Monday, March 26, 2007

New Satirical Blog on 9-11 Denial

I like this guy's sense of humor.

"We do not know what to believe or whom to trust in the 9/11 Truth Movement," exclaims Sara Marshall of 911Blogger.com, a 9/11 Truth site specializing in 'alternative' 9/11 news. 'Trust, but Verify' no longer works for us. Neither does 'Impossible, but Plausible.' ... . We're fighting with every other 9/11 Truth group trying to protect 9/11 Truth from their lies and disinformation... There are even factions within 911Blogger.com fighting each other."

911Booger.com (not to be confused with 911Blogger.com) has received numerous complaints from 911Blogger.com members concerning the deletion of a link to yesterday's 911Booger.com breaking news about Steven Jones's appearance at a French climatology conference.


As Homer Simpson once remarked, it's funny because it's true!

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At 26 March, 2007 16:49, Blogger Col. Jenny Sparks said...

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At 26 March, 2007 17:00, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

you are truely a strange bird jenny.

TAM:)

 
At 26 March, 2007 17:10, Blogger Richard said...

Honestly I don't think your very funny either. It's obvious that you try but it just falls flat. It's actually quite annoying.

 
At 26 March, 2007 17:34, Blogger Col. Jenny Sparks said...

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At 26 March, 2007 18:04, Blogger Triterope said...

Dear, dear, you miss the point darling.

Hugs and kisses!


You're a man, aren't you?

 
At 26 March, 2007 18:24, Blogger ConsDemo said...

I have FANS who leave copious comments

When someone starts claiming they are popular, that is a good sign they aren't.

triterope, I think Jerky is probably an "it".

 
At 26 March, 2007 22:19, Blogger roger_sq said...

Notice how the NWO launches the invasion of Iran just as the 911 conspiracy is unravelling completely?

And all you can do is mock the patriots.

 
At 26 March, 2007 23:16, Blogger Col. Jenny Sparks said...

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At 27 March, 2007 00:03, Blogger Critical_Thinker said...

Hugs and kisses!



HAHAHAHAHA!!!

 
At 27 March, 2007 01:16, Blogger Der Bruno Stroszek said...

Notice how the NWO launches the invasion of Iran just as the 911 conspiracy is unravelling completely?

Yes, roger, the Iran issue truly is all about you. The news that Charlie Sheen might be doing the narration for Loose Change Final Cut just pushed the New World Order into action. They just couldn't compete any longer.

 
At 27 March, 2007 04:53, Blogger b. j. edwards said...

Thanks, Pat. We at Booger News Network appreciate it.

Credit goes to Col. Jenny for providing new material: http://www.911blogger.com/node/7254

Stay tuned for exclusive news of Steven Jones's new theory of the destruction of he WTC towers:

Steven Jones to Reveal New 9/11 "Inside Job" Theory

 
At 27 March, 2007 08:25, Blogger Triterope said...

I have a certain j'nais ce quoi

It's je ne sais quoi. I normally don't go for grammar pedantry, but mangling a French phrase while you're using it to describe your sophistication makes you look like a bit of an idiot. Or are you intentionally acting campy?

more is for me to know and you to wonder! ;-P

That sentence sounds like a transsexual dropping a hint.

 
At 27 March, 2007 11:38, Blogger Col. Jenny Sparks said...

Triperope: you are correct in correcting my bad "franglais" --Merci! The truth is my spelling is bad in any language and I was up late... ;-)

But zees, what you say, obsession with the sex...it could make one think you fancied Jenny...just a bit, no?

TAM: Ahem, returning to my normal speech patterns...I meant to respond to your post:

you are truely a strange bird jenny.

I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Carefull---they'll revoke your debunking card! ;-)

 
At 27 March, 2007 11:41, Blogger Col. Jenny Sparks said...

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At 27 March, 2007 12:21, Blogger 911_truthiness said...

More proof the truthers are falling apart.

The nuttier saying the nut are not nuts enough.

911 Truth.org?

 
At 27 March, 2007 13:26, Blogger Triterope said...

it could make one think you fancied Jenny...just a bit, no?

No, I think Jenny's giggly-little-girl act is overwrought and creepy. In fact, your entire persona conjures up a mental image of a 44-year-old man who likes to play dress-up in Sailor Moon outfits.

 
At 27 March, 2007 15:18, Blogger Richard said...

