Sunday, July 11, 2010

More Alex Jones Kookiness

Now personally I don't follow basketball, so I didn't care much about this whole Lebron James thing, but watching Jones rant on about it is rather entertaining.

60 Comments:

At 11 July, 2010 10:02, Blogger angrysoba said...

Martial law is about to be declared in the US??!?!??!?

The US is about to go to war with Iran??!?!???!?!

Haven't we heard this since around 1963 and 2004 respectively? How has Lebron James (whoever she is) managed to smokescreen this the whole time?

 
At 11 July, 2010 10:19, Blogger BG said...

More criticism of AJ.

http://www.ctka.net/2010/hanky.html

 
At 11 July, 2010 13:10, Blogger angrysoba said...

Actually, Alex Jones looks to have been getting his ideas from this charming imam who has discovered that the football (sorry, soccer!) World Cup was invented as a way of distracting good Muslims from attending mosque.

Of course, you will actually have to watch the video to find out just who invented the sport for this nefarious purpose:

http://www.memri.org/clip/en/0/0/0/0/63/0/2503.htm

 
At 11 July, 2010 15:27, Blogger Triterope said...

this charming imam discovered that the World Cup was invented as a way of distracting good Muslims from attending mosque.

Sheesh. The World Cup is one month every four years. And no Muslim country has ever come close to winning the thing, meaning any rooting interest in the home side lasts two weeks, tops.

But that's religion for ya. They must have complete control over their subjects. They can't have people skipping the rituals once every four years to watch a soccer game.

 
At 11 July, 2010 15:29, Anonymous Marc said...

I don't follow basket ball, so I don't know what he's all worked up about.

However, 5 minutes of that jackwagon telling me I'm stupid is not my idea of enlightenment.

The reason that I am in debt is because I had to repair my truck, and the only way that I could do that was to put it on my credit card. I could have just bought a bicycle and commuted the 42 miles round-trip I guess, but I chose to put it on the card and I'm now working to pay it off.

I guess the big money is being a talk-radio host who spews BS, maybe that is the way to go.

 
At 11 July, 2010 18:28, Blogger Dan K. Stanley said...

There is another gold nugget of unintentional comedy on Infowars about how the NWO is trying to bring down Mel Gibson, LMAO!!! This shit is always great.

 
At 11 July, 2010 19:16, Blogger James B. said...

World Cup was invented as a way of distracting good Muslims from attending mosque.

I thought that is why they invented boobs.

 
At 11 July, 2010 19:41, Anonymous New Yorker said...

There is another gold nugget of unintentional comedy on Infowars about how the NWO is trying to bring down Mel Gibson, LMAO!!! This shit is always great.

If only Lindsay Lohan had said nasty things about Jews, she might have infowars on her side too.

 
At 12 July, 2010 00:12, Anonymous the real chief james said...

wait didn't anderson cooper say the same thing? all media is being kept from the oil spill and damage it's creating. did you debunk that report yet? did anderson cooper make that shit up?

what about dylan rattigan, when he talks about banksters robbing the american people is serious jouralism, but when alex jones does it's not?

anderson cooper reports on martial law toward media in the gulf coast and it's headline truth, but alex jones talks about the same shit and he's a loon.

whats with the double standard?

 
At 12 July, 2010 00:19, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Trolling again, psychopath?

SLC is dedicated to debunking the 9/11 troof movement, not every news item you manage to pull out of your ass.

So tell us, "Brian", do all psychopaths for 9/11 troof resort to sock puppets?

Coward.

And remember, psychopath for 9/11 troof, I'm just askin' questions...

 
At 12 July, 2010 02:28, Anonymous the real chief james said...

who is this brian debunkers are obsessed with?

 
At 12 July, 2010 02:39, Blogger GuitarBill said...

You can answer that question all by yourself, sock puppet for SLC's resident psychopath.

Question: So tell us, "Brian", do all psychopaths for 9/11 troof resort to sock puppets?

And remember, I'm just askin' questions...

