Thursday, September 14, 2006

Some More of Steven Jones' Favorite Conspiracies

A little humor piece at Salt Lake City Weekly.

8. The first "moon landing" was actually filmed in a parking lot … on Mars.

14 Comments:

At 14 September, 2006 15:39, Blogger shawn said...

1. Any woman who turns you down for a date is a lesbian. Total lesbian.


Wait.

That isn't true?

 
At 14 September, 2006 16:47, Blogger Sword of Truth said...

And no, she won't let you watch, either. =(

 
At 14 September, 2006 21:30, Blogger roger_sq said...

Couldn't come up with 10...

typical.

By the way, how many of you are on prescription mind-altering drugs? Paxil, prozac, lithium, zoloft, etc.

I think I've figured out what's wrong with you.

 
At 14 September, 2006 21:57, Blogger default.xbe said...

By the way, how many of you are on prescription mind-altering drugs? Paxil, prozac, lithium, zoloft, etc.

BTW how many of you should be on some sort of medication?

 
At 14 September, 2006 22:58, Blogger Pat said...

Rog, that may be why the column is labeled the Octo? Just guessing here.

Zero prescription drugs in this household.

 
At 15 September, 2006 00:34, Blogger JPSlovjanski said...

Roger, who is more likely to need the types of drugs you cited?

1. Someone who believe in critical thinking and examining evidence of presented claims.

2. Someone who believes that nearly every major historical event is the result of some shadowy conspiracy involving all sorts of technology which may or may not exist, contradictory theories, etc. Furthermore, such people in many cases also believe that those that oppose their theories are actually connected to the conspiracy in some way.

 
At 15 September, 2006 02:43, Blogger apathoid said...

I think he's taking a pot-shot at Abby. This isn't the first she's come under fire because of her medical condition. Roger, shame on you scumbag.

BTW - open your phone book, find a psychologist, call him/her and briefly ouline the NWO/Illuminati/Skulls/Bohemian Grove/whatever else you morons like to fantasize about, and talk about how da Jooz run the world, and soon you'll be on much needed precription medication.

 
At 15 September, 2006 05:23, Blogger shawn said...

By the way, how many of you are on prescription mind-altering drugs? Paxil, prozac, lithium, zoloft, etc.

I think I've figured out what's wrong with you.


Irony.

 
At 15 September, 2006 11:45, Blogger Sword of Truth said...

Abby's become a real lightning rod for the twoofers.

I believe JDX subtly implied she was a lesbian once in the typical manner of an internet chatroom bully finding out the only female in the room isn't interested in him.

This of course was before she became the target of full on rape fantasies and death threats.

 
At 15 September, 2006 18:30, Blogger roger_sq said...

I think he's taking a pot-shot at Abby. This isn't the first she's come under fire because of her medical condition. Roger, shame on you scumbag.

Condition? She has the same condition the rest of you have. I'm not singling anyone out here.



BTW - open your phone book, find a psychologist, call him/her and briefly ouline the NWO/Illuminati/Skulls/Bohemian Grove/whatever else you morons like to fantasize about, and talk about how da Jooz run the world, and soon you'll be on much needed precription medication.

Nah, they actually become enthralled at the depth of wisdom I possess, and are generally left in deep contemplation. I don't take drugs. And I'm a Zionist.

 
At 15 September, 2006 18:49, Blogger Alex said...

Nah, they actually become enthralled at the depth of wisdom I possess

That's gotta be the funniest thing I've read all week.

 
At 15 September, 2006 20:11, Blogger roger_sq said...

Nah, they actually become enthralled at the depth of wisdom I possess

That's gotta be the funniest thing I've read all week.


Well you must have upped your dosage today!

 
At 15 September, 2006 21:01, Blogger SFC B said...

I take Claritin. Do it's non-drowsy anti-histamine effects mean I'm allowed ot think you're a whack-job Roger?

 
At 16 September, 2006 05:39, Blogger JPSlovjanski said...

I drink beer. Nevskoye and Staroprammen. It's OCV.

PS- If Abby were a lesbian, WHERE'S the problem?

 

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