Best Loose Change Forum Post, Ever
Batmanchester over at the Looser Forums, goes into a bizarre rant about how "Chuck Sheen", a poster over there, is not really Charlie Sheen.
Any questions? I am sick and tired of supposed and untrue phonies claiming to speak for this movement. If Charlie Sheen were to post, which his agent has forbade, thanks for telling us DYlan, you'd know it, but chucksheen, despite what he leads you to believe, is not Chaelie Sheen, Furthermore............Anyone want me to continue?
Of course, the poster named Chuck Sheen has been around in the 9-11 Denier movement for a long time, has never (to my knowledge) claimed to be Charlie Sheen. The name is simply a tribute. And for the record, Batmanchester is not really Batman.
The guy goes off on anybody correcting him on this topic, which several, including Chuckles himself, do. Some of it is profane. Here's where he really gets mad:
Ok Neo_children. You just bit off the wrong person's nose. It is my intention to IP track every single move you make, and announce it to the world. Every move. I daresay you can'y claim the same. You do not want to press me children. I personally despise you for getting in the way of the movement, but if you want to make this a poisoned personal affair, I'll be more than happy to accomodate you. But why don't we take this to your playground, oh like say, oh, ummmm, the FBI's Home Site. Your home IP site. Get lost scumboys, do you truly think we can't track you?
He does get one thing right:
This is no longer a truth movement here. It's about who can suck Dylan's Tail longer and faster than anyone else, and maybe we can be famous also.
After about the tenth time somebody tells him that Chuck Sheen does not claim to be Charlie, it appears to penetrate through the gin:
So finally. Chucksheen admits he's not who he has pretended to be. Thank you. Oh, and by the company you keep, I can see why you'd want to be one of the elitists.
Predictably, once he recovers, he claims somebody else did it:
Obviously, some felt the same way, but regrettably, only knew the team password, and used it to go on and post whatever the Hades is posted on this and other threads. But of course, I will stand by my people, as would any of you, and ask again, Who's in charge here? Who allowed this nonsense by a bunch of children to turn into this mess?
But of course that attracts an admin:
Well, as I am seemingly one in charge here it occurs to me that if your account is being used by people other than yourself, your account is not safe to have active at this present time. I am sure that as a team leader you can appreciate the position that I am placed in.
For the safety of the forum, I am placing this account on a one week suspension which should give you ample opportunity to secure the access to your machine to prevent this utter madness from occuring again.