Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Substitute Teacher Troofer

A reader points me to this strange, but unfortunately not unexpected, story. Thinking back to the quality of teachers I had as substitute teachers when I was a kid, it is not really a surprise.


A student at a public, taxpayer-funded high school in Michigan clandestinely filmed a substitute teacher preaching crazy conspiracy theories in front of a high school physics class last month.
Sources who wish to remain anonymous for fear of retribution from school officials have told The Daily Caller that the incident occurred on Jan. 16 at Grosse Pointe North High School in a ritzy suburb of Detroit, Mich. They say the substitute teacher is Jason Glicker.
It is too bad. I really did like Grosse Point Blank.


“The ISI is funded indirectly by the CIA so, whether they knew it or not, they were funding the terrorists,” he explains. Then: “One of the hijackers, Mohamed Atta, he was not a Muslim extremist because, (a) He’d been living here for years. He had an American girlfriend. He was supposedly addicted to cocaine.”
Glicker argues that Atta was “not a Muslim extremist” because “if you’re a Muslim fundamentalist, you know, you would stick to, you know, the laws of Islam.”
Next, a confused student asks why the September 11 terrorists killed themselves?
“That’s where it gets weird,” the physics sub cheerfully responds. “That’s where I think it’s somewhere along the lines of something like MKUltra where they’re, like, brainwashing these people.” The teacher does not specify who “they” is. However, he immediately goes on to claim that the CIA was responsible for the Jonestown Massacre, when 909 people drank poison on the orders of cult leader Jim Jones. He suggests that the incident was “probably just an offshoot of the MKUltra program.”

44 Comments:

At 25 February, 2014 23:19, Blogger snug.butt.plug said...

I want to personally thank James B. for giving me another opportunity to spam SLC with my disgusting homosexual stalker spam.

So after a long, grueling day cyber-stalking Willie Rodriguez, Kevin Barrett and Carol Brouillet, my psychiatrist informs me it's best for me to unwind and spam SLC with my delusional homosexual rage spam.

Here goes...

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So James B., what makes you think I might have a homosexual obsession for William Rodriguez?

 
At 26 February, 2014 01:01, Blogger snug.butt.plug said...

James B., what makes you think that I'm a sex predator?

Jouse gurls ly and July and July and July and July and July, JULYERS!!!!

 
At 26 February, 2014 01:34, Blogger snug.butt.plug said...

Posting the same spam again and again doesn't change the fact that I proved that Willie JiggleCheeks's hero story is a lie, that I showed that Condi lied under oath, and that you just go pouf pouf pouf pouf all day long.

My quotes are doubtless invented as well. I warned y'all years ago that your tolerance for my lies was going to rot your minds.

Oooooouch, get your hands off me, you big brute! You smell like fish!

Liar, liar! Pants on fire! You big brute!

 
At 26 February, 2014 17:58, Blogger Ian said...

Was never a fan of "Grosse Point Blank", but to each his own.

 
At 27 February, 2014 02:42, Blogger snug.butt.plug said...

Was never a fan of "Grosse Point Blank", but to each his own.

Ian, your belief that Truthers can't assemble the facts into a coherent theory is simply contrary to reality. You can not think precisely if you don't define your terms precisely.

What could be more coherent than the belief that reptileoids from outer space and/or the international banking cartel staged the 9/11 incident in order to justify draconian curtailments of civil liberties and indefinite and very profitable wars?

Knowledge must be composed of facts. If the facts are wrong, the knowledge is not knowledge.

I warned y'all years ago that your tolerance for my lies and insane propaganda was going to rot your minds.

 
At 27 February, 2014 09:47, Blogger snug.bug said...

You can not think precisely if you don't define your terms precisely.

 
At 27 February, 2014 10:21, Blogger GuitarBill said...

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At 27 February, 2014 10:23, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Yeah, well first you have to get your lies straight, stalker boi.

So tell us, liar, are you still learning how to use an MP4 player?

Brian "snug.bug" Good admits that he was banned by the 9/11 "truth" movement.

Brian "snug.bug" Good -- Banned by 9/11 "truthers" for sex stalking. Called a "cunning troll," and a "shameless liar" by "truther."

Brian "snug.bug" Good -- Pervert, Liar, Internet Vandal and Degenerate SEX STALKER Exposed

Brian "snug.bug" Good -- Hitler worshiper and Holocaust Denier exposed.

9/11 Sex Stalker Brian Good Unmasked!

 
At 27 February, 2014 20:15, Blogger snug.bug said...

How's that Wayne Newton tribute act working out for you, GutterBall?

