Monday, April 19, 2010

Luke and Steven Colbert



Looks like Luke is now immune to assassination by the Bilderberg group. However, we do have some bad news for him. That wristband? It's got the stuff that goes into chemtrails inside.

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34 Comments:

At 19 April, 2010 14:36, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Question: What's the difference between a Luke Rudkowski, embezzler for 9/11 troof™, and a catfish?

Answer: One's a bottom dwelling scum sucker and the other's a fish.


Ca ching!


Luke Rudkowski went his lawyer for a defense after he had been caught embezzling millions from his "9/11 First Responder Fund". He was concerned about going to the slammer, but was told by his attorney, "Don't worry, Luke, you'll never go to jail with all that loot."

And the lawyer was right. When the Luke went to prison, he didn't have a dime.


Yup, old Luke's about as sharp as a marble.

%^)

 
At 19 April, 2010 14:38, Anonymous Patrick from Cincinnati said...

I caught that when I happened to tune into AJ's show today. Once in a while it's good for the lulz!

Of course Luke thought this was a successful "confrontation." That's right. Success. Being made fun of. Anonymously. On national television. By the King of Snark.

These people don't understand that their sole worth to the smart people of this world is that of cannon fodder for lulz.

 
At 19 April, 2010 14:42, Anonymous Patrick from Cincinnati said...

GB,

Well not millions. The sum certain - and the sum is VERY certain - is far south of that.

Still like the joke!

Can't wait til the guy ends up in jail. Colbert might just have to have another crack at his expense.

BTW what the fuck is Luke talking about as to his girlfriend? I hate to get all gossipy, but I thought that Sabrikowski died less than six months ago.

Maybe Louie could help clear this up!

 
At 19 April, 2010 14:46, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Question: Why does Luke Rudowski, embezzler for 9/11 troof™, usually wear tight, starched shirt collars and a red tie?

Answer: It keeps his foreskins from creeping up and covering his face.

 
At 19 April, 2010 14:51, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Question: What do you have when you bury Luke Rudkowski and fellow embezzlers for 9/11 troof™ up to their necks in sand?

Answer: Not enough sand.

 
At 19 April, 2010 14:57, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Patrick,

Great find!

Thanks for the video.

 
At 19 April, 2010 15:07, Blogger Sam said...

EL...OH...EL

Luke, we weren't laughing with you, we were laughing AT you.

 
At 19 April, 2010 15:14, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The careful reader will ask, "Why does GuitarBill use the term "foreskins" in his joke? Is he trying to imply that Luke Rudkowski has two foreskins?"

Yup!

The foreskin around his neck and the foreskin around his little head (where all of Luke's thinking is done, by the way).

 
At 19 April, 2010 15:45, Blogger GuitarBill said...

A woman wrote to her local advise columnist: "...I am about to get married, but I haven't been totally honest with my fiancé. My mother is an infamous street-walking whore; my father is a convicted child molester; my brother is an attorney for übur-wealthy corporate criminals; and my little sister sells heroin to the children at the elementary school down the street. In her defense, she started doing that after my father got sent to prison for molesting her. In addition, I also have a problem: I'm wanted in three states--California, Florida and Ohio--for insurance fraud. Taking all that into consideration, this is my question: How do I tell my fiance that my brother is Luke Rudkowski, embezzler for 9/11 troof™?

%^)

 
At 19 April, 2010 17:04, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

More pathetic carping from the jive-ass Debunker Cult.And then there's the ludicrous GitShrill and his double Masters!!!!! Dude has run right off the rails and he doesn't even notice!

 
At 19 April, 2010 17:28, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Arsehoolie the cyber sociopath whines, "...More pathetic carping from the jive-ass Debunker Cult.And then there's the ludicrous GitShrill and his double Masters!!!!! Dude has run right off the rails and he doesn't even notice!"

Incoming. Ad hominem spewing jackass at 12 o'clock high.

 
At 20 April, 2010 00:19, Blogger angrysoba said...

Didn't Luke notice that Colbert said the Bilderbergers had to go through him?

Maybe Colbert was joking but far more likely is that that's just what the Bilderbergers wanted him to think!