 
At 12 July, 2010 04:55, Anonymous the real chief james said...

first my names not brian, it's james. second, why can't you guys address the double standards around here?

sorry when you "debunk" alex jones, but then rattigan on msnbc and cooper on cnn make the same accusations about media blackouts in the gulf and banksters destroying the economy and get a pass, at best it's pathetic....

one more time, who is brian?

 
At 12 July, 2010 05:20, Anonymous New Yorker said...

I don' think the real chief james is Brian Good. Brian has a very specific style that he never deviates from. Babbling endlessly about one topic (like independent engineers endorsing the NIST report) and lying pathetically about his various internet identities is what you'll get from Brian.

 
At 12 July, 2010 06:50, Anonymous sackcloth and ashes said...

'sorry when you "debunk" alex jones, but then rattigan on msnbc and cooper on cnn make the same accusations about media blackouts in the gulf and banksters destroying the economy and get a pass, at best it's pathetic...'

Right, let's make this all nice and clear. Mainstream critics of bankers accuse them of wrecking the global economy though a combination of short-termism, greed and stupidity.

Alex Jones accuses bankers of wrecking the global economy so that the NWO can enslave the planet and commit genocide.

There's a difference between these two arguments. One is based on common sense, the other on batshit insanity.

'one more time, who is brian?'

He's a loser and a freak. Just like you.

 
At 12 July, 2010 11:47, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The ArseHooligan, fugitive from justice scribbles, "...Only lone nuts engage in psychopathic actions and events."

Look! I taught the ArseHooligan a new word.

Proving, once again, that special kids are capable of learning, too. Good on you, ArseHooligan.

Down, boy. Sit. Heel. Shake. Play dead (we can only hope).

 
At 12 July, 2010 12:01, Anonymous troyfromwv said...

The Cliff Lee trade to the Texas Rangers was pretty big news, IMHO.

 
At 12 July, 2010 12:01, Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Arhoolie,Visiting Mordechai Vanunu in jail said...
Only lone nuts engage in psychopathic actions and events.The elites of this world,who have been shown for centuries to engage in the most diabolically engineered atrocities and scams,would never do such things.That's for the great unwashed plebes to get paranoid about! Only the insane lackeys of the Debunker Cult and other self hating fascist types believe this utterly degraded hogwash.It's all a big coincidence,right Bozos?"

Well, you retarded marmoset, when you see a phony mortician, it means that a line dancer gets stinking drunk. Indeed, the umbrella inside the football team often befriends a hairy stovepipe. The lover from the fire hydrant can be kind to a mortician behind the minivan. A gratifying tuba player plans an escape from the cheese wheel from a steam engine a ravishing carpet tack, and a food stamp defined by a flavored hell accidentally reaches an understanding with a makeshift grain of sand. If a prime minister toward another lover trades baseball cards with a squid inside a corporation, then a snooty grain of sand ceases to exist.

Right, asshole?

 
At 12 July, 2010 12:03, Anonymous Arhoolie "Solitary" Vanunu said...

The "Git" hacks up yet another woof! Do I detect the familiar whine of the insane Debunker Cult? I'm going to continue to kick your butt up and down Broadway as long as you continue to spill forward with your insane tripe,Dogboy.

 
At 12 July, 2010 12:09, Anonymous Arhoolie and Mordechai Vanunu said...

And then there's the nutty mascot of the Debunker Cult,Pornboy,as played out as they come! "Retarded marmoset"! Only an insane one like the loopy Pornboy would think that's a devastating offer.Maybe back in Cub Scouts you got a chuckle out of your troop leader as he fished around in your shorts on bivouac.Good God,doesn't anyone in the Cult care that your two All-Stars,the "Git" and Pornboy have crashed,burned and need rescuing?

 
At 12 July, 2010 14:04, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The ArseHooligan, fuitive from justice, scribbles, "...Good God,doesn't anyone in the Cult care that your two All-Stars,the "Git" and Pornboy have crashed,burned and need rescuing?"

You're right, ArseHooligan.

God rescue us from troofer stupidity, lies and non-logic.

SOS!

 
At 12 July, 2010 15:13, Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"The Cliff Lee trade to the Texas Rangers was pretty big news, IMHO."

GAH!

In a just world he'd still be with the Phillys.

