Thursday, April 15, 2010

Two Hilarious Poems

This one's by Myriad at JREF:

One bright day, in the middle of the night,
Trustworthy traitors with explosive thermite
Put bombs in the basement for top-down collapse,
Then told thousands of Jews, "keep this plan under wraps."
They publicly flaunted their secretive ways
With a twelve-hour power-down that lasted two days.
Then innocent terrorists hijacked planes (four times),
Showing us how the U.S. is guilty of war crimes.
Then bomb-laden holograms flew in their place
(By the FBI, to throw themselves off the case)
Toward four helpless targets that planes couldn't harm.
NORAD defenders stood down in alarm
Then shot down one plane and to Cleveland flew it
To fool all the networks, who already knew it.
The fire chief said "pull it" and pushed the towers down,
Into their own footprints, for blocks all around.
These pre-taped events were all shown on TV live
(Just like when O'Brien told Winston to see five!)
As part of an idiot's ingenious plan
To fight the Iraqis in Afghanistan.
But because I know nothing, they couldn't deceive me.
I only tell lies to prove you should believe me.


And this is by the brilliant Dr Adequate, who used to be at JREF:

The Republicans came, and the Democrats too,
'cos they're all the same party (I guess that you knew)
and Jew after Jew after Jew after Jew,
and some guys in black suits (CIA).
There were people from Bilderberg, FEMA and NIST,
there were people so secret they barely exist;
the Masons had gatecrashed, they weren't on the list,
but Cheney allowed them to stay.

There were people who said they were friends of Karl Rove's,
and the bankers turned up in their limos and droves,
quite enough for a dozen Bohemian Groves,
'til the meeting was packed wall to wall.
There were people whose badges just said "FBI";
there were folks representing the FDNY,
and the Federal Reserve (though I still don't know why)
and old Uncle Tom Cobley and all.

***

Then Cheney addressed them, and said, with a sneer:
"I assume you all know why I've gathered you here.
We're agreed on mass-murder", he said (to a cheer)
"but there's something we haven't resolved.
Although I'm an evil despicable man
--- no, hold your applause --- I can't think of a plan
to destroy the Twin Towers, be darned if I can ...
so we got all you people involved."

Some cried: "Use a missile disguised as a plane!"
some spoke up for lasers, while others again
opined it was clear to a man with a brain
that holograms ought to be used.
Then FEMA declared they could do it themselves
with some classified hardware they kept on the shelves;
but: "You'll need our assistance!" cried all Keebler's Elves ---
and the meeting grew slightly confused.

The people from NIST said: "To make people die, on
the whole, it's explosives you ought to rely on"
--- some clapped, but the senior Elder of Zion
said: "Really? Explosives? ... perhaps ...
but it sounds rather iffy ... if I may advance
an idea that's a cert and leaves nothing to chance
then we Jews have a plan that's quite foolproof --- let's dance!
and the buildings are sure to collapse."

Some argued for "pods", whereas others expressed
the opinion that "squibs" give atrocities zest.
Some said: "If they're silent, then nukes would be best",
but others denounced this as bull.
They said: "We reject and rebut your position:
let's not mess about with your fusion or fission;
conventional missiles will do for this mission";
and Larry said: "What if we pull?"

The debate grew quite heated and dragged on for hours
as they looked for a way to demolish the Towers:
some argued for death rays with magical powers,
and others said thermite was nice.
When the argument's heat gave no promise of dropping,
they bickered and wrangled all night without stopping,
and sent out for pizzas with twelve kinds of topping,
and fought for the very last slice.

Then the man they called "Dubya" got up from his seat;
he banged with his gavel, he rose to his feet,
and he said: "Here's a plan that I think can't be beat:
let's do the caboodle --- the lot!
Use holograms, thermite, and lasers and things,
and explosives and missiles and pigs that have wings ---
'cos we all know that added complexity brings
more chance of success to a plot."

***

Then some guy started laughing and punching the air,
and the plotters observed, as they turned round to stare,
on the delegate's badge that they gave him to wear:
"Dylan Avery, Second Class Shill";
and he sat and he scribbled his notes all the while,
and was heard to remark with a curious smile:
"If this won't make people go into denial
I don't think that anything will."

68 Comments:

At 15 April, 2010 14:50, Anonymous Pat the Livid Lipid said...

Truly hilarious...like Pat's pathetic flight from real debate.

