Saturday, November 18, 2006

Make Up Your Freaking Mind Already

In Loose Change Dylan, referring to the reports of passengers on the hijacked airliners calling from the planes, states:

But to be honest, none of that matters. Why? Because none of these calls could have taken place.

He then goes on to argue how they were technically impossible.

Well now, after years of intensive research, Jason Bermas announces that the phone calls not only could have taken place, but most of them were legitimate.

Caller: I want to know how it is possible that somebody could fake a telephone call with one of their relatives.

Bermas: Well we go through it, I mean the voice morphing technology has been there since '99, and we don't think that all of the phone calls were totally faked, we believe that there were airfone calls, we think that those were legitimate. But we just point out the impossibility of cellphone calls from cruising altitude.

Well aside from the fact that there were only a couple of cell phone calls made, and neither of them were from cruising altitude, it is nice to hear him admit the airfone calls were legitimate. That should cut the next version of Loose Change by about 5 minutes.

He says some other rather odd things too, including coming to the conclusion that he should interview one of the hijackers who are still alive, but he hasn't made any phone calls yet. Yeah, it only took 4 1/2 years of "research" to come up with that conclusion. Particularly bizarrely he speculates that Chick Burlingame, the pilot of of AA77, was killed to keep him from talking about the MASCAL exercises that took place at the Pentagon. Geez guy, it was in the newspaper, how do you think you found out about it?

12 Comments:

At 18 November, 2006 23:45, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

The Tin Foil Hatters might rally together and protest by not paying their taxes!!!

YES!!!

ROUND EM UP AND PUT THEM IN THE CAMPS!!

PS....
JASON GET A FUCKIN LAND LINE!!

 
At 19 November, 2006 05:17, Blogger MarkyX said...

MASCAL?

Um, hello? MASCAL means Mass Casualty when there is more casualities then the number of medical people. It isn't some sort of secret exercise; it happens on a daily basis among those who serve in the military under the medical branch.

I had a few emails from people in the army point this out. One is even posted on my site that gives a nice long description about it.

Fucking Jason can't even do his basic research right. A foreigner is kicking his ass on the subject and I've been playing the game for half a year, not six years.

 
At 19 November, 2006 05:57, Blogger MarkyX said...

Meant to say four :P

 
At 19 November, 2006 06:02, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

The new LC is going to be a complete Farce. I can't wait to destroy...I mean watch it.

TAM

 
At 19 November, 2006 06:42, Blogger Rob said...

"I mean the voice morphing technology has been there since '99..."

So why, if this amazing technology (which has never been demonstrated to the public) has been around for 7 years and is good enough to fool family members in real time, would the US Air Force just now be calling for researchers to develop voice-transformation systems, and noting in research proposal AF071-087 (Voice Transformation and Detection) that "the ability to transform a person's voice to a target voice is not yet solved"?

 
At 19 November, 2006 09:01, Blogger CHF said...

So the airphone calls were legit.

Thus there were hijackers.

Thus all that crap about remote-control drones should be cut from LC: FC.

But it'll be there regardless.

 
At 19 November, 2006 09:31, Blogger Zeitgeist said...

And it never dawns on them that the earth ISNT flat....meaning when taking curvature into account it's quite possible to get a signal a few miles from a cell tower...

DER

 
At 19 November, 2006 10:25, Blogger Simon Lazarus said...

Yep, Bush, while working to plant explosives in the World Trade Center, used his Sooper Dooper Decoder Thingamajingy to "morph" the calls of people from a plane while forcing them to land in Cleveland and imprisoning them in a NASA warehouse.

Who makes this shit up?

 
At 19 November, 2006 19:38, Blogger Simmo said...

But Mission Impossible had this voice morphing technology solved year agos!.

 
At 19 November, 2006 19:51, Anonymous Anonymous said...

chf,

I think we may agree on something. Or we may not...

When it comes to remote control, there are at least two possibilities (actual airliners or "drones"), neither of which I think there has ever been any material evidence uncovered to support.

I share your hope that Loose Change will get rid any reference to remote control.

If you think most any doubting of the official story is BS, and you think Loose Change is huge BS, then your cause would be served more by Loose Change continuing to present discrediting and embarrassing material. If I'm thinking right, you should want them to include remote control, or possibly lots of references to space aliens who had the power to make NORAD impotent.

 
At 19 November, 2006 20:05, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

BG:

you are correct. the more shaite they put in there, the better. I hope they are silly enough to include Judy Woods theories.

TAM

 
At 19 November, 2006 23:05, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

Beavis and Butthead could research 9-11 better then Dylan and Jason.

 

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