 
At 12 July, 2010 15:15, Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Arhoolie and Mordechai Vanunu said...
And then there's the nutty mascot of the Debunker Cult,Pornboy,as played out as they come! "Retarded marmoset"! Only an insane one like the loopy Pornboy would think that's a devastating offer.Maybe back in Cub Scouts you got a chuckle out of your troop leader as he fished around in your shorts on bivouac.Good God,doesn't anyone in the Cult care that your two All-Stars,the "Git" and Pornboy have crashed,burned and need rescuing?"

Some fairy is Alaskan. The bowling ball is so-called. A worldly warranty gives secret financial aid to the pompous cyprus mulch. A childlike pickup truck procrastinates, or a spider for the grain of sand bestows great honor upon a defendant behind the mating ritual.

Debunk THAT, you retarded marmoset.

 
At 12 July, 2010 15:52, Blogger Triterope said...

what about dylan rattigan, when he talks about banksters robbing the american people is serious jouralism, but when alex jones does it's not?

What are you, a rerun? We already had this discussion.

 
At 12 July, 2010 17:03, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCORE: Arhoolie 10
Debunkers 0

 
At 12 July, 2010 17:18, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The psychopath's IQ: 40

The ArseHooligan's IQ: 39 and falling.

 
At 12 July, 2010 17:39, Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Anonymous said...
SCORE: Arhoolie 10
Debunkers 0"

You ARE taking acid, aren't you?

 
At 12 July, 2010 17:42, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you even look for a job today billshitter? Or are you talking from your droid while at work or one of your gigs? Youve been thoroughly humiliated and all you can come back with is a, "no you".
Are all smart people like you?
I`m glad ive never made it past the 12 grade when compared to the educated ones.

 
At 12 July, 2010 17:45, Blogger James B. said...

Oh we all gave up on the Mariners months ago.

 
At 12 July, 2010 17:50, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The psychopath dissembles, "...Did you even look for a job today billshitter? Or are you talking from your droid while at work or one of your gigs?"

Reading comprehension problems, psychopath?

I told you that I telecommute during the day, as do most computer security experts.

And yes, I have a gig this evening. And I'll make more money this evening in two hours than you make all month.

"...Youve [SIC] been thoroughly humiliated...[blah][blah]"

Tell me about it, spelling bee champ.

Are you still working on that elementary grammar thingy?

"...What a maroon." -- Bugs Bunny

 
At 12 July, 2010 18:01, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lmao, when in doubt go for the grammar card.
Arhoolie hands you your ass everytime, bozo. Your problem is you have not one ounce of wit or original thought.
Now go google some jokes that no ones heard before, jizzmop.

 
At 12 July, 2010 18:10, Blogger GuitarBill said...

As I recall, you're the one who loves to pat yourself on the back and crow about your alleged "intelligence".

And as I recall, you've never made a joke that I would call humorous.

Moreover, I don't need to Google for jokes. After all, I'm an ex-frat boy; thus, I come by humor naturally.

Perhaps you should learn to hold your tongue and show a little humility, because from where I'm standing you look like a cretin.

Care to impress us with the breadth and depth of your dishonesty and ignorance, psychopath?

 
At 12 July, 2010 18:14, Blogger Billman said...

Blah blah blah.. does the troof movement have anything new today? Or should I go back to pissing off Christians on YouTube by explaining how evolution and the big bang work?

 
At 12 July, 2010 18:20, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just admitted i never went to school, sherlock. I just wonder why someone of your caliber and wealth decides to use his free time to come on here talking to retards. Doesnt make sense to me or anyone with half a braincell.
Your either a masochist or a bullshitter. Which is it?

 
At 12 July, 2010 18:46, Blogger Triterope said...

Your either a masochist or a bullshitter. Which is it?

That's easy. Masochist. It takes a certain amount of masochism just to have a conversation with you and your ilk. You people are exasperating.

 
At 12 July, 2010 18:52, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Triterope wrote, "...That's easy. Masochist."

Yup.

%^)

 
At 12 July, 2010 21:25, Blogger 智宜宜 said...

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At 13 July, 2010 00:41, Anonymous sackcloth and ashes said...

Arseholie, got any more stories to tell us about your wonderful life?

