Idiocy: Part II
The Loosers continue their self absorbed video series (because remember, the 5th anniversary of 9/11 was about them, not the victims). I just about lost my breakfast when they showed Jason Bermas in his underwear, and it is over an hour long, so I don't know if I can stomach the whole thing. If anyone else can let me know how it ends.
posted by James B. @ 9:28 AM
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Jason Bermas in his underwear
Eeew. Just reading that sentence fragment is enough to leave me scarred for life--never mind the video!
Don't miss the guy rockin' for 9/11 at about the 3:45 mark. Jaye P. Morgan is readying her gong as I type.
I'll keep watching so you don't have to.
6:10. They've got Louder than Words detailed on the pick-up truck.
6:30. When packing up, DVDs second. T-shirts first. Priorities people!
7:30. They make funnies!
9:20. Dreaming of a Winnebago.
10:30. "Don't break the 4th wall"! I'm guessing that qualifies as a funny, amidst the neverending loading the truck sequence.
13:20. They brought 10,000 DVDs? That's a lot of coasters.
14:00. Korey uses a box cutter. Unknown voice: "You showed that box dude". "Weapon of destruction."
Assholes.
15:40. Driving sequence with some godawful music.
17:30. More pick-up loading, with rap/hip-hop whatever in the background.
20:40. More funnies.
22:45 The music ends.
22:50. Fuck, the next song. This whole loading the truck sequence is like the DEEP HURTING sequence from Hercules vs. The Moon Men.
28:00 Are they finally leaving? "Put some fear into the hearts of the New World Order"
28:55. This is the biggest thing Korey has ever done, including the wars.
31:00 Stopping at a diner. Party of 8. Will they edit out the sequence when they leave an 13 cent tip?
I'll stay tuned, at least until I get cable back.
40:00. Welcome to New York! I'm amazed they aren't screaming "9-11 was an inside job" out the open car window.
41:40. Interviewed by a Danish reporter.
42:20. Some guy with a pacemaker is the evil genious that did 9/11. WTF?
42:30. Someone's arguing with them. They're just asking questions.
43:25. They're going to name names in the 3rd edition! OOOOOOOOOOO!
45:00. It is really worth fast-forwarding to the argument sequence in New York. Dylan looks beyond lost, and is in full-fledged, "like hey man" mode.
Why would you leave something in it that makes you look like a douchebag.
45:45. Korey gets a standing ovation at a coffee shop/lecture hall/wherever they are.
46:30. Is that the winner of a David Crosby lookalike contest in the first row?
53:20. Cue the paranoia. Beware the agent provocateurs! You just know Korey had that spelled out phonetically on his sheet. Remove those agents by any peaceful means necessary!
56:35. DVD distribution outside the hotel.
57:00. Cable's back. I'm going to watch the Mets game.
I changed the link to go to the Google Video page; no sense sending traffic to Dylan. The amazing thing is that Dylan claims to have edited these clips, and in fact you can occasionally see evidence of it as the film switches between cameras. But my god, you'd think they edit it down. Note the typically sophomoric attitude towards women.
If it was the only entertainment left on the planet, I would watch the paint peel all day, before I would watch that SHAITE!!!!!
TAM
Why would you leave something in it that makes you look like a douchebag.
Well, if they took out all the scenes which make them look like douchebags, all they'd have left is the credits.
This is one hundred percent disgusting.
The march on Ground Zero was clearly set up not as a political event meant to educate but as a sort of Lollapolooza for truthers.
Jason Bermas in his underwear and a cardboard box as penis. You know, for the victims.
"Monday's going to be fun!"
-Alex Jones-
What kind of a sicko sees the anniversary of the death of 3000 people as "fun"? Why doesn't he stop by Dachau or Srebrenica while he is at it, he can woop it up?
I'm very curious about their installment for the "9th".
I'm trying to figure out how they make Jasom Bermas shouting "(Mark Robert's) is a punk! You can tell him I said that. He's a punk" look good.
They think Americans are stupid for watching people trying to get famous by singing, yet they are promoting videos which include themselves riding ATVs and 15 minute scenes of themselves loading a truck. I think they typify that which they most despise.
Did you see where war deaths met the number of 9/11 deaths?
Yes, let's compare the deaths of civilians in an hour and a half time frame to military deaths over a five year period. They're clearly the same.
By your logic (if you can call it that), WW2 was an enormous mistake, as we lost more than 100 times in the war than in Pearl Harbor.
They think Americans are stupid for watching people trying to get famous by singing, yet they are promoting videos which include themselves riding ATVs and 15 minute scenes of themselves loading a truck. I think they typify that which they most despise.
Ah, but you see there in lies the lie. DA/JB/KR, I believe, actually love the "idol" worship that goes on in america. Their quest for such fame and glory is so glaringly obvious, that the comment he made about american society comes off thinner than a layer of paint.
TAM
Jason Bermas in his underwear
Thank you. It will take days and a couple of gallons of isopropyl alcohol to scrape that image off the inside my eyelids.
I hope you're happy now.
Part 1: 30 minutes
Part 2: 1 hour, plus
... If these installments keep doubling in size, we're looking at quite possibly the biggest waste of film since The Thornbirds.
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