Monday, November 27, 2006

Profile of KC Deniers

Speaking of paranoid, check out this (fairly sympathetic) profile of the Kansas City wing of 9-11 Denial.

The mothers circling the stacks ignore Matthews. She says she's positive that she's being watched.

"I don't have some sense that they are out to persecute truth seekers," Matthews says of the phantom G-men she thinks she's seen around town. "I think they are just doing their jobs."

In July 2005, she organized the D.C. Emergency Truth Convergence in Washington, D.C. The conference pulled together various watchdog groups, including Project Censored and the Oklahoma City Bombing Committee. She says their cell phones didn't work at the event, their remote-control car-door openers failed and their computers crashed. "Then we realized it was all electronic jamming," she says. Returning to Kansas City, Matthews found her front door unlocked. She believes her computer was hacked.


Oh, yeah, we've been using those remote-control car-door opener electronic jammers for awhile now. But we wouldn't leave her front door unlocked.

14 Comments:

At 27 November, 2006 11:59, Blogger Jujigatami said...

DOes anyone know where I can get me one of them thar car door jammers?

It wasn't in my official CIA Government Shill goody bag.

It would be a blast to have one of them, and to tell the truth, I'd give my left nut for a cell phone jammer, just for movie theatres or on the train.

 
At 27 November, 2006 12:17, Blogger Rayzor said...

juj-

In order to get the electronic car door jammer, you need to sign up for the premium NWO membership. Currently, you have only signed up for the standard NWO membership.

Thank you for supporting the NWO, and make sure you check out our online shop. You can find something there for everyone on your christmas list.

Secretly Working For You,

NWO

 
At 27 November, 2006 12:57, Blogger CHF said...

These brave souls threaten to expose the greatest government conspiracy of all time and all the guv does is jam their car doors and cell-phones?

The CIA ain't wait it used to be...

These loons probably think it's a government plot when their cell phones don't work in a subway tunnel.

 
At 27 November, 2006 13:11, Blogger Nyke said...

So, rather than faking a gas explosion, all they do is mess with car doors and cell phones?

Seriously, if there's an NWO, it --

is the greatest group ever. And it revived my dog. Thanks, NWO!

--Nyke Young (really)

 
At 27 November, 2006 13:13, Blogger James B. said...

But after the friend hung up, the machine kept recording. Matthews says she heard two people laughing. "They said, 'Yeah, we got her. We got her,'" she says.


LOL Now I am hardly an expert on tapping phones, but I don't think phone taps include microphones of the people doing the tapping.

 
At 27 November, 2006 13:19, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

The NWO was nice enough to esnd A beam of light ouf of the sky the other day to jump start my car!!

Thanks NWO!!!

Oh and the other day my wife was nagging me and the NWO was nice enough to knock out my cell phone.

Thanks NWO!!

 
At 27 November, 2006 14:12, Blogger remdem said...

In order to get the electronic car door jammer, you need to sign up for the premium NWO membership. Currently, you have only signed up for the standard NWO membership.

Also, I believe you need to be at least a 45th degree Space Lizard Free Mason, which requires a blood oath signed in blood on top of a volcano of blood on Planet Blood IV. I'll help out: When they give you the 'secret' 'test', the 'answers' are "Green Eggs and Ham, The Space Lizards, Pluto, Thermate, and There is no NWO if we don't have a hastily covered up conspiracy at least once a century".

 
At 27 November, 2006 14:27, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

What about the secret handshake and you didnt mention the "goldfinger" treatment!!

 
At 27 November, 2006 14:37, Blogger remdem said...

What about the secret handshake and you didnt mention the "goldfinger" treatment!!

That's in the Human levels of the free masons. Us Space Lizards have a different battery of tests. Of course, I can't expect your Mammalian brain to comprehend all that, as it tests even the limits of our superior Lizard brains.

It's times like these that make me regret we ever bothered to hand the planet over 65 million years ago. It was much easier to run conspiracies under the radar of dinosaurs than all these truthers.

 
At 27 November, 2006 15:04, Blogger shawn said...

Anyone checked out the newest issue of Skeptic? Cover story is 9/11 conspiracies.

 
At 27 November, 2006 15:30, Blogger Simon Lazarus said...

she organized the D.C. Emergency Truth Convergence in Washington, D.C.

Emergency! Call the police! Help! H-E-L-P!!!

Who the hell needs these nitwits to call their twisted, perverted movement an "emergency"? The only "emergency" I see is for these nutbags to get some "emergency care" in an asylum.

 
At 27 November, 2006 17:29, Blogger Nyke said...

"LOL Now I am hardly an expert on tapping phones, but I don't think phone taps include microphones of the people doing the tapping."

*click* Is this Fat Tony?

 
At 27 November, 2006 17:40, Blogger James B. said...

My favorite comment from the 911 Blogger thread on this article:

If you’re a journalist looking to discredit a movement of course you want to give the impression that it’s only a mundane fringe movement of a few "regular" people. The fact that not one 9/11 "scholar" was noted is proof of the purpose of this article: to discredit people who care about the truth.

Yeah, they should have cited Jim Fetzer and Judy Wood, you wouldn't want people to think they were loons.

 
At 28 November, 2006 00:59, Blogger Bubbers said...

I agree James. People who make up Star Wars beam theories and Keebler Elf tree house theories are definitely credible and are just looking for the truth, not making a name for themselves or looking for publicity or anything.Well, Cheney's calling, gotta go.

 

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