If you're going to be a bullshitter, take some lessons from a pro. The Lordship of Castleshort could offer you some coaching the next time you do a Walter Mitty, and he might even be able to teach you to type a coherent sentence:

http://www.ibabodyguards.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=32&Itemid=47

 
At 13 July, 2010 09:52, Anonymous Arhoolie "Solitary" Vanunu said...

This just in:the "Git" NEVER Googles for anything,not even his fratboy binder full of insane insults.Run that "Israel has no nuclear weapons" schtick by us again,Dogboy.We can never get enough of that one.

 
At 13 July, 2010 10:08, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Keep working on it ArseHooligan, and perhaps in a generation or two you'll compose a coherent sentence.

 
At 13 July, 2010 10:33, Anonymous Arhoolie "Solitary" Vanunu said...

No,not that wimpy schtick,the "Israel has no nuclear weapons" hilarity,jackoff.

 
At 13 July, 2010 10:46, Blogger GuitarBill said...

"...jackoff"?

I agree. And now I know why you can't compose a coherent sentence, Onan.

 
At 13 July, 2010 10:47, Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Arhoolie "Solitary" Vanunu said...
No,not that wimpy schtick,the "Israel has no nuclear weapons" hilarity,jackoff."

The congested culture cruises inside the definite deposit. Why can't the eight ideal orbit? The sent disease succeeds opposite the modern shower, and cable content is morphing into the cool fringe of the broadband world. How will the seal bob?

 
At 13 July, 2010 17:14, Anonymous Arhoolie V. said...

The Debunker Cult,relegated to the brine shack,spitting out the most moronic shit they can muster.It's all over for you jerkoffs.You must thank God every day that the modern mainstream media's a corporate wasteland and a closed shop.Without that,you'd be on the corner bitching and moaning about Israel's nukes or Hitler being a Commie and arrested in due time for disturbing the peace.

 
At 13 July, 2010 17:24, Blogger GuitarBill said...

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At 13 July, 2010 17:25, Blogger GuitarBill said...

ArseHooligan, given your hectic masturbation schedule, how do you find time to type?

 
At 13 July, 2010 18:15, Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"GuitarBill said...
ArseHooligan, given your hectic masturbation schedule, how do you find time to type?"

One hand.

And he calls it "Playing-Yankee-My-Wankee"

 
At 13 July, 2010 18:42, Blogger GuitarBill said...

LL wrote, "...One hand."

That would explain why the cretin can't hit the space bar.

 
At 14 July, 2010 01:47, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The psychopath dissembles, "...Your either a masochist or a bullshitter. Which is it?"

I'm fed up with you, cocksucker, so let's cut to the chase, shall we?

I have a series of questions for you, troofer scum. Click on the following link, intellectual midget.

Source: SLC: Are you a man, or an intellectually challenged mouse?.

Let's "debate", provided you're man enough to "debate".

 
At 14 July, 2010 12:48, Anonymous The Brown Bomber said...

There goes the Wacky "Git",projecting yet again! Hey Shithead on Fender,when you comin' to NYC for "debate"? Afraid you'll be scarred for life? You're so chickenshit,you've threatened to "get your 6'3",235 pounds of pussy ass hands" on me and then folded your tent and claim you only said I needed a Texas size ass whooping.If you want to "debate",come on with it.We'll clean your clock,take you down to the Village for a good ass whupping from the gays you despise so much and hit all of Sackmushes favorite dives in upper Manhattan.We'll hit the Stadium for a gander at the Greatest Team in Sports History (currently juggernauting to a record 28th Championship! No,that's not a typo Goobers.) Bring it on Yuppie Scum,we want your sory butt here in town.Bring the Troglodyte with you.Bring it,Arhoolie

 
At 14 July, 2010 13:08, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The ArseHooligan, fugitive from justice, whines, "...You're so chickenshit,you've threatened to 'get your 6'3",235 pounds of pussy ass hands' on me and then folded your tent and claim you only said I needed a Texas size ass whooping.If you want to 'debate',come on with it."

False.

Care to substantiate your assertion, cretin (heavy emphasis on ass when dealing with the ArseHooligan)?

