Top 10 Revelations in Loose Change Version 3

Through one of my hacker contacts in the software community I was able to get my hands on some planning notes for the next version of Loose Change:

10. Hole in Pentagon actually created by really big paper airplane constructed by Paul Wolfowitz
9. Prescott Bush teamed up with Adolf Hitler to illegally invade Iraq.
8. New study by UC Berkeley sociology professor shows jet fuel does not burn hot enough to ignite paper.
7. Al Qaeda proven not to be behind 9/11, because, they don't even like America, why would they fly all the way over here to visit?
6. Marvin Bush planned 9/11, because he is tired of being the Bush brother that nobody can remember.
5. For same reason William Baldwin also involved
4. Osama bin Laden video proven to be fake, because Osama “really, really, really hates turbans”.
3. Empire State Building hit by Imperial Star Destroyer in 1945, did not collapse.
2. New York City Fire Department proven to be front company for Larry Silverstein.

And finally, our number one new revelation from Loose Change version 3:

1. Screw Loose Change blog is really run by Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld