Monday, October 16, 2006

Great Comic Book by Our Buddies in the New World Order

Hopefully it will fool those 9-11 Deniers, because it's a very cleverly disguised piece of government propaganda. Notice all the mistakes just in the first few pages:

Page 1: Is a rip-off scene, showing an event that never happens in the movie. Besides, it's completely wrong geographically. We clearly can see that the North Building has already been hit, so the plane is coming in towards the south side of WTC 2, right? So our perspective is from the west. One problem; then the North Building should be closer to us, not the South Building. It's cartoon fakery at its most dishonest; clearly the government inserted this panel (and many others) to fool us!

After a brief sex scene that is not gratuitous at all, and clearly relevant to the plot, we get around to the point of the comic, which is that it is taking place on the morning of 9-11-01.

Page 3-4: As Steve exits the subway, he observes people scattering away in fear. He asks somebody what's wrong, and is told, "Haven't you heard? A plane just hit the World Trade Center!"

But look at panel 5 at the bottom of page 4. How many things are wrong with that panel?

1. There is no spot on the ground in midtown Manhattan where you can see the World Trade Center buildings.

2. Why is there only a fireball from the other tower, and not the smokestack we saw on 9-11?

And then on page 5, the government disinfo really gets thick. In panel 2, we learn that, "Steve saved many lives that day." He is shown guiding people to safety as the south tower collapses.

But... shouldn't Steve have known that the people were not in trouble? Shoudn't he have laughed and said, "Don't worry folks, a steel building has never collapsed from a fire before? Let's go inside the lobby and get a couple of Snapples for the walk home!"

And how about page 10, where Steve lays down a line of obvious bull:

"And I want to know why President Bush was reading stories to school children in Florida for twenty minutes after he learned the second plane hit."

Michael Moore, surely not President Bush's greatest admirer, timed the reading at seven minutes. How hard is it to get something like that right? Or on page 13:

"And what's this sh*t about Mohammed Atta's passport found at the scene?"

Uh, I dunno, Steve, maybe you want to recheck your facts on that. It was Satam al-Suqtami's passport that was found in the rubble. Funny how you diligent investigators all get that wrong.

"And who gave Bush the right to declare war? Only Congress can do that!"

Gee, must be why Congress passed a "War Powers Resolution" in 2002.

Some classic lines, too; surely they were penned by William Kristol, or
Tony Snow:

"People like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa, they're the real tough guys."

Yes, I can recognize the work of the geniuses at the New World Order when I see it. Great job, fellas!

9 Comments:

At 17 October, 2006 05:54, Blogger shawn said...

It's odd that a Christian fundamentalist screed would have a sex scene on the second page.

 
At 17 October, 2006 06:06, Blogger telescopemerc said...

All the art talent of a Chick track.

 
At 17 October, 2006 07:53, Blogger tym said...

You really start to feel Frankenstein's frustration as he watches that speech on TV.


I guarantee nobody in the history of NY Mass Transit systems has sat on a crowded rush hour subway thinking "Gee ain't life grand. I got a hot wife who likes it on top, a kid who actually doesn't notice Mother Theresa a guy, and I'm super cool martial arts guy"

Whaddya wanna bet "bellicosity" was on the author's word of the day calender when he got around to authoring page 10?

 
At 17 October, 2006 08:59, Blogger Jujigatami said...

Gee thanks.

Thats 15 minutes I'll never get back.

These retards have WAAAAAY too much time on their hands.

 
At 17 October, 2006 09:07, Blogger tym said...

Also the passport wasn't found in the rubble of everything. It was on the street like a block away (Van Dorsey St?) and was handed to a cop before either tower collapsed.

Someone saw a singed passport of an Islamic name a block from where two planes just hit buildings in an intentional hijacking and figured "Hmm, this may be important" and turned it in.

That's not exactly hard to believe.

The sad thing is that legitimate fuckups like sending people in Tower 2 back to their offices did happen though it's not like there was any way for WTC security to really know another plane was coming - While there's flaming debris falling outside, staying in a safer building did seem like the smartest move at the time, even though the tower two casualties could've been minimized had they not held people in the lobby and announced on the PA to remain indoors.

 
At 17 October, 2006 09:10, Blogger The Reverend Schmitt., FCD. said...

"And who gave Bush the right to declare war? Only Congress can do that!"

I love what happens when conspiracy theorists play at being law experts.

 
At 17 October, 2006 09:16, Blogger Triterope said...

All the art talent of a Chick track.

No, Chick's artistic style is much cleaner. This is more like a furry comic. It's sloppy, pretentious, and thinks it's deep when it isn't. And of course, it's full of unnecessary sex scenes that look like they were drawn by a blind man. All it's missing is a hermaphrodragon.

 
At 17 October, 2006 11:27, Blogger telescopemerc said...

No, Chick's artistic style is much cleaner. This is more like a furry comic. It's sloppy, pretentious, and thinks it's deep when it isn't. And of course, it's full of unnecessary sex scenes that look like they were drawn by a blind man. All it's missing is a hermaphrodragon.

2 things:

1) I stand corrected.

2) Eeeeewwww!

 
At 17 October, 2006 11:32, Blogger tym said...

The longer I read it, the more glad I am this fictional douchebag's family got killed. Nobody that stupid should breed and if the NWO took out his kid and his means to have further kids? Good on them!

 

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