Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Crazy Caption Contest

When I saw this picture of Kevin Barrett, I couldn't resist.




















Here is my entry:

Kevin Barret puts the finger quotes on "Scholars" for 9/11 "Truth".

Submit your entry, but sorry, no prizes, we still need to work on those "Screw Loose Change" t-shirts.

44 Comments:

At 03 October, 2006 09:33, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kevin Barrett discusses his latest theory of what really attacked the Pentagon, "Giant velociraptors. Rawr."

 
At 03 October, 2006 09:47, Blogger 911coverup said...

"Official" story.

 
At 03 October, 2006 09:59, Blogger James B. said...

Dude, that makes no sense, even from a conspiracy theorist viewpoint.

 
At 03 October, 2006 10:01, Blogger Manny said...

Kevin Barrett demonstrates how Secretary Rumsfeld used his psionic powers to direct the cruise missile into the Pentagon.

 
At 03 October, 2006 10:28, Blogger MarkyX said...

"Two easter bunnies did it!"

 
At 03 October, 2006 10:50, Blogger Conspiracy Smasher said...

"Stay away from the brown acid man - it's a bummer..."

 
At 03 October, 2006 11:07, Blogger CHF said...

"Official" story.

Such quotes usually denote sarcasm, so you're saying...there is no official story?

 
At 03 October, 2006 11:08, Blogger CHF said...

As for Barrett:

I'm a "scholar."

 
At 03 October, 2006 11:10, Blogger Jujigatami said...

The "Buildings" were hit by "Planes" Piloted by "Terrorists"

 
At 03 October, 2006 11:15, Blogger Rufus_Leaking said...

"tenure" its called "tenure"

 
At 03 October, 2006 11:21, Blogger Chad said...

"Now which one of you scholars can tell me what 2 plus 2 is?"

 
At 03 October, 2006 11:26, Blogger Yatesey said...

Kevin Barrett discusses the "documentary" "Loose Change" "Directed by Dylan Avery" and "Researched by Jason Bermas" which he believes is truly "dedicated to the lives lost on September 11th".

 
At 03 October, 2006 11:28, Blogger Triterope said...

The World Trade Center was destroyed by a "Laser" fired from what I like to call a "Death Star."

 
At 03 October, 2006 11:31, Blogger ScottSl said...

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At 03 October, 2006 11:32, Blogger ScottSl said...

Ever seen the "movie" They Live, by John Carpenter. Well, I'm here to tell you the REAL story of Alien Invasion, corruption and masterbating senators.

 
At 03 October, 2006 11:33, Blogger Good Lieutenant said...

We don't really need to "cite hard evidence" to support our arguments.

 
At 03 October, 2006 11:41, Blogger Dog Town said...

" Dick Nixon" was " My Heroe"?

 
At 03 October, 2006 12:37, Blogger Jujigatami said...

I an "NOT" Jon Corzine.

 
At 03 October, 2006 12:57, Blogger CHF said...

On an unrelated note, a Turkish airliner was hijacked today and eventually landed in Italy.

Apparently none of the hijackers were beaten to death by passengers with luggage so I guess Uncle Fetzer wasn't on board.

 
At 03 October, 2006 13:13, Blogger James B. said...

Hmm, I would have to give Burke and Triterope the early lead...

 
At 03 October, 2006 13:14, Blogger Rufus_Leaking said...

Complete this phrase, "Jules White and the 3 . . . "

 
At 03 October, 2006 14:24, Blogger Simon Lazarus said...

No t-shirt wanted, but here is my caption:

"Kevin Barrett shows the total number of IQ points of the kookoos who consider themselves skeptics of the official 9/11 history."

Howzat?

 
At 03 October, 2006 14:40, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

Kevin Barrett Shows the illiterate members of the audience the total number of people who now believe the "no planes" theory.

 
At 03 October, 2006 15:32, Blogger shawn said...

"Lasers."

 
At 03 October, 2006 15:56, Blogger Richard said...

Well... We don't exactly have what you would traditionally call "evidence."

 
At 03 October, 2006 16:24, Blogger Triterope said...

"This is how many Congressional candidates support the 9-11 Truth movement: two on the left, two on the right."

 
At 03 October, 2006 17:31, Blogger Triterope said...

MADISON, WISC. (AP) -- Kevin Barrett, a member of Scholars for 9/11 Truth, explains to an audience member exactly how many planes "four" is.

The 9/11 Truth symposium took place at a local pre-kindergarten day care center, which Barrett referred to as "an accredited academic institution."

Mary Louise Spinster, a teacher at the school, called the 9/11 symposium a success: "All this talk about the FBI, CIA, NIST, and CNN will really help our students learn their ABCs. And the discussion of the planes covered most of the numbers between zero and ten."

Barrett claimed victory when none of the students were able to refute his arguments. However, most of them were also fingerpainting at the time.

 
At 03 October, 2006 17:42, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

ok, I think Trite should win for effort alone...lol

TAM

 
At 03 October, 2006 17:56, Blogger HidariMak said...

Would the caption "I am not a schnook" be too obvious here?

 
At 03 October, 2006 17:57, Blogger 911coverup said...

"Debunkers"

 
At 03 October, 2006 18:06, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

"see when I point my fingers like this and I squeeze by butt cheeks together I can recreate the sounds of the towers falling"

 
At 03 October, 2006 18:13, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

Tip #4 for aspiring troothers. Glasses can make you look more intellectual. This is known as the Stallone Corollary .

 
At 03 October, 2006 18:31, Blogger Avery Dylan said...

". . .you put your two hands in and you shake it all about . . .

 
At 03 October, 2006 18:40, Blogger Pat said...

"See, the two towers look exactly like the number 11. And if you take two away from 11, what do you have left? Nine!"

 
At 03 October, 2006 18:53, Blogger Safe-Keeper said...

Kevin Barrett teaching young truthers the magic "Double V-Sign" stance meant to fend off evil sceptics.

 
At 03 October, 2006 20:21, Blogger Dog Town said...

" I love a parade"...

 
At 04 October, 2006 07:57, Blogger Triterope said...

"This is a picture of Kevin Barrett making quotation fingers. You never saw it, but Barrett was loony as hell. We had to tape his fingers together to get him to stop doing it. When people saw it, he claimed the Illuminati had broken his hands to keep him from finishing his book. I hated Barrett; he was impossible to work with." -- Jim Fetzer, Memoirs

 
At 04 October, 2006 09:17, Blogger Yatesey said...

I'm just asking "questions"

 
At 04 October, 2006 13:09, Blogger James B. said...

Well I will have to give it to triterope, if for nothing else than effort. You now have bragging rights on this blog, at least until the next time I come up with something silly to distract me from writing about these idiots constantly.

 
At 04 October, 2006 14:29, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

"My fingers are wet will someone please zip it back up for me?"

 
At 04 October, 2006 16:27, Blogger Triterope said...

Well I will have to give it to triterope, if for nothing else than effort.

Yay! The "vote early, vote often" strategy wins again!

 
At 04 October, 2006 19:30, Blogger lawchick said...

So, "triterope" wins an "award" for ridiculing a "troofer"...


in great style, I must say!

:)

 
At 07 October, 2006 11:34, Blogger Damian P. said...

Professor Barrett imitates "Finger Quotin' Margo" from the "Comics Curmudgeon" blog.

 
At 07 October, 2006 11:36, Blogger Damian P. said...

"Mini Me, stop humping the 'laser'. Honest to God! Why don't you and the giant 'laser' get a fricken room for God's sakes?"

 

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