 
At 20 April, 2010 04:36, Anonymous papooki said...

soooooo, this debunks the bilderberg group. how?

 
At 20 April, 2010 04:59, Anonymous troyfromwestvirginia said...

The kooks are going crazy. Aaron Dykes arrested at the University of Texas.

Fat dope disrupted Karl Rove event.

 
At 20 April, 2010 07:16, Blogger angrysoba said...

soooooo, this debunks the bilderberg group. how?

Because Colbert is STILL ALIVE!

 
At 20 April, 2010 07:22, Anonymous troyfromwestvirginia said...

Actually, the REAl Colbert is now living in Brazil with Timothy McVeigh.

That Colbert is obviously a double. The nose is a bit pointy on this counterfeit.

 
At 20 April, 2010 07:42, Blogger GuitarBill said...

TroyFromWestVirginia wrote, "...The kooks are going crazy. Aaron Dykes arrested at the University of Texas."

Here's a video from inforwhores that appeared 9 hours ago on YouTube, Troy (with annoying music, as per usual).

Source: YouTube: BREAKING STORY: Infowars Journalist Arrested, Held for Asking Karl Rove a Question.

 
At 20 April, 2010 07:53, Anonymous troyfromwestvirginia said...

The crazies always seem to use the phrase, "Arrested for asking a Question."

That's just another lie the kooks repeat.

I don't mean to imply that he should have been arrested, but he most certainly was NOT arrested for asking a question. The fat dorked interrupted a lecture. He was screaming like an idiot. He most surely should have been escorted out.


Hell, I had the cops called on me at a WillyRod event and I most certainly didnt interrupt anything.

At a Gage event, the kooks warned me ahead of time not to disrupt. I didn't I had no plans to.

Funny how things work in the bizarro World of the deranged.

 
At 20 April, 2010 07:56, Blogger GuitarBill said...

More...

Source InfoWhores.com: Infowars Journalist Arrested, Held for Asking Karl Rove a Question During UT Appearance .

Source: apnicommunity.com: Aaron Dykes Arrested For Asking Karl Rove A Question!.

And here's the real deal:

Source: labradorretrievervideos.com: Aaron Dykes arrested at Karl Rove UT event.

 
At 20 April, 2010 08:05, Blogger GuitarBill said...

More...

Source: YouTube: InfoWars Aaron Dykes arrested at Karl Rove UT event .

"Austin Cop Watch".

LOL!

 
At 20 April, 2010 11:16, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

Tag team wackjobs "YuppieGit" and troglodyte "Troy SixPackbyNoon" (famous around the country for annoying the shit out of all and sundry,in the name of....well,general insanity.) sure are carryin' the ball for you dumbasses now!! "Hell,I had the cops called on me...".Well gee,what the hell else is new,Elmer? The Debunker Cult has officially crapped out and is now relegate to the lamest invective and is spearheaded by bloviating assholes like nutcase Nico Haupt,the loony PornBoy,"Git" and the certifiably insane Saddam Hussein impersonator down South.Only this wacky Cult would celebrate an activist getting arrested for speaking out at a public assembly.He was being anti-American right? Just ask Thomas Jefferson.

 
At 20 April, 2010 11:42, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Arsehoolie the cyber cretin scribbles, "...The Debunker Cult has officially crapped out and is now relegate to the lamest invective and is spearheaded by bloviating assholes like nutcase Nico Haupt,the loony PornBoy,"Git" and the certifiably insane Saddam Hussein impersonator down South."

%^)

Question: How does Arsehoolie navigate the forest?

Answer: He takes the psycho path.

 
At 20 April, 2010 12:17, Anonymous KDLarsen said...

And true to form, Luke goes straight to an appearance on Russia Today to talk about the Bilderbergers.

 
At 20 April, 2010 12:25, Blogger GuitarBill said...

KDLarsen wrote, "...And true to form, Luke goes straight to an appearance on Russia Today to talk about the Bilderbergers."

Yup, here's the video:

Source: YouTube: Secret society Bilderberg is controlling the world?

 
At 20 April, 2010 13:22, Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"The Debunker Cult"

Lather.

