Thursday, September 14, 2006

Some More of Steven Jones' Favorite Conspiracies

A little humor piece at Salt Lake City Weekly.

8. The first "moon landing" was actually filmed in a parking lot … on Mars.

7 Comments:

At 14 September, 2006 15:39, Blogger shawn said...

1. Any woman who turns you down for a date is a lesbian. Total lesbian.


Wait.

That isn't true?

 
At 14 September, 2006 16:47, Blogger Sword of Truth said...

And no, she won't let you watch, either. =(

 
At 14 September, 2006 22:58, Blogger Pat said...

Rog, that may be why the column is labeled the Octo? Just guessing here.

Zero prescription drugs in this household.

 
At 15 September, 2006 05:23, Blogger shawn said...

By the way, how many of you are on prescription mind-altering drugs? Paxil, prozac, lithium, zoloft, etc.

I think I've figured out what's wrong with you.


Irony.

 
At 15 September, 2006 11:45, Blogger Sword of Truth said...

Abby's become a real lightning rod for the twoofers.

I believe JDX subtly implied she was a lesbian once in the typical manner of an internet chatroom bully finding out the only female in the room isn't interested in him.

This of course was before she became the target of full on rape fantasies and death threats.

 
At 15 September, 2006 18:49, Blogger Alex said...

Nah, they actually become enthralled at the depth of wisdom I possess

That's gotta be the funniest thing I've read all week.

 
At 15 September, 2006 21:01, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I take Claritin. Do it's non-drowsy anti-histamine effects mean I'm allowed ot think you're a whack-job Roger?

 

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