Sunday, April 01, 2007

A Truther Is Born....

A phrase we've heard often before:

Like many, I was fed this story when I was growing up. But as I watched the video, I began to realize that all was not as it seemed. And the more I questioned the official story, the deeper into the rabbit hole I went.

Presented here are some of the results of my soul-searching regarding this painful event.


Like many of the others of his kind, he's just asking questions:

Why were a handful of rebel fighters able to penetrate the defenses of a battle station that had the capability of destroying an entire planet and the defenses to ward off several fleets of battle ships?


Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?


In the video of the Death Star’s destruction, Lord Vader clearly exclaims “I have you now” then fires two shots. Those shots never impact — anywhere. Were they merely “added” to the “official” video after the event to make it appear that Lord Vader had at least attempted to fight off his alleged son?


The farce is strong with this one!

Note: Originally posted here.

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Scholars Announce "Girls of 9/11 Truth" Calender

In an effort to increase awareness of 9/11 truth issues, and raise money for the movement, the group Scholars for 9/11 Truth, according to founder, spokesman, and all around blowhard Jim Fetzer is going to produce a "Girls of 9/11 Truth" Calender.

"I think it is important to get this issue on the wall of every garage, office, and dorm room in America.", Fetzer added. "Every time someone looks up an appointment or holiday I want them thinking, 'you know maybe Star Wars death rays really did bring down the World Trade Center towers..'"

Fetzer commented that he didn't know if the calender would feature swimsuits, lingerie, or just be "tastefully nude", but that he did know that two members of the movement had commited to appear, former physics professor Judy Wood, and journalist Barbara Honegger. "I am hoping to get Rosie O'Donnell too" He added, "But her agent hasn't returned my phone calls yet".
















Judy Wood

















Barbara Honegger

Fetzer also stated that he may consider coming out with future offerings for their female fans. "I have been working out," he said, puffing out his chest, "I walked 3 miles last week. Also, if needed we could do an entire calender with nothing more than Kevin Barrett making finger quotes".

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