Sunday, October 29, 2006

The Loosers West Coast Tour

Dylan reports back on their blog from their trip to schmooze with the Hollywood bigshots (remember, this isn't about the fame and money).

Hollywood went great. Buzz Aldrin was next to us at Baggage Claim in LAX, Lindsay Lohan did some terrible karaoke at a Los Angeles club, The Hulk walked past our car and started dancing to Remo Conscious, Charlie Sheen has a beautiful house, and we're going to be in theaters in 2007, no matter what happens.

That's all I can say. Stay tuned.

So I have two questions. How many hookers did Charlie Sheen hire for them, and did Jason Bermas get up the guts to discuss his "no moon landings" theories with Buzz Aldrin?

Hey, I'm just asking questions here.

13 Comments:

At 30 October, 2006 03:15, Blogger remdem said...

'No moon landing' cracks me up. And the fact that 'No Mooners' are teaming with 'No Planers' is 2*fun. Because on one hand you're saying we're so primitive we can't make it to the moon, we have to fake it, and on the other side you're saying we're so advanced we can fake voices in conversation and simulate planes hitting a building and exploding.

Cats and Dogs, living together! TOTAL CHAOS!

 
At 30 October, 2006 05:18, Blogger Avery Dylan said...

Like hey man, I mean, those were hookers?

I thought they worked for a travel agent, they asked me if I wanted to go around the world.

 
At 30 October, 2006 05:51, Blogger Manny said...

I won't really be impressed until I see them hanging with Jack at the Lakers game.

 
At 30 October, 2006 06:59, Blogger SFC B said...

Does the mandatory three screen arthouse movie theatre next door to all major college campuses really going as "being in theatres".

 
At 30 October, 2006 08:47, Blogger tym said...

Jason Bermas already is in theatres. He gave me my popcorn just last week

 
At 30 October, 2006 09:30, Blogger Simon Lazarus said...

I know for sure that Lindsay Lohan did not walk on the Moon.

Now, I am not making a joke here - just asking questions.

 
At 30 October, 2006 10:12, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's great is that they brag about being in the presence of Buzz Aldren...according to wackos of thier type, the second man to not walk on the Moon....is Avery a Moon Landing Hoax CTer too?

Anyways, I'll be watching for them at the concession stands of my local theatre....hope they don't spit in my popcorn....

 
At 30 October, 2006 11:23, Blogger Abby Scott said...

That's it. Here on out on my blog (and gentlemen, you should do it, too), I'm just going to list famous people that I've met or sat next to on a plane.

Because nothing says crediblilty like having had a conversation with Tiffany Amber Thiessen.

 
At 30 October, 2006 11:37, Blogger telescopemerc said...

Hey, I sat next to former Mayor Wilson Goode at Jury Duty.

That's right, next to the Mayor who actually DID blow up* his own town. Top that, CT nutters.


*OK, OK, it was mostly 'burned down' rather than 'blew up'. Buzz off.

 
At 30 October, 2006 11:42, Blogger James B. said...

Hmm, I sat about 20 feet from Steve Balmer at a Windows ship party once, does that count? He looked like he had been into the champagne too...

 
At 30 October, 2006 11:43, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait to see Charlie Sheen's house on Lifestyles of the Rich and Mentally Retarded.

 
At 30 October, 2006 21:18, Blogger acmefoilco said...

Okay Guys,
Here goes; I used to work at The St Paul Hotel which was the premier hotel in Minneapolis - St. Paul. Tons o'celebs on a regular basis, and I had direct conversations with the following: The "*" comments following their names are only representations of what I think they would've said had they read this thread.

Sam Watterston- ( Capricorn One - about a faked moon landing)
* "I'm sorry, but you must be retarded; May I get another front desk clerk?"

Bill Murray- * "Mabye they need to do gardening. Why don't you buy them a book about gardening?" _ (Actual quote regarding a another guest, to management. Could be said in ref. to CT'ers.

Dan Akaroyd- * "Coleman! Get me another drink. There're retards about!"

Chris Rock- * "Fuckin' Crackers! There're all fuckin' whacked! Stupid white people never, ever cease to amaze me!!"

Al Franken- * Okay,okay, I really hate Bush's administration.... but I can't believe that this incompetent group of dicks, could plan this; .... as much as I'd like to pin it on them."

Jack Lemmon- * "Just bring me the sandwich, you moron."

Beau Bridges- * " Whoa, ...Dude..."

Beau Bridges- *

 
At 31 October, 2006 07:43, Blogger Rowe_Korey said...

Dylan,

You promised us chicks. When do I get mine?

We're too old to be room mates anymore.

Why does Jason end every statement with Nyuck,Nyuck,Nyuck?

 

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