Why did you make fun of Dylan's look, Pat? What's your look: the aging, bloated drowning victim?

Now THAT'S hilarious.

 
At 15 April, 2010 14:54, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, even the most hideous of traitors have poets in their ranks,

Not a word about Ali Mohamed, just incoherent babble of death rays and banks,

And to the rats of the elite their poems give thanks,

~

And so they shit on the flag they claim to adore,

watching and cheering as the MIC makes money galore,

as the treason continues on the House & Senate floors.

 
At 15 April, 2010 15:00, Anonymous Arhoolie the Cyber-Hero said...

Yet another clumsy and oafishly transparent attempt to lob a "Jew-hater" grenade into the debate.I guess when it's all you've got you might as well play it for all it's worth.The game is over fellows,you've dynamited yourselves into oblivion.Good riddance.It's all over but the insane bloviating from "GitShrill" and PornBoy.

 
At 15 April, 2010 15:16, Anonymous John E. Smoke said...

I don't really like poetry (I'm not a faggot), but these are very funny. It's sometimes easy to forget the extent of the risible, contradictory weirdness that Truthers, with their hopelessly diseased minds, actually believe in. But these encapsulate all of it very well.

 
At 15 April, 2010 15:29, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's not like Troy Sexton is a child abuser with autism and Intermittent Explosive Disorder, a racist and a stalker, and convict. And when he comes here, everybody is so happy to see him, endorse his work and socialize.

Talk about "diseased minds".

Uncle Johnny knows best eh?

 
At 15 April, 2010 15:32, Blogger Billman said...

Arhoolie, I was under the impression from the troof movement that it was "over" when:

Cynthia McKinney or Ron Paul was president,
A new investigation with "subpeona power" was finally granted,

And the results of which have found
George Bush
Dick Cheney
Condoleeza Rice
Larry Silverstien
Pat Curley
James Bennet
Jayep
GuitarBill
Patrick from Cincinnati
Lazarus Long
New Yorker
And Billman all thrown in jail.

None of those things have happened yet.

 
At 15 April, 2010 15:37, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Troy has been sentenced. But it wasn't really what we expected. Crazy as fuck, that dude.

And by the way, no SLC people have to be locked up anyway. Somewhere, some place there is a traveling circus missing twenty clowns. All one needs to do is return them and SLC can be closed down.

 
At 15 April, 2010 15:44, Blogger Billman said...

Oh, and Anonymous, the troof movement hasn't endorsed KSM and freeing him, or the president of Iran... and not one of your members has shot up a museum, or killed their own father because Alex Jones told them to, or shot up a metro station by the Pentagon, or embezzled money to fund their college tuition, or been caught lying by faking a video on this very blog...

Yeah, compared to you psychos who truly do have diseased minds, I'd let Troy babysit my kids for a week...

Luckily, I don't have to do either.

 
At 15 April, 2010 15:48, Blogger Billman said...

A travelling circus would be fun, though.

 
At 15 April, 2010 15:51, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

Poor Bilbo,what the fuck is he trying to say anyway?

 
At 15 April, 2010 15:52, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And none of your Al Qaeda conspiracy cult have signed up for the army to legally kill and torture Arabs over this ghastly lie, have they Billman.

These people actually come here, Billman, murderers and convicts. You know who they are. They think wearing a uniform makes it legal. Makes it moral. You are naive enough to believe them. Tell me, Billman, are you one of them? Are you 'legally' murdering, kidnapping and torturing people for the violent Al Qaeda conspiracy cult?

 
At 15 April, 2010 15:58, Blogger Billman said...

Heh, Arhoolie (non cyber-hero today) I salute you. Coming from you, that was pretty awesome. You do have a gift for humourous irony.

Anonymous, I used to endorse torture, when I thought it was just lame fraternity style bullshit compared to what the people you're defending do (which is videotape soldiers as they cut their heads off). So now, I don't endorse torture at all. If you want to indict those who ordered it, I'm probably with you there.

 
At 15 April, 2010 16:05, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Not endorsing it" is like saying, well, I was German, but I "stopped endorsing" the concentration camps after a while.

Anyways, it wasn't my point to get you to go on the record about torture. My point is that the global terror network conspiracy theorists are far more dangerous and violent than any truther could ever hope to be.

Furthermore, the number of people questioning 9/11 is so large and permeates so many layers of society that it will include all ills of that society as well. Also, the views and opinions within this "movement" are so diverse and heterogenous that it's hardly a "movement" anymore; it's an idea. There is no club and there is no membership card.

