Crazy Caption Contest
When I saw this picture of Kevin Barrett, I couldn't resist.
Here is my entry:
Kevin Barret puts the finger quotes on "Scholars" for 9/11 "Truth".
Submit your entry, but sorry, no prizes, we still need to work on those "Screw Loose Change" t-shirts.
posted by James B. @ 9:05 AM
25 comments
25 Comments:
Kevin Barrett discusses his latest theory of what really attacked the Pentagon, "Giant velociraptors. Rawr."
Dude, that makes no sense, even from a conspiracy theorist viewpoint.
Kevin Barrett demonstrates how Secretary Rumsfeld used his psionic powers to direct the cruise missile into the Pentagon.
The "Buildings" were hit by "Planes" Piloted by "Terrorists"
"Now which one of you scholars can tell me what 2 plus 2 is?"
Kevin Barrett discusses the "documentary" "Loose Change" "Directed by Dylan Avery" and "Researched by Jason Bermas" which he believes is truly "dedicated to the lives lost on September 11th".
The World Trade Center was destroyed by a "Laser" fired from what I like to call a "Death Star."
We don't really need to "cite hard evidence" to support our arguments.
I an "NOT" Jon Corzine.
Hmm, I would have to give Burke and Triterope the early lead...
No t-shirt wanted, but here is my caption:
"Kevin Barrett shows the total number of IQ points of the kookoos who consider themselves skeptics of the official 9/11 history."
Howzat?
Kevin Barrett Shows the illiterate members of the audience the total number of people who now believe the "no planes" theory.
"Lasers."
Well... We don't exactly have what you would traditionally call "evidence."
"This is how many Congressional candidates support the 9-11 Truth movement: two on the left, two on the right."
MADISON, WISC. (AP) -- Kevin Barrett, a member of Scholars for 9/11 Truth, explains to an audience member exactly how many planes "four" is.
The 9/11 Truth symposium took place at a local pre-kindergarten day care center, which Barrett referred to as "an accredited academic institution."
Mary Louise Spinster, a teacher at the school, called the 9/11 symposium a success: "All this talk about the FBI, CIA, NIST, and CNN will really help our students learn their ABCs. And the discussion of the planes covered most of the numbers between zero and ten."
Barrett claimed victory when none of the students were able to refute his arguments. However, most of them were also fingerpainting at the time.
ok, I think Trite should win for effort alone...lol
TAM
Tip #4 for aspiring troothers. Glasses can make you look more intellectual. This is known as the Stallone Corollary .
". . .you put your two hands in and you shake it all about . . .
"See, the two towers look exactly like the number 11. And if you take two away from 11, what do you have left? Nine!"
Kevin Barrett teaching young truthers the magic "Double V-Sign" stance meant to fend off evil sceptics.
"This is a picture of Kevin Barrett making quotation fingers. You never saw it, but Barrett was loony as hell. We had to tape his fingers together to get him to stop doing it. When people saw it, he claimed the Illuminati had broken his hands to keep him from finishing his book. I hated Barrett; he was impossible to work with." -- Jim Fetzer, Memoirs
I'm just asking "questions"
Well I will have to give it to triterope, if for nothing else than effort. You now have bragging rights on this blog, at least until the next time I come up with something silly to distract me from writing about these idiots constantly.
Well I will have to give it to triterope, if for nothing else than effort.
Yay! The "vote early, vote often" strategy wins again!
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