 
At 28 February, 2014 05:05, Blogger Ian said...

So Brian, was it thermite or explosives that brought down the towers? Because you've claimed both.

Were the explosions silent or were they loud enough for first responders to hear? Because you've claimed both.

Was Osama bin Laden responsible for 9/11, or was it the Bush administration? Because you've claimed both.

Is NIST a corrupt organization that put out a false report, or is it impeccable and a perfect resource for finding out what happened on 9/11? Because you're claimed both.

Were the fires in the towers wimpy, or were they strong enough to melt steel? Because you've claimed both.

You cannot think precisely if you don't define your terms precisely.

 
At 28 February, 2014 10:09, Blogger snug.bug said...

Ian, I don't pretend to know what brought down the towers.

Neither does NIST. They couch their theory in terms of a "probable collapse sequence" and claim that they did not analyze the collapses.

I have not made the silly claims that you say I have.
If you would provide actual quotes, then I could show how you are confused.

Your epistemic incompetence will doom you to being a beanie-head all your life.


 
At 28 February, 2014 13:02, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The lying homosexual whines, "...Ian, I don't pretend to know what brought down the towers."

You don't know anything, gay boi. All you know is how to talk out of both sides of your lying yap -- you duplicitous fascist pig.

Sexually harassed any innocent troofers lately, pervert?

Brian "snug.bug" Good admits that he was banned by the 9/11 "truth" movement.

Brian "snug.bug" Good -- Banned by 9/11 "truthers" for sex stalking. Called a "cunning troll," and a "shameless liar" by "truther."

Brian "snug.bug" Good -- Pervert, Liar, Internet Vandal and Degenerate SEX STALKER Exposed

Brian "snug.bug" Good -- Hitler worshiper and Holocaust Denier exposed.

9/11 Sex Stalker Brian Good Unmasked!

 
At 28 February, 2014 13:06, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The incompetent charlatan whines, "...They couch their theory in terms of a "probable collapse sequence" and claim that they did not analyze the collapses"

As the structural engineering community has pointed out, you can't "analyze the collapses" -- you stupid fuck. You can only determine the collapse mechanism -- and the NIST report meets that objective.

Now fuck off, liar.

Brian "snug.bug" Good admits that he was banned by the 9/11 "truth" movement.

Brian "snug.bug" Good -- Banned by 9/11 "truthers" for sex stalking. Called a "cunning troll," and a "shameless liar" by "truther."

Brian "snug.bug" Good -- Pervert, Liar, Internet Vandal and Degenerate SEX STALKER Exposed

Brian "snug.bug" Good -- Hitler worshiper and Holocaust Denier exposed.

9/11 Sex Stalker Brian Good Unmasked!

 
At 28 February, 2014 13:25, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The lying homosexual whines, "...You can not think precisely if you don't define your terms precisely."

And who was whining about "reptileoids from outer space and/or the international banking cartel," who "staged the 9/11 incident"?

Why it was you, nut bag.

What could be more coherent than the belief that reptileoids [SIC] from outer space and/or the international banking cartel staged the 9/11 incident in order to justify draconian curtailments of civil liberties and indefinite and very profitable wars? -- Brian "snug.bug" Good, inventing "words" and proving that he's out of his infected mind.

See? You're a fruitcake.

Brian "snug.bug" Good admits that he was banned by the 9/11 "truth" movement.

Brian "snug.bug" Good -- Banned by 9/11 "truthers" for sex stalking. Called a "cunning troll," and a "shameless liar" by "truther."

Brian "snug.bug" Good -- Pervert, Liar, Internet Vandal and Degenerate SEX STALKER Exposed

Brian "snug.bug" Good -- Hitler worshiper and Holocaust Denier exposed.

9/11 Sex Stalker Brian Good Unmasked!

 
At 28 February, 2014 16:06, Blogger snug.bug said...

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At 28 February, 2014 16:23, Blogger snug.bug said...

UtterFail, of course you can analyze the collapses. NIST analyzed the collapse of WTC7 in excruciating detail--even though they believe that what they analyzed was a collapse invisible to those of us outside the building.

I wasn't "whining" about "reptileoids from outer space and/or the international banking cartel". I was saying that the theories involving them are "coherent". Do you need to be told what "coherent" means?

I was using "reptileoid" in an ironic sense. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

 
At 28 February, 2014 17:42, Blogger Ian said...

Ian, I don't pretend to know what brought down the towers.

This is unsurprising, given that you're a mentally ill unemployed janitor who lives with his parents.

Sane, educated, successful people like myself know what brought down the towers.

Neither does NIST.

