Monday, October 02, 2006

The Son of Yet More Vanity Video from the Loosers

James was being too charitable when he assumed that Dylan and Company had chopped their September 9, 2006 video into two parts; here comes Part 3, checking in at a whopping one and three quarters hours(!). See the Loosers walking along the sidewalks of New York! Thrill as Dylan orders the chicken pot pie! Chortle with amusement as Jason has this exchange with a smart young oriental man:

Bermas: It's more true than anything you've seen on television so far.
Oriental: Wait a minute I don't understand. You've already investigated and now you want us to investigate?
Bermas: I just want you to watch the DVD and find out what we're saying is true. Don't believe anything I'm telling you, man. Watch the DVD, check out our sources, believe me, it's a lie.

13 Comments:

At 02 October, 2006 09:30, Blogger tnculp said...

Ha! See, even Bermas admidts their movie is a lie!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! TOOL!!!! He must be a NWO Bushie shill!!!!!!

 
At 02 October, 2006 10:09, Blogger What Would Grape Ape Do? said...

If I may quote from that famous thinker, Crow T. Robot.

I'd rather spend a weekend in Robert Bork's underpants than watch more of this!

 
At 02 October, 2006 10:37, Blogger James B. said...

Damn, I guess that means I will have to cut the 15 segment of me ordering a mocha at Starbucks from Screw Loose Change: The Movie.

I said no foam damnit!

 
At 02 October, 2006 12:34, Blogger Good Lieutenant said...

MEDIA ALERT ****

PM Editors are on the Michael Medved show this hour debunking this CT trash.

Listen if you dare, nessie, 9-11mysteries/coverup, killtown, etc., joanbasil, and co.

You can't handle the truth!

 
At 02 October, 2006 13:29, Blogger Avery Dylan said...

Like hey man, I mean, every second of my life is interesting, if you don't believe it, see for yourself, just look at the interesting people who follow my every move, like Chuck Sheen, Wakingamy, Merc, Gypsy, Scaffoldrider, and Londoneye,

Londoneye? Londoneye? Where are you Londoneye?

 
At 02 October, 2006 14:19, Blogger Simon Lazarus said...

Hey! Wait until Part 4:

See Bermas deny that he is alive! See Dylan deny that Bermas is Bermas! See all of them deny that September 11 ever appeared on a calendar in 2001!

Plus, we get a full hour of 3 leftist morons marching the streets looking for a cockroach so they can get a brain transplant!

Yeah! That's the ticket!

 
At 02 October, 2006 14:29, Blogger Simon Lazarus said...

I had to watch that pile of crap.

When that FAT FUCK accosted those troops, they should have taken him into an alley and broken his legs.

Who is that piece of excrement, anyway?

 
At 02 October, 2006 17:02, Blogger Øyvind said...

Don't believe anything I'm telling you, man. Watch the DVD, check out our sources, believe me, it's a lie.

Thank you for a good laugh.

 
At 02 October, 2006 17:25, Blogger Øyvind said...

Do the parts keep going (ie. "Part 8: Watch Dylan sleep for two hours!")?

 
At 02 October, 2006 18:35, Blogger James B. said...

Do these people really think that videoing themselves running down the street yelling at soldiers helps their cause?

 
At 02 October, 2006 18:44, Blogger Yatesey said...

What happens when we 8 Twoofers are forced to live together in the same dingy, run down apartment and things stop being real and start becoming fantastical?

"The Real Loose Change"

 
At 02 October, 2006 23:06, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's official, I'm going to punch Alex Jones if I ever see him.

 
At 03 October, 2006 18:41, Blogger Triterope said...

I thought these bozos were supposed to be filmmakers? Even if we ignore the utter banality of the subject matter, why haven't these people tried to make an actual MOVIE out of it? With, you know, editing?

You could probably get 22 minutes of watchable TV out of this avalanche of crap. But I guess Dylan Avery can't be bothered, even when he's got the attention of the entire Internet.

How lazy do you have to be not to bother editing when you're an aspiring filmmaker? And it's a movie about YOURSELF? Christ almighty...

 

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