that level, I guess I understand.
You're probably not even familiar with protocol HD119 where all Home Depot stores are transformed in to gas chambers and crematoriums for those too intelligent to be re-educated.
Oh, I shouldn't have written that, please use your neuralizer on yourself.
I have to go now, Its very important that I begin to remove all access to aluminum foil. We don't need people being able to block our mind control rays when the final solution commences.
Speaking of which, I got my orders today. Seems I'm supposed to mobilize in 3 days to take over "tinfoil removal campaigns" in th southwest sector. Good news is I'll be working in James' division, so if I'm nice to him maybe I can get bumped up to "shill handling" and eventually end up on the "CTer elimination squad". There's always room for career advancement in the NWO!
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