False. NIST is made up of competent professionals, not mentally ill unemployed janitors.

I have not made the silly claims that you say I have.

False.

Your epistemic incompetence will doom you to being a beanie-head all your life.

My, such squealing!

 
At 28 February, 2014 17:45, Blogger Ian said...

Now, since we're celebrating Brian's 5th anniversary posting dumbspam about invisible widows and homosexual obsessions with Willie Rodriguez, let's compare his last 5 years to mine:

5 years ago, Brian Good was a failed janitor living with his parents who couldn't get a single question from the widows answered, couldn't get a new investigation into 9/11, couldn't get his "meatball on a fork" model published in a journal, and couldn't convince anyone that Willie Rodriguez is a fraud.

He also couldn't even get a decent haircut.

Today, Brian Good is a failed janitor living with his parents who couldn't get a single question from the widows answered, couldn't get a new investigation into 9/11, couldn't get his "meatball on a fork" model published in a journal, and couldn't convince anyone that Willie Rodriguez is a fraud.

He also can't even get a decent haircut.

 
At 28 February, 2014 17:47, Blogger Ian said...

Now, contrast that with me.

5 years ago, I was single. Now I'm planning a spectacular wedding and honeymoon for later this year.

5 years ago, I was coming out of business school into a terrible economy with few job prospects. Today, I manage new products for a major consumer brand.

5 years ago, I had a small apartment. Today I have a big one with a view of Manhattan.

Of course, I had a good haircut then and a good haircut now.

 
At 28 February, 2014 17:49, Blogger Ian said...

Now Brian will post his hysterical squealing response to my humiliating him. After I have dinner with my fiancee, I will come back to laugh at him.

And after I get back from my magical honeymoon later this year, I will remind Brian that the widows have no questions, and that he has a hideous homeless mullet.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

 
At 28 February, 2014 17:59, Blogger snug.bug said...

Ian, your belief that I can't get a haircut only shows your persistent irrationality. Any fool can get a haircut. And you're living proof that any fool does.

Willie Rodriguez is a failed janitor, and even claimed it was so in his federal lawsuit. After ten years (including years of unprecedented prosperity) of picking up cigarette butts and hypodermic syringes and used condoms in the World Trade Center emergency stairwells, he swore that since the towers had fallen down he was deprived of his livelihood, he couldn't get another job. Now THAT's a failed janitor.

I was a successful janitor. I made a few dollars doing janitorial work to help me get through college.

If you can name anyone in the 9/11 Truth movement who doesn't know Willie Fraudriguez is a liar, I'd sure be curious to hear who it is. Willie wasn't even in the lineup in Kevin Barrett's disinfo-fest in DC last fall. He's totally busted.







 
At 28 February, 2014 20:04, Blogger Ian said...

As expected, Brian posts nothing but spam about Willie Rodriguez. Not a word about his total failure to accomplish anything related to his 9/11 truth delusions. Not a word about his own failure to graduate college, or hold down a job, or get a decent haircut.

 
At 01 March, 2014 10:13, Blogger snug.bug said...

That's very generous of you, Ian, to sacrifice your Friday night in NYC so you can offer fashion tips to someone you think is a failed janitor.

What does your financee think of your obsession with your internet fantasy-bot?

 
At 01 March, 2014 15:20, Blogger snug.bug said...

It seems you can't name anyone in the 9/11 Truth movement who doesn't know Willie Fraudriguez is a liar.

 
At 01 March, 2014 15:43, Blogger Ian said...

That's very generous of you, Ian, to sacrifice your Friday night in NYC so you can offer fashion tips to someone you think is a failed janitor.

What gave you the idea that I sacrificed my Friday night? You wouldn't understand since you have no friends and no romantic life, but sometimes, it's good to take a night off.

What does your financee think of your obsession with your internet fantasy-bot?

She thinks your hideous homeless mullet is hilarious.

It seems you can't name anyone in the 9/11 Truth movement who doesn't know Willie Fraudriguez is a liar.

Kevin Barrett.

Now I'll set my watch and wait for you to start squealing over the fact that Barrett is a successful academic who is an esteemed member of the truth movement, while you're a failed janitor who lives with his parents and was banned from the truth movement.

 
At 01 March, 2014 15:46, Blogger snug.bug said...

As I pointed out, Willie didn't even come and hang around as a friend of the panel when Barrett did his disinfo-fest in DC last fall.

So it appears that Barrett knows Willie is a busted liar.

 
At 01 March, 2014 16:57, Blogger M Gregory Ferris said...

Heh, we floated the Soviet Union during WWII, it doesn't mean we backed Communism.