Your conspiracy minded club does have an organized group though: army, navy, airforce and intelligence, and they're extremely violent, sadistic and perfidious to the Constitution. Now THAT is dangerous.

 
At 15 April, 2010 16:25, Blogger Billman said...

Wow, so is this the troofer mindset? You endorse psychos who kill people and shoot up pbulic and government places because in your mind the phantom menace of a conspiracy network you guys invented all on your own is worse?

That's DANGEROUS. Tell me, how many deaths of debunkers, skeptics, military personnel, government officials, mainstream media reporters, and their friends, family, and children will it take to sastify your bloodlust for a "new investigation?

 
At 15 April, 2010 16:28, Blogger Billman said...

What do you have against Germans, while we're at it? Are ALL Germans Nazis to you?

 
At 15 April, 2010 16:49, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Arsehoolie the specious whines, "...Poor Bilbo, what the fuck is he trying to say anyway?"

That's funny, because I ask myself the same question every time you treat us to another episode your sub-literate rambling, space-bar boy.

Here's a new word for you, Arsehoolie: Duplicity.

 
At 15 April, 2010 16:59, Blogger GuitarBill said...

"...And so they shit on the flag they claim to adore,

"watching and cheering as the MIC makes money galore,

"as the treason continues on the House & Senate floors."


William Butler Yeats you ain't, Glenn.

"...What a maroon." -- Bugs Bunny

 
At 15 April, 2010 17:27, Blogger GuitarBill said...

There once was a troofer™ named, Glenn,
Who loved to do unspeakable things to young men;
As he wiped off his chin,
He said with a grin:
"...I wish I could bugger a Hen."



%^)

 
At 15 April, 2010 17:36, Anonymous Pauly the Bard said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 
At 15 April, 2010 17:41, Blogger Billman said...

There once was a troofer named Anonymous,
Who came up with assertions perpostuous!
With those who disagreed he called shill,
And he sided with those who would kill.
A crazy theory he and his cronies have started,
But to believe any of it you have to be retarded.

 
At 15 April, 2010 17:45, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Good one, Billman!

Grade: A+

 
At 15 April, 2010 18:15, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Arsehoolie the cyber schmuck whines, "...Yet another clumsy and oafishly transparent attempt to lob a 'Jew-hater' grenade into the debate.I guess when it's all you've got you might as well play it for all it's worth.The game is over fellows,you've dynamited yourselves into oblivion."

The Game is over?

Really? No kidding?

So, when did the troofers™ win their case in Court?

 
At 15 April, 2010 18:47, Blogger ConsDemo said...

...the number of people questioning 9/11 is so large and permeates so many layers of society that it will include all ills of that society as well.

Yes, I'm sure many of the 10 to 15 unemployed celibate losers that you hang out with "question 9/11" but not very many of the public at large buy into your crap. Otherwise, you'd be winning at least some elections and court cases and someone other than has-been or mentally ill celebrities would be endorsing your "movement." Given the magnitude of the crime you are alleging, if a significant share of the population believed your claims your movement would have accomplished more than just making a bunch of Youtube videos of losers such as yourself harassing public officials.

 
At 15 April, 2010 18:57, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Okay, but I gave you extra points for good meter.

%^)

 
At 15 April, 2010 19:17, Blogger Triterope said...

So, when did the troofers™ win their case in Court?

Win it? When did they even file the initial paperwork successfully?

 
At 15 April, 2010 19:33, Blogger Billman said...

But... why would Arhoolie lie?

 
At 15 April, 2010 19:34, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Billman wrote, "...But... why would Arhoolie lie?"

Absolutely, why would a compulsive liar lie?

Beats me.

 
At 16 April, 2010 03:46, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Yes, I'm sure many of the 10 to 15 unemployed celibate losers that you hang out with "question 9/11" but not very many of the public at large buy into your crap. Otherwise, you'd be winning at least some elections and court cases and someone other than has-been or mentally ill celebrities would be endorsing your "movement." Given the magnitude of the crime you are alleging, if a significant share of the population believed your claims your movement would have accomplished more than just making a bunch of Youtube videos of losers such as yourself harassing public officials."


Keep telling yourself that, because I understand you need that delusion to justify your involvement in the cover-up.

