Friday, June 23, 2006

Does Adam Sandler Know?

Perhaps he'll have to pen an additional stanza to the Hannukah Song:

And now, dear friends, I have decided to reveal to you the name of yet another crypto-Jew. This time, the culprit is a man who is only the latest in a series of dynastic leaders, all of whom were and are Jews and all of whom have carefully and watchfully guarded this Great Secret. I hereby stamp myself—according to the reigning criteria or rules promulgated by the Illuminati elite—as a bonafide anti-Semite merely by once again calling a Jew a Jew. Fact: GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, is a Jew.

4 Comments:

At 23 June, 2006 13:57, Blogger James B. said...

Comrade Stalin was an avid reader of the Jewish Talmud, and Comrade Khruschev's real surname was Perlmutter. He, too, was a Jew."


Iosef Visirionovich Dzhugashvili was actually studying to become a priest (not Jewish) before he turned to a life of genocide.

The Russians are weird about how they treat Jews. They are considered an entirely separate culture and ethnicity. Some Russians will insist that Jews don't really speak Russian, like it is a foreign language to them, even those whose families have lived in Russia for the past 300 years and have doctorates in Russian literature.

 
At 23 June, 2006 14:06, Blogger nesNYC said...

Iosef Visirionovich Dzhugashvili was actually studying to become a priest (not Jewish) before he turned to a life of genocide.

A lot of Jews converted to other faiths to break them apart from within. Stalin just saw the opportunity to effect Zionist policy by being a dictator rather than the pulpit.

 
At 23 June, 2006 14:25, Blogger James B. said...

LOL Dude, Stalin was not a Jew any more than you are a grapefruit. I got my undergrad degree in Russian and East European Studies, specializing in 20th Century Soviet politics, I wrote my thesis on collectivization. Believe me, I have forgotten more about this topic than you will ever know.

 
At 23 June, 2006 16:19, Blogger shawn said...

Stalin just saw the opportunity to effect Zionist policy by being a dictator rather than the pulpit.

Yeah, that's why the DAY he died a plan was supposed to instituted to begin his movement towards the next world war (and the first portion was pulling another Holocaust). You are without a doubt the dumbest human being I've ever come across.

 

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