Troofers Remain Impervious to Parody

A few months ago, we suggested jokingly that the Troofers should be doing their best to free Khalid Sheikh Muhammed. It wasn't serious, but as usual, we misunderestimated their idiocy. Now that there is discussion of trying KSM in New York, they've got some ideas:

How about a legal defense fund for ex-Al Qaeda "military commander" Khalid Shaikh Mohammed? He's obviously innocent, if everything the TM suspects turns out to be true.

And:

Perhaps a team of legal advisors would be a place to start.

It's All Over for the Deniers

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed admits he planned it:

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks, confessed to that attack and a string of others during a military hearing at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, according to a transcript released Wednesday by the Pentagon.

''I was responsible for the 9/11 operation from A to Z,'' Mohammed said in a statement that was read during the session, which was held last Saturday.

Mohammed claimed responsibility for planning, financing and training others for attacks ranging from the 1993 truck bombing of the World Trade Center to the attempt by would-be shoe bomber Richard Reid to blow up a trans-Atlantic flight with explosives hidden in his shoes. And he also claimed that he was tortured by the CIA after his capture in 2003.

Well, you can probably guess what the Deniers have to say about this, right? Sure, he confessed, but he was tortured. And anyway, it's the fat Khalid Sheik Mohmammed, wearing a gold ring and wiping his butt with his left hand even though everybody knows he's right-handed.