When Pat's done wanking off in solitude in that filthy crap box he calls home, when Troy the racist, child abusing, stalker convict is done actually LIVING IN HIS MOM'S BASEMENT, we'll talk again eh?

These things just write themselves

 
At 16 April, 2010 06:30, Blogger Billman said...

Again, Anonymous... troofers have commited MURDER. At least 3 that I can name, who have been convicted.

But MURDER is ok, as long as you're a troofer right?

Find one person here who doesn't think Troy got what he deserved.

But you keep ignoring the fact that your psycho cult has generated murderers on a regular basis.

And your "proof" is bullshit.

 
At 16 April, 2010 07:59, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, and anti-Arab conspiracy theorists kidnap, torture and commit mass murder.

Let's call it uneven.

 
At 16 April, 2010 08:05, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

Poor,poor pitiful Billbo,man! Did he actually say that he'd let a hillbilly crackhead babysit his kids for a week? And who can help poor "GuitarShrill", who's so desperate about the pasting he takes on a regular basis that he's relegated to tossing out the moldy old canard:"Where's your Court victory".This debate is being carried out in the forum of public opinion,not in a Court of Law.When there is an active cover-up being done by the same people who are suspects,then it's a pretty sure thing that nothing will happen in a Court in this country.The fact is,millions of Americans and people around the world are onto this scam and that's why you dingbats are so furiously trying to shout it down.You're not succeeding,Bozos!

 
At 16 April, 2010 10:10, Blogger Triterope said...

Keep telling yourself that, because I understand you need that delusion to justify your involvement in the cover-up.

NYCCAN? Seriously? That's your proof that this is a real-world political movement supported by real people?

 
At 16 April, 2010 11:20, Anonymous mr tibbs said...

"Also, the views and opinions within this "movement" are so diverse and heterogenous that it's hardly a "movement" anymore; it's an idea."

Yes, of course - it's like the birth of democracy. It's the shot heard around the world. An army of anonymous internet morons, ignoring an irrefutable ocean of evidence regarding the 9/11 Al Qaeda attacks that even a monkey would consent to, are restoring hope to this hellish dystopian nightmare we all live in.

Come, friendly NWO bombs,...

 
At 16 April, 2010 11:21, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Arsehoolie the cyber prevaricator scribbles, "...And who can help poor "GuitarShrill", who's so desperate about the pasting he takes on a regular basis that he's relegated to tossing out the moldy old canard:"Where's your Court victory".This debate is being carried out in the forum of public opinion,not in a Court of Law."

Yeah, right!

Glenn the prevaricator REFUSES TO ANSWER AT LEAST 6 QUESTIONS and the lying troofer declares himself the winner of a "debate"?

Perhaps that crap passes muster in the trailer park where you were "educated", but in the real World you're just an intellectually dishonest charlatan.

So tell us, Arsehoolie the cyber schmuck and Glenn the prevaricator, did your mother's have any children who lived?

 
At 16 April, 2010 11:39, Anonymous One Note Guitar Again said...

"...did your mother's (SIC) have any children who lived?" -Billshitter

How clever and original...of better writers, long before you.

Why are you STILL dodging the specific questions about building 7, Bill?

 
At 16 April, 2010 11:56, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Arsehoolie the cyber schmuck whines, "...Why are you STILL dodging the specific questions about building 7, Bill?"

Care show me which questions I "dodged", motherfucker?

And be very careful how you answer that question, Arsehoolie, because I'll bury you.

Now, go for it, shit-for-brains.

 
At 16 April, 2010 12:03, Blogger GuitarBill said...

You want "torture"?

Read Glenn's "answers" to my questions.

Now, that's torture.

 
At 16 April, 2010 13:22, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Arsehoolie, it's been OVER an hour, and no answer.

Again, care to show me the questions I allegedly "dodged"?

Arsehoolie's answer:

*crickets*

*crickets*

 
At 16 April, 2010 14:49, Blogger GuitarBill said...

3 hours and counting, and what's Arsehoolie's answer?

*crickets*

*crickets*

 
At 16 April, 2010 18:13, Blogger ConsDemo said...

Keep telling yourself that,...

Polls that are several years old that show some people reject parts of the 9/11 narrative isn't same as saying most believe the US attacked itself, as you are alleging. The fact that people overseas more likely to raise objections is only evidence of the ideological appeal of 9/11 conspiricism, since bashing the US is a national pastime in many countries, 9/11 conspiracy theories have an obvious attraction entirely apart from the supposed "evidence" that is used to justify them.

because I understand you need that delusion to justify your involvement in the cover-up.