Who said there was anything wrong with that? I though that was part of the NWO uniform code. Or are the guys at the office giving me the "new guy" treatment?

 
At 27 March, 2007 15:42, Blogger Civilized Worm said...

Good lucking reclaiming "twoofer", maybe next you can reclaim "paranoid nutjob".

 
At 27 March, 2007 16:10, Blogger Col. Jenny Sparks said...

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At 27 March, 2007 16:20, Blogger Civilized Worm said...

I should have spelled "reclaiming" with three "i"s?

 
At 27 March, 2007 16:55, Blogger Col. Jenny Sparks said...

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At 27 March, 2007 17:48, Blogger Triterope said...

I really am a girl-stud, so since that means I like men thin, pretty and on their backs

Well, that line eliminated any lingering doubt I may have had. I've seen more realistic female dialogue in porno movies that had "Car Wash" or "Sorority" in the title.

 
At 27 March, 2007 18:00, Blogger Alex said...

Actually, while rare, those types of women certainly do exist. About a year ago I picked one up at a bar (she seemed normal...). It ended up with me kicking out both her and her friend. After which they took a dump on the front lawn of the building. There's some strange broads out there....

 
At 27 March, 2007 18:02, Blogger Col. Jenny Sparks said...

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At 27 March, 2007 18:21, Blogger Alex said...

There's a big difference between assertive and psychotic. The former is attractive. The latter is...well....you.

 
At 27 March, 2007 18:28, Blogger Triterope said...

You really just can't believe a straight woman can be butch, can you?

Sure I do. But they don't say "hugs and kisses" and speak broken French like Miss Piggy at every possible opportunity, on Internet blogs devoted to discussing 9/11 conspiracies.

You're trying way, way, way, too hard. But don't get me wrong, I appreciate the effort.

Mind, you'll want to avoid the gyms I visit--my dead-lift workout would obviously give you an fit if you saw it.

Well, it's like Consdemo said -- when someone starts claiming they're popular, it's a good sign they aren't. And so far on this thread you've claimed to be popular, female, witty, sexually active, liberated, aggressive, muscular, admired by others, heterosexual, and informed about the events of 9/11.

 
At 27 March, 2007 18:44, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

Col Jenny:

I meant it. I dunno how to read you, and perhaps that means you have me where you want, but you were so vile and mean and beligerent over at 911blogger. Here you are kind of...matronizing, and slightly condecending.

I do not agree with your views, as I know them, on 9/11, but apart from that, you just strike me as ...a strange bird.

TAM:)

 
At 27 March, 2007 20:26, Blogger Col. Jenny Sparks said...

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At 27 March, 2007 21:26, Blogger Alex said...

There is no good reason we can't disagree about 911 and still be civil.

You're accusing the US government of murdering 3,000 American citizens, and you expect us to be civil? Go fist yourself you silly twat.

 
At 27 March, 2007 21:42, Blogger Col. Jenny Sparks said...

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At 27 March, 2007 23:21, Blogger Alex said...

You act as if this is personal, Alex.

It is.

 
At 28 March, 2007 03:57, Blogger Der Bruno Stroszek said...

Just once - just this once - I'd love to read Jenny starting a discussion about anything other than herself.

As for personal, well, who is it who keeps on dropping hamfisted hints that they know Pat's identity? Oh, wait - that can't be personal, it's in service of da twoof. Jenny, I've seen moons orbit around things smaller than your ego.

 
At 28 March, 2007 06:35, Blogger Triterope said...

Jenny, the fact that I find you fake and creepy is not a function of my sense of humor. As that goes, you align yourself with a group that seriously believes in invisible planes, laser beams from space, and Keebler Elf analogies. So you'll have to excuse me if I can't always tell when you're trying to kid.

Jenny, I've seen moons orbit around things smaller than your ego.

Now THAT'S funny.

 
At 28 March, 2007 13:15, Blogger Col. Jenny Sparks said...

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At 29 March, 2007 00:42, Blogger Der Bruno Stroszek said...

You keep on suggesting that you know his surname, don't you? I assumed that was some sort of "we know where you live" thing, though I'm perfectly prepared to accept that I'm wrong - it can be incredibly hard to work out what the hell you're going on about.

 
At 29 March, 2007 14:13, Blogger Col. Jenny Sparks said...

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