Saturday, September 23, 2006

Idiocy: Part II

The Loosers continue their self absorbed video series (because remember, the 5th anniversary of 9/11 was about them, not the victims). I just about lost my breakfast when they showed Jason Bermas in his underwear, and it is over an hour long, so I don't know if I can stomach the whole thing. If anyone else can let me know how it ends.

34 Comments:

At 23 September, 2006 09:59, Blogger AbrashTX said...

Jason Bermas in his underwear

Eeew. Just reading that sentence fragment is enough to leave me scarred for life--never mind the video!

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:00, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

Don't miss the guy rockin' for 9/11 at about the 3:45 mark. Jaye P. Morgan is readying her gong as I type.

I'll keep watching so you don't have to.

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:03, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

6:10. They've got Louder than Words detailed on the pick-up truck.

6:30. When packing up, DVDs second. T-shirts first. Priorities people!

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:06, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

7:30. They make funnies!

9:20. Dreaming of a Winnebago.

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:08, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

10:30. "Don't break the 4th wall"! I'm guessing that qualifies as a funny, amidst the neverending loading the truck sequence.

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:11, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

13:20. They brought 10,000 DVDs? That's a lot of coasters.

14:00. Korey uses a box cutter. Unknown voice: "You showed that box dude". "Weapon of destruction."

Assholes.

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:15, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

15:40. Driving sequence with some godawful music.

17:30. More pick-up loading, with rap/hip-hop whatever in the background.

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:21, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

20:40. More funnies.

22:45 The music ends.

22:50. Fuck, the next song. This whole loading the truck sequence is like the DEEP HURTING sequence from Hercules vs. The Moon Men.

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:26, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

28:00 Are they finally leaving? "Put some fear into the hearts of the New World Order"

28:55. This is the biggest thing Korey has ever done, including the wars.

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:31, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

31:00 Stopping at a diner. Party of 8. Will they edit out the sequence when they leave an 13 cent tip?

I'll stay tuned, at least until I get cable back.

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:35, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

40:00. Welcome to New York! I'm amazed they aren't screaming "9-11 was an inside job" out the open car window.

41:40. Interviewed by a Danish reporter.

42:20. Some guy with a pacemaker is the evil genious that did 9/11. WTF?

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:36, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

42:30. Someone's arguing with them. They're just asking questions.

43:25. They're going to name names in the 3rd edition! OOOOOOOOOOO!

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:40, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

45:00. It is really worth fast-forwarding to the argument sequence in New York. Dylan looks beyond lost, and is in full-fledged, "like hey man" mode.

Why would you leave something in it that makes you look like a douchebag.

45:45. Korey gets a standing ovation at a coffee shop/lecture hall/wherever they are.

46:30. Is that the winner of a David Crosby lookalike contest in the first row?

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:43, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

53:20. Cue the paranoia. Beware the agent provocateurs! You just know Korey had that spelled out phonetically on his sheet. Remove those agents by any peaceful means necessary!

 
At 23 September, 2006 10:47, Blogger Dean Malenko Eats Dogs said...

56:35. DVD distribution outside the hotel.

57:00. Cable's back. I'm going to watch the Mets game.

 
At 23 September, 2006 11:11, Blogger Thomas said...

Thanks Dean. I am sure I couldn't stomach sitting through this.

As often, Mark Twain comes to mind:

"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."

 
At 23 September, 2006 11:42, Blogger Pat said...

I changed the link to go to the Google Video page; no sense sending traffic to Dylan. The amazing thing is that Dylan claims to have edited these clips, and in fact you can occasionally see evidence of it as the film switches between cameras. But my god, you'd think they edit it down. Note the typically sophomoric attitude towards women.

 
At 23 September, 2006 12:15, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

Why would you leave something in it that makes you look like a douchebag.

This is the same guy that in the previous video he compared a box that he was carrying to his penis.

The elevator doesnt quite make it all the way up.

 
At 23 September, 2006 12:17, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

Jason Bermas in his underwear

So in the first Dylan compares a box to his penis and in the second we have Bermas in his underwear?

Are we leading up to some gay 3 way scene in the next?