Gosh, I'm "in on it" too? Oh no, I'M DOOMED!!! When is the big bad TWOOF movement coming to get me?

 
At 16 April, 2010 20:30, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Pat Curley
James Bennet
Jayep
GuitarBill
Patrick from Cincinnati
Lazarus Long
New Yorker
And Billman all thrown in jail."

You forgot their redneck racist hero Troy Sexton who was thrown in jail.
http://wvgazette.com/News/policeblotter/200908110644

Just a matter of time for some ppl. Wonder how many others will turn out to be racists?

 
At 16 April, 2010 20:37, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pro Troy psycho(like some debunkers here) says:

"Posted By: Joe_ (4:44pm 08-20-2009)
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Great sensational writing. Maybe next time the writer can give both sides of the story, rather than her biased tale. Most likely, the son dropped a pass. One time, my daughter swung and missed at a pitch in slow pitch softball. Maybe Ms. Nett can write an article about the results of that incident.

Mr. Sexton is an American hero. What happened is completely understandable and underrated. I'm tired of parents nowadays who pamper their kids, encouraging them to pick flowers while playing in the outfield. I saw a boy wearing girls' jeans with sparkles all over them the other day. Is that a way to raise our young men? These are the children who are supposed to defend our great nation one day?

Let's not settle for failure."


Sane person says:

Posted By: rr4453 (9:21pm 08-22-2009)


"Mr. Sexton is an American hero." What a joke. This man obviously has real issues, as does Joe for thinking he's a hero. I do not believe in spoling and pampering a child, but I think it's scary that Mr. Sexton did all of this with people watching. Holding a child upside down by the ankle and then throwing him is child abuse, plain and simple. I hope the CPS workers in Putnam County take this guys kids and terminate his rights. He needs help."

Which debunkers agrees Troy Sexton needs help?

 
At 16 April, 2010 23:42, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LEAVE TROY ALONE!
lol

 
At 17 April, 2010 00:31, Blogger GuitarBill said...

So Glenn,

When will you stop trolling?

The last time I checked, Troy isn't the subject of this thread--scumbag.

So Glenn, why not impress us with another episode of your techno-anal-homosexual fantasies?

Let me guess, you "frequent" the Denver Airports Mens' Rooms on a regular basis?

It sounds to me like you're Republican Party material.

That said, why not run for Congress on the "closet Republican" ticket. After all, you'll fit right in, NAMBLA boi.

Freak.

 
At 17 April, 2010 06:50, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha, when you're done throwing a hissy fit, Billshitter™ why don't you play us a nice little song to scare the crows away. You know way more about Denver Airport bathrooms than I'd care to be informed about.

And for the love of Cornholio, stop rehashing the same old chestnuts, you sound like a broken record.

 
At 17 April, 2010 06:53, Blogger GuitarBill said...

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At 17 April, 2010 06:56, Blogger GuitarBill said...

"...And for the love of Cornholio"?

Freudian slip, Glenn?

Yup, another closet Republican.

Don't drop the soap.

Freak.

So when will you answer those questions, queer bait?

 
At 17 April, 2010 08:16, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you are actually slowly going insane, Bill.

 
At 17 April, 2010 08:48, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Glenn Maxey whines, "...I think you are actually slowly going insane, Bill."

Projecting again, Glenn the cyber prevaricator?

So when will YOU answer the 10 questions that you so studiously avoid?

Pussy!

 
At 17 April, 2010 08:54, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope. The debate is over. Posting ten completely irrelevant (or previously addressed) questions does not a rebuttal make.

 
At 17 April, 2010 13:46, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

Waren't me GitShithead,You've alreadt crashed your credibility on the Rock of Gibraltar weeks ago.You can't even ascertain who's posting what.Lay off the Green Tea,Bozo!

 
At 17 April, 2010 15:55, Blogger Triterope said...

If you two Anonymous truthers are trying to destroy SLC blog by making it suck, you're succeeding.

 
At 17 April, 2010 17:26, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Glenn the cyber quote miner scribbles, "...Nope. The debate is over. Posting ten completely irrelevant (or previously addressed) questions does not a rebuttal make."

The "debate" is over Glenn?

Not so fast, scumbag.

Scroll down to post #180 of the following thread, because I just handed your quote mining head to you, shit-for-brains.