On the other hand, we now know where a certain troofer had his physics education.

 
At 01 March, 2014 17:08, Blogger snug.bug said...

Your belief that Barrett is a successful academic is a real hoot.

Obviously you haven't even read his wikipedia page.

 
At 02 March, 2014 06:57, Blogger Ian said...

As I pointed out, Willie didn't even come and hang around as a friend of the panel when Barrett did his disinfo-fest in DC last fall.

So it appears that Barrett knows Willie is a busted liar.


Nobody cares.

 
At 02 March, 2014 06:59, Blogger Ian said...

Your belief that Barrett is a successful academic is a real hoot.

Obviously you haven't even read his wikipedia page.


This is the same wikipedia page that got you banned from wikipedia for vandalism, right?

 
At 02 March, 2014 10:46, Blogger snug.bug said...

I have never vandalized wikipedia. Barrett can't get an academic job because he is a known liar, negligent scholar, and bigot.

 
At 02 March, 2014 11:13, Blogger Ian said...

I have never vandalized wikipedia.

False.

Barrett can't get an academic job because he is a known liar, negligent scholar, and bigot.

Nobody cares.

 
At 02 March, 2014 11:20, Blogger snug.bug said...

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At 02 March, 2014 11:37, Blogger snug.bug said...

Nobody cares that you claimed that Barrett was a successful academic even though he can't get an academic job because he is a known bigot, liar, and negligent scholar. Correct.

 
At 02 March, 2014 16:08, Blogger Ian said...

Nobody cares that you claimed that Barrett was a successful academic even though he can't get an academic job because he is a known bigot, liar, and negligent scholar. Correct.

False. Nobody cares about your obsession with Barrett, because nobody cares what you think about anything. You're a failed janitor who lives with his parents and believes in magic thermite elves.

 
At 02 March, 2014 16:36, Blogger snug.bug said...

I have no obsession with the pathetic Barrett. YOU have an obsession with me.

 
At 02 March, 2014 17:44, Blogger Ian said...

I have no obsession with the pathetic Barrett.

False. You babble about him almost as much as you babble about your homosexual love fantasy Willie Rodriguez. You're an obsessed lunatic.

YOU have an obsession with me.

False. I spend a few minutes here amusing myself by humiliating you. I give you no thought for the rest of my day when I'm up to important things.

Speaking of humiliating you, it would be nice if, after 5 years, you could get a single question from the widows answered.

 
At 03 March, 2014 06:17, Blogger Richard Gage's Testicles said...

Offtopic: How did I miss this?

 
At 03 March, 2014 13:32, Blogger snug.bug said...

Ian, you don't have the power to humiliate me.

 
At 03 March, 2014 19:54, Blogger Ian said...

Brian, I humiliate you constantly. That's why you don't babble much about widows anymore. Every time you did, I'd humiliate you by reminding you that you never managed to get any of the widows questions answered. Not one.

 
At 04 March, 2014 09:40, Blogger snug.bug said...

I never babbled about the widows, Lyin Ian. You, in a blatant demonstration of rhetorical "flipping", are the one who babbles about the widows--claiming they're invisible, claiming they don't exist, claiming they have no questions.

It is not my job to get the widows' questions answered. It is my job to publicize the fact that the wisodews' 300 questions only got 27 answers.

 
At 04 March, 2014 10:36, Blogger nick said...

I love this blog but the comments are like one big inside joke that's been running for the last ten years. I'm sincerely asking, who's taking the time to post all of this insanity? I can't even immediately tell who's on what side. Nothin' but failed janitor this, homosexual stalker that. What the fuck?

Maybe this is a cautionary tale against going down the truther rabbit hole and devolving into an animal. You can't change someone's mind if their best evidence is a few anomalies and assumptions. Just let them have their little pseudo-academic groups and enjoy the meaning their worldview gives them. I'd be more concerned with arguing if they were taken even slightly seriously in the public square.

 
At 04 March, 2014 11:10, Blogger snug.bug said...

Actually, it's cautionary about going down the "debunker" rabbit hole. These crazy posts are made by debunkers who feel quite free to make up their "facts".

Long ago the nonsense posts by Guitar Bill, Ian, and M Gregory Farris drove away the serious debunker posters. It seemed that the serious posters did not want to be associated with the nonsense, but they were afraid to challenge the bullshitters.

 
At 04 March, 2014 11:50, Blogger snug.bug said...

Of course another view is that the serious debunkers were not willing to get involved in a debate with me, so they slunk away, and then the House created the false legend that I was unwilling to debate William Rodriguez to try to spin the fact that the serious posters abandoned the field.

 

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