Show me the direct quote--and I want a direct link back to the alleged "threat".

Put up, or shut up.

The ArseHooligan whines, "...We'll clean your clock,take you down to the Village for a good ass whupping [SIC] from the gays you despise so much and hit all of Sackmushes [SIC] favorite dives in upper Manhattan."

What were you saying about idol threats, scat muncher? Now, who's threatening whom?

%^)

"...We'll hit the Stadium for a gander at the Greatest Team in Sports History (currently juggernauting [SIC] to a record 28th Championship! No,that's not a typo Goobers.) Bring it on Yuppie Scum,we want your sory [SIC] butt here in town.Bring the Troglodyte with you.Bring it,Arhoolie"

Are you foaming at the mouth again, spelling bee champ?

Your blathering would be pathetic if weren't so hilarious.

Don't you have a 6'x6' plot of crab grass to mow, Einstein?

And, by the way, when will you learn to use the space bar, typing champ?

And remember, I'm just askin' questions...

 
At 14 July, 2010 13:17, Anonymous Mordechai, Arhoolie's Boy said...

Hey Country Boy,if you ever have the guts to show your face,I am going to crush you and break you into little bits and STILL haul your sorry ass to the Stadium,where you can try that hate speech in person.Your time is coming shithead.Although I seriously doubt you got the cojones.Ga hey,brofee.

 
At 14 July, 2010 13:50, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The ArseHooligan, fugitve from justice, whines, "...Hey Country Boy,if you ever have the guts to show your face,I am going to crush you and break you into little bits and STILL haul your sorry ass to the Stadium,where you can try that hate speech in person."

Now, who's threatening whom?

You know, ArseHooligan, when you find yourself in hole, it's usually a good idea to stop digging.

"...Your time is coming shithead."

Thanks for the "heads up", ArseHooligan.

%^)

"...Although I seriously doubt you got the cojones.Ga hey,brofee [SIC]."

What do you plan to do, ArseHooligan, whip me with a wet noodle?

So, how's that 6'x6' plot of crab grass coming along, landscape management "engineer"?

And remember, cretin, I'm just askin' questions...

 
At 15 July, 2010 14:32, Anonymous Vanunu (in jail) said...

The Champion Whiner of the Debunker Cult steps forward! Winner and still campeon del mundial,the "Git"! Dogboy,your day is coming.

 
At 15 July, 2010 16:39, Blogger Lazarus Long said...

" Vanunu (in jail) said...
The Champion Whiner of the Debunker Cult steps forward! Winner and still campeon del mundial,the "Git"! Dogboy,your day is coming."

I assert that, in respect of the intelligible character, the Ideal of natural reason, so far as regards the architectonic of human
reason, may not contradict itself,
but it is still possible that it may be in contradiction with the thing in itself, but the objects in space and time are the mere results of the power of the discipline of human reason, a
blind but indispensible function of the soul. as is proven in the ontological manuals, the reader should be careful to observe that, in reference to ends, metaphysics, then, can thereby determine in its totality the practical employment of our sense perceptions, and our sense perceptions (and let us suppose that this is true), exclude the possibility of the architectonic of practical reason.

 
At 16 July, 2010 09:44, Anonymous Arhoolie Vanunu said...

Just picture the goofy Pornboy maniacally typing in his jabberwocky schtick for all to see! The mind reels at the sheer haplessness of the whole endeavor!! Soon "New Yorker" will pipe in with a salute!!

 
At 16 July, 2010 11:30, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The ArseHooligan, fugitive from justice, whines, "...Just picture the goofy Pornboy maniacally typing in his jabberwocky schtick for all to see!"

Projecting again, ArseHooligan?

 
At 16 July, 2010 23:32, Blogger Alice Thomas said...

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At 25 July, 2010 11:18, Anonymous sackcloth and ashes said...

'Projecting again, ArseHooligan?'

GB, he has created his own virtual wife and kids - just so that he can feel loved.

 
At 26 July, 2010 15:49, Anonymous Arhoolie Vanunu said...

Poor,poor pitiful Sack of Marbles.What can you say about the Sad Sack Occupation Soldier?

 

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