 
At 23 September, 2006 12:22, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

If it was the only entertainment left on the planet, I would watch the paint peel all day, before I would watch that SHAITE!!!!!

TAM

 
At 23 September, 2006 17:29, Blogger Alex said...

Why would you leave something in it that makes you look like a douchebag.

Well, if they took out all the scenes which make them look like douchebags, all they'd have left is the credits.

 
At 23 September, 2006 18:25, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

According to Corey we are living in a "American Idol" world.

WTF?

 
At 23 September, 2006 18:41, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

These douchebags sre sooo self absorbed that it doesnt occur to them that MAYBE people DONT LIKE it when a bunch of video cameras show up while they are trying to enjoy their meal.


These douchebags are what happens when white trash meets high tech.

 
At 23 September, 2006 21:28, Blogger JoanBasil said...

There are a lot of videos and personal photographs posted on the internet. People like to look at each others pictures; if someone comes to the office with pictures from a family barbecue, everyone likes to look at them. But no one's forcing you, of course.

Did you see where war deaths met the number of 9/11 deaths?
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=2480760

 
At 23 September, 2006 21:39, Blogger Abby Scott said...

This is one hundred percent disgusting.

The march on Ground Zero was clearly set up not as a political event meant to educate but as a sort of Lollapolooza for truthers.

Jason Bermas in his underwear and a cardboard box as penis. You know, for the victims.

 
At 23 September, 2006 21:56, Blogger James B. said...

"Monday's going to be fun!"

-Alex Jones-

What kind of a sicko sees the anniversary of the death of 3000 people as "fun"? Why doesn't he stop by Dachau or Srebrenica while he is at it, he can woop it up?

 
At 23 September, 2006 22:02, Blogger Abby Scott said...

I'm very curious about their installment for the "9th".

I'm trying to figure out how they make Jasom Bermas shouting "(Mark Robert's) is a punk! You can tell him I said that. He's a punk" look good.

 
At 23 September, 2006 22:26, Blogger MarkyX said...


According to Corey we are living in a "American Idol" world.

WTF?


He is meaning that people are so into the media and celebrity worship, that they tend to forget things around them.

He seems to believe that this is exclusive to America. Maybe he should go to Japan sometime, where celebrity worship can be classified as "insane"

Creating a video that is so full of shit doesn't help his little crappy crusade though, especially if you say on the radio that a WITNESS to an event is a liar *cough cough*

I'm sure you all know what I am talking about.

 
At 23 September, 2006 23:38, Blogger James B. said...

They think Americans are stupid for watching people trying to get famous by singing, yet they are promoting videos which include themselves riding ATVs and 15 minute scenes of themselves loading a truck. I think they typify that which they most despise.

 
At 24 September, 2006 05:55, Blogger shawn said...

Did you see where war deaths met the number of 9/11 deaths?

Yes, let's compare the deaths of civilians in an hour and a half time frame to military deaths over a five year period. They're clearly the same.

By your logic (if you can call it that), WW2 was an enormous mistake, as we lost more than 100 times in the war than in Pearl Harbor.

 
At 24 September, 2006 06:22, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...


They think Americans are stupid for watching people trying to get famous by singing, yet they are promoting videos which include themselves riding ATVs and 15 minute scenes of themselves loading a truck. I think they typify that which they most despise.


Ah, but you see there in lies the lie. DA/JB/KR, I believe, actually love the "idol" worship that goes on in america. Their quest for such fame and glory is so glaringly obvious, that the comment he made about american society comes off thinner than a layer of paint.

TAM

 
At 25 September, 2006 01:50, Blogger Eugenio Mastroviti said...

Jason Bermas in his underwear

Thank you. It will take days and a couple of gallons of isopropyl alcohol to scrape that image off the inside my eyelids.

I hope you're happy now.

 
At 25 September, 2006 12:51, Blogger Chad said...

Part 1: 30 minutes

Part 2: 1 hour, plus

... If these installments keep doubling in size, we're looking at quite possibly the biggest waste of film since The Thornbirds.

 
At 29 September, 2006 00:26, Blogger Alareth said...

... If these installments keep doubling in size, we're looking at quite possibly the biggest waste of film since The Thornbirds.

Better not say that loud enough for my mother or ex-wife to hear.

 

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