Rinse.

Repeat.

 
At 21 April, 2010 07:55, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

Speaking of quote mining,how about this gem from a basement in Shitstain,West Va.:"Fat dope disrupted Karl Rove event".Do they still do lobotomies down South? Jes' askin' Goober.

 
At 21 April, 2010 10:31, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Arsehoolie the ignorant scribbles, "...Speaking of quote mining,how about this gem from a basement in Shitstain,West Va.:"Fat dope disrupted Karl Rove event".Do they still do lobotomies down South? Jes' askin' Goober."

And that's proof positive that you're an idiot who has no idea what quote mining is.

After all, quote mining is defined as follows:

Wikipedia writes, "...The practice of quoting out of context, sometimes referred to as "contextomy" or "quote mining", is a logical fallacy and type of false attribution in which a passage is removed from its surrounding matter in such a way as to distort its intended meaning...Arguments based on this fallacy typically take two forms. As a straw man argument, which is frequently found in politics, it involves quoting an opponent out of context in order to misrepresent their position (typically to make it seem more simplistic or extreme) in order to make it easier to refute. As an appeal to authority, it involves quoting an authority on the subject out of context, in order to misrepresent that authority as supporting some position."

Source: Wikipedia: Fallacy of quoting out of context.

That said, would you care to provide us with more examples of the breadth and depth of your boundless ignorance, Arsehoolie the cyber ponce?

 
At 22 April, 2010 01:24, Blogger hauptcouture2009 said...

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At 22 April, 2010 01:28, Blogger hauptcouture2009 said...

EuroSPACE Defense Tool Rudkowski "reveals" non-secretive Bilderberg Group for Steve Colbert
http://ff.im/jfcOF
http://friendfeed.com/ewing2001

...this limited hangout-propaganda joke is now almost 7 years old, since i first met PrisonPlanet-puppet Luke. Not only that the NYT wrote about the Bilderberg Group already 6 years ago http://www.nytimes.com/2004/07/11/weekinreview/nation-conspiracy-theorists-unite-secret-conference-thought-rule-world.html?pagewanted=1 [therefore Luke is lying or stretching at one point], they also have their own wikipedia entry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilderberg_Group , furthermore have zero to do with the 9/11 planning. Yet another dumbhope PR stunt of the dog and pony team Russia Today/9/11Truther Truthlings

 
At 22 April, 2010 12:21, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

The "Git" is so addled that he's now on a one man mission dedicated to the pedantification (OK,I made that word up,I think) of the internet.That is,between making statements like "Luke embezzled millions" and "Israel has no nukes" and "Elvis only took aspirin" etc.,etc.,etc.

 
At 22 April, 2010 13:31, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Arsehoolie scribbles, "...The "Git" is so addled that he's now on a one man mission dedicated to the pedantification (OK,I made that word up,I think) of the internet."

"[P]edantification"?

No that would be Glenn's personal mission.

In fact, I'm still waiting for proof that Israel has ever performed tests on its alleged nuclear arsenal. And what did they do with all that fallout?

*crickets*

Remember, I'm just asking questions.

And it matters not one iota how much money Luke Rudkowski embezzled from his "9/11 Responders Fund"; it is very likely that Rudkowski is guilty of embezzlement, which is a crime in any state.

Furthermore, I don't recall saying anything about Elvis. But don't let that stop you from making shit up, Arsehoolie.

 
At 24 April, 2010 12:09, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

You resemble nothing more than a dumptruck with four flat tires at this point,DogBoy.How far could the beach be anyway? Go for it,Tiger!!

 
At 22 May, 2010 15:33, Blogger jdc said...

LUKE RUDOWSKI IS A GOVT AGENT! HIM AND ALEX JONES ARE PART OF THE CONTROLLED OPPOSITION, MAKING A MOCKERY OF 9/11 TRUTH AND JUSTICE. HE KICKED ME OUT OF WAC FOR EXPOSING HIM. KEVIN CANADA

"The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves." - Lenin

 
At 24 May, 2010 16:23, Blogger jdc said...

ITS CALLED SCUM!

 

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