Source: SLC: Just What The World Needs....

And that one answer to your first question, renders the remain two questions moot, because your entire argument is based on a false premise and quote mining.

So Glenn, now that your credibility can be measured in negative engineering units, how does it feel to stand TOTALLY DISCREDITED?

Fuck you and horse you rode in on, Glenn.

Now get the fuck out here, you lying scumbag.

ROTFLMAO!

 
At 17 April, 2010 17:37, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pat and James
Sitting in a tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g
First comes love
Second comes marriage
Here comes Billshitter
In a baby carriage!!

 
At 17 April, 2010 17:49, Blogger GuitarBill said...

That's the best you do, Glenn the cyber quote miner?

Pussy!

 
At 17 April, 2010 18:50, Blogger GuitarBill said...

So Glenn, tell us, who's your daddy?

Kneel down before me, inferior one, and kiss my feet.

So did you learn a lesson today, Glenn?

Here's the moral of the story, Glenn: Don't mess with your moral and intellectual superiors.

Got it, Al Qaeda boy?

ROTFLMAO!

 
At 18 April, 2010 11:56, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

Will someone PLEASE send the men in the white suits over to GuitarShrill's mothers' basement.He's having another episode.Imagine this sap in front of his moniter,developing an iron butt and waiting around for a response to an insult of someone who didn't even say what he says they said.That's the level DogBoy has sunk to.All 240 pounds of his fat ass.Oof!

 
At 18 April, 2010 12:06, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Arsehoolie the cyber illiterate whines, "...Will someone PLEASE send the men in the white suits over to GuitarShrill's mothers' [SIC] basement.He's having another episode.Imagine this sap in front of his moniter [SIC] ,developing an iron butt and waiting around for a response to an insult of someone who didn't even say what he says they said.That's the level DogBoy has sunk to.All 240 pounds of his fat ass.Oof!"

Incoming. Illiterate, ad hominem spewing moron at 12 o'clock high.

 
At 19 April, 2010 07:28, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

Yet more whiny complaining by resident boob,"DickFlicker".You've crapped out DogBoy,no one takes you seriously,even here on the Wackiest Ship in the Navy.You insult gay people,women and retarded folks all day and now you're moaning about ad hominems! I'd say you are a certifiable lunatic,but really,you're just a little,spoiled rotten baby.That's rather obvious.I guess you're actually a victim of some sort,you were born without the Shame gene,jackoff.

 
At 19 April, 2010 09:42, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Arsehoolie the cyber rectum scribbles, "...I'd say you are a certifiable lunatic..."

That's rich, Arsehoolie--and especially so when written by a Jew hating 9/11 troofer™.

So Arsehoolie, why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

 
At 19 April, 2010 17:17, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

Hapless,feckless,friendless.That's our boy.He now spends his whole day goofing on.......a meaningless political movement! You know you've lost it when you're obsessed with leaflet distributors and video posters.His fellow Cultists are just hornswoggled by the whole thing and are stunned into silence.

 
At 19 April, 2010 18:05, Blogger GuitarBill said...

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At 19 April, 2010 23:09, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Arsehoolie the cyber cry baby whines, "...Hapless, feckless, friendless.That's our boy.He now spends his whole day goofing on.......a meaningless political movement!"

On the contrary, Arsehoolie the insane, it's a hobby. After all, I enjoy slapping recalcitrant children from one end of the SLC blog to the other.

It's too bad for you, junior, that I've handed your lying head to you so many times now that you're reduced to idiotic ad hominem attacks.

Cry us a river, Arsehoolie. And when you're done we'd like you to address Norman Mineta's fatally flawed time line.

(Don't hold your breath).

 
At 20 April, 2010 17:10, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

This from the wired up trust funder who declined to re-post his addled,loony theory that #93 was ten miles out and then was taken down by Mark Bingham at al.You've lost it DogBoy,you're all washed up!! You've got a clever explanation for everything,don't you,you jackoff.

 
At 20 April, 2010 18:22, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Here you go, fuckface. Now lie and twist my argument again:

First, Mineta's time line is off by at least twenty minutes to a maximum of an hour.

"...Norman Mineta: Ground all the planes. We already had a ground hold on planes going into New York. Any plane that was going to leave from Atlanta heading to New York, those planes were left on the ground in Atlanta. That happened maybe about 8:30 or 8:40 in the morning. Now this is about 9:27."

Source: achievement.org: Norman Mineta Interview (page: 8 / 9).

