Tuesday, September 07, 2010

The 9/11 Truther Memorial

Generally I say that Truthers are beyond parody, but the Onion gets in some good ones every once in a while. Here is another example.

UNDISCLOSED—On a remote patch of Kansas prairie believed to fall outside the range of U.N. spy satellites, construction is finally complete on the long- awaited 9/11 Truther Memorial, sources confirmed Wednesday.

Funded by donations from dozens of websites and fringe publishers, and dedicated to "the fearless amateur research and bold guesswork" of those seeking to "expose the secret machinations of the world's true puppet masters," the 7,000-square-foot monument has already attracted hundreds of visitors.

"It was a long time coming, but at last it's here," said Don Gustaf, a blogger who drove from Cincinnati to see the site. "This will stand forever in tribute to those who lost their lives the day clandestine CIA operatives used advanced wireless technology to electronically hijack a pair of 767s and remotely fly them into the World Trade Center."

Created by a design team who chose to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals from the Bilderberg Group, the memorial has as its centerpiece the "Truth Towers," a 60-foot-tall replica of the World Trade Center that houses a museum devoted to unanswered questions surrounding the attacks. Below it lies a pentagonal reflecting pool from which emerge 18 steps leading to the base of the monument, with each stair intended to symbolize one of the 18 Great Lies of the 9/11 conspiracy.


At 07 September, 2010 18:40, Blogger snug.bug said...

Maybe it's just me, but I thought "Human Head Found in Hamburger" was much funnier.


At 07 September, 2010 18:54, Blogger GuitarBill said...

So Brian, how did you manage to get your head into a meat grinder? A mishap while pursuing your new career at McDonalds?

And remember, schmuck, I'm just askin' questions...

At 08 September, 2010 01:07, Blogger Unknown said...

Is that a joke...really? Is there such a monument? I saw the picture but can't imagine it being real.

At 08 September, 2010 04:31, Blogger Triterope said...

I liked this line:

"Oh my God, this is all part of it, isn't it?" Mattson added. "I should have known! This whole place is just another conspiracy to placate those brave enough to speak the truth."

At 08 September, 2010 08:15, Blogger Billman said...

It is just you.

At 08 September, 2010 10:35, Blogger Jay said...

Did anyone see this new video of WTC7? You can see Hess in it, who was with jennings.


At 08 September, 2010 10:53, Blogger Jay said...

Comes from this post btw.


At 10 September, 2010 05:21, Blogger Ian said...

Maybe it's just me, but I thought "Human Head Found in Hamburger" was much funnier.

Of course you did. This article mocks you and all the deranged things you believe, Brian. That's what I keep trying to tell you: the only people who pay any attention to the "truth" movement are those who are laughing at it.

-New Yorker


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