The Loosers West Coast Tour
Dylan reports back on their blog from their trip to schmooze with the Hollywood bigshots (remember, this isn't about the fame and money).
Hollywood went great. Buzz Aldrin was next to us at Baggage Claim in LAX, Lindsay Lohan did some terrible karaoke at a Los Angeles club, The Hulk walked past our car and started dancing to Remo Conscious, Charlie Sheen has a beautiful house, and we're going to be in theaters in 2007, no matter what happens.
That's all I can say. Stay tuned.
So I have two questions. How many hookers did Charlie Sheen hire for them, and did Jason Bermas get up the guts to discuss his "no moon landings" theories with Buzz Aldrin?
Hey, I'm just asking questions here.
posted by James B. @ 10:20 PM
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Like hey man, I mean, those were hookers?
I thought they worked for a travel agent, they asked me if I wanted to go around the world.
I won't really be impressed until I see them hanging with Jack at the Lakers game.
Does the mandatory three screen arthouse movie theatre next door to all major college campuses really going as "being in theatres".
Jason Bermas already is in theatres. He gave me my popcorn just last week
I know for sure that Lindsay Lohan did not walk on the Moon.
Now, I am not making a joke here - just asking questions.
What's great is that they brag about being in the presence of Buzz Aldren...according to wackos of thier type, the second man to not walk on the Moon....is Avery a Moon Landing Hoax CTer too?
Anyways, I'll be watching for them at the concession stands of my local theatre....hope they don't spit in my popcorn....
That's it. Here on out on my blog (and gentlemen, you should do it, too), I'm just going to list famous people that I've met or sat next to on a plane.
Because nothing says crediblilty like having had a conversation with Tiffany Amber Thiessen.
Hey, I sat next to former Mayor Wilson Goode at Jury Duty.
That's right, next to the Mayor who actually DID blow up* his own town. Top that, CT nutters.
*OK, OK, it was mostly 'burned down' rather than 'blew up'. Buzz off.
Hmm, I sat about 20 feet from Steve Balmer at a Windows ship party once, does that count? He looked like he had been into the champagne too...
Can't wait to see Charlie Sheen's house on Lifestyles of the Rich and Mentally Retarded.
Dylan,
You promised us chicks. When do I get mine?
We're too old to be room mates anymore.
Why does Jason end every statement with Nyuck,Nyuck,Nyuck?
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