Obviously, Mineta's time line is off by a minimum of 30 minutes. In fact, 20 eyewitnesses contradicted his testimony, and demonstrated beyond a doubt, that Mineta's time line was in error. Moreover, his description of the day's events coincide with others who were on the scene, but his time line makes it appear that the events he describes happened earlier in the day. Clearly, his account of the conversation between vice president Cheney and his aid concerns Flight 93, which had already crashed. When taken in context, it's clear that the order Mineta speaks of was the shoot down order issued by president Bush, not vice president Cheney.

Clearly, Mineta's testimony was not helpful in piecing together an accurate time line; thus, Mineta's testimony was rightly omitted from the 9/11 Commission Report. Mineta himself admits that he could not have been witness to an evacuation at 9:26AM when the evacuation did not begin until at least twenty minutes later.

Thus, Mineta was confused, which should surprise no one who recalls the events of that fateful day.

Norm Mineta claims that air traffic control issued a "ground hold on planes going into New York" that occurred, according to Mineta, at approximately "8:30 or 8:40 in the morning". Nevertheless, this was before the North Tower was stuck; thus, the actual decision was made MUCH later.

For example,

"...Regional air traffic managers on Monday offered a detailed chronology of Sept. 11, when two planes were hijacked from Boston, but refused to say more about what actually happened on the planes...Mike McCormick, air traffic control manager at the New York Center--the main control center for the area--made the unprecedented decision at 9:04 a.m. to declare 'ATC Zero,' meaning that no aircraft could fly into, out of or through the airspace over New York and the western Atlantic."

Source: Boston.com: FAA controllers detail Sept. 11 events .

Furthermore,

"...9:03-9:07 — New York and Boston regions' air traffic control officials stop takeoffs and landings. The New York Port Authority closes Newark International Airport...9:08-9:11 — Departures are stopped nationwide for aircraft heading to or through New York and Boston regions' airspace."

Source: USAToday: Part I: Terror attacks brought drastic decision: Clear the skies.

Starting to get the picture, Einstein? Clearly, Mineta's time for the "ground hold" order is OFF BY 30 MINUTES. The "ground hold" order was given 30 minutes after the time given by Mr. Mineta.

Source: thinkquest.org: September 11 Timeline.

 
At 21 April, 2010 08:30, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

"Clearly,his account of the conversation....concerns #93,which had already crashed".D'oh! While you're up,Homer,can you get me another Coors Light? Hey,at least I goaded you into posting it.Otherwise you would have avoided doing it.It's that stupid.I guess you were really on a tear that day.

 
At 21 April, 2010 10:53, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Arsehoolie the ignorant scribbles, "..."Clearly,his account of the conversation....concerns #93,which had already crashed".D'oh! While you're up,Homer,can you get me another Coors Light? Hey,at least I goaded you into posting it.Otherwise you would have avoided doing it.It's that stupid.I guess you were really on a tear that day."

As predicted, another 100% fact-free non-response.

Arsehoolie quote mines my writing, "...'Clearly,his account of the conversation....concerns #93,which had already crashed'."

What's this, Arsehoolie?

....

Why those are Ellipsis--you underhanded scumbag?

Wikipedia writes, "...Ellipsis is a mark or series of marks that usually indicate an intentional omission of a word or a phrase from the original text"

So, tell us Arsehoolie, what did YOU omit from my writing that proves that you're wrong?

Here's what I wrote, scumbag, sans your underhanded quote mining: "...Clearly, his account of the conversation between vice president Cheney and his aid concerns Flight 93, which had already crashed. When taken in context, it's clear that the order Mineta speaks of was the shoot down order issued by president Bush, not vice president Cheney."

BUSTED QUOTE MINING AGAIN, TROOFER!

Who do you think you're kidding, scumbag?

Thus, you stand exposed as the intellectually dishonest piece-of-crap you've always been, "Walt"/"space-bar boy"/"Arsehoolie", or whatever your name is.

Now, run along, junior the compulsive liar, and lick your wounds.

 
At 22 April, 2010 08:38, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

You're beyond crazy,DogBoy.No one was trying to change your quote.You clearly have emotional instability and I could give a flying fuck.You've crapped out so bad it's ridiculous,yet you still flame up like a factory fire in Gary,Indiana.It really is no fun stomping on your head while you're on the ground and continuing to rant and rave.You're nuts,jackoff.

 

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