Monday, October 23, 2006

Loosers' Trip to Washington

Here's a report by one of the participants. Try not to giggle:

Dylan, Merc, and I headed for the church. We were told to wait for Father McGraw while he finished up a phone call. We were then invited in to a conference room where we set up the camera to interview him. He gave his account as usual but Merc was careful to phrase the questions to get him to repeat curious statements that he had made in the past. Father McGraw was a Department of Justice attorney for 5 years before he was ordained a priest just a few months before 9/11. He grew up in the Washington DC area. He remembered a plane that crashed into the 14th street bridge when he was a kid and he said his memory associated that with the pentagon crash. Despite all of this he has asserted that he wasnt aware that the big building that he saw got hit by a plane was the Pentagon! He re-asserted this lunacy to us when we asked him point blank. He definitely played the role of simpleton priest very well. Unfortunately his history doesnt jive with this since he was an attorney for the DOJ for 5 years and was only a priest for a few months before 9/11. Father Stephen McGraw is a prime candidate for a deep cover agent. What could possibly be a more cush job that would leave you plenty of time for clandestine covert operations than a priest? After the interview he sent us away with a medallion with the archangel Michael slaying the devil. How curiously fitting especially since he had no reason to know our position on 9/11. He blessed them for us in person. It was more than a bit spooky!


Hat Tip: Lying Dylan (in the comments).

16 Comments:

At 23 October, 2006 12:19, Blogger tym said...

This is how truly evil Father McGraw is

Yeah...real classy. Imply that the priest who responded to an emergency situation to comfort the dying is in on it.

I'd love to know what the curious statements he made were.

I highly doubt he denied it was actually the Pentagon. It seemed pretty clear that he was unfamiliar with the area and from ground level a few hundred feet away, it's hard to identify the Pentagon if you haven't seen it before in person.

Whoever wrote this is a special kind of retarded.

 
At 23 October, 2006 12:21, Blogger tym said...

Oh and this would explain the statue gift:

“Although this great evil was against His will, God was there attending to the dying with mercy and being close to the injured,” he said.

According to Father McGraw, the Vatican II document, “Gaudium et Spes,” explains that ever since the fall of Adam and Eve, all of human life is caught in the battle between good and evil. Most days, this spiritual battle goes on without anyone knowing. On days like Sept. 11, 2001, that battle breaks into the world where we see the effects.

“It was a tremendously dramatic moment, and yet all human life is dramatic,” he said. “It leads us to be sober and serious-minded in facing reality.”

 
At 23 October, 2006 12:45, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

Detailed layout of findings from the Eite Pentagon Research Team in DC Aug 2006.

The comedy continues but you gotta love that first sentence!

There are sooo many things to laugh at regarding this hard hiting "investigation".

I mean after a couple of years of crying about bringing the real criminals to justice this is all these douchebags have?
BROKEN LIGHT POLES WERE PLANTED?!

These ass hats are lost in the desert and any drop of water looks good to them.

 
At 23 October, 2006 12:50, Blogger default.xbe said...

Unfortunately his history doesnt jive with this since he was an attorney for the DOJ for 5 years and was only a priest for a few months before 9/11.

so what does the DoJ have to do witht he pentagon? lol

 
At 23 October, 2006 12:52, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

They are ALL IN ON IT!!!!!!!!
THOSE CHECKS WERE PHAT!!!

 
At 23 October, 2006 13:19, Blogger Dog Town said...

Despite all of this he has asserted that he wasnt aware that the big building that he saw got hit by a plane was the Pentagon

This is not as odd as it sounds. Most people think of the Pentagon, as that shot from the air. The one all news programs, show when talking about it. I remember the first time I saw it, I was like, nice wall of windows!

 
At 23 October, 2006 13:29, Blogger Rob said...

It's not just Father McGraw they have suspicions about. This about Pentagon crash witness Mike Walter, after remarking how polite and welcoming he was...
"The other side of the coin is that he may very well be an intelligence operative that was deep cover for the official story and was literally wooing us to keep tabs and soften the official account by befriending us and inviting us into his home."

Witness and Virginia Department of Transportation employee Madelyn Zackem:
"chalk that one up to sensationalizing on her part but of course we can never rule out the possibility that she is a plant."

About Lloyd the cab driver:
" At this point the notion that Lloyd was under some sort of mind-control or hypnosis on that day simply cannot be easily dismissed."

It might be quicker if they just list the people who aren't part of the plot.

 
At 23 October, 2006 13:45, Blogger tym said...

Plus the phot they include from much further back with a better perspective than Father McGraw would've had still doesn't really show it as a very identifiable building. It looks like a normal large office building.

Accusing the other people is pretty shameless too but I'm more annoyed that a guy who basically ran into a dangerous situation to try and give comfort to victims is being insulted so blatantly.

I wonder if these people would like to know what the nice unassuming film crew said to them. They clearly lied to most of these people to get interviews. I'm sure they'd love to find out the shit being talked about em.

 
At 23 October, 2006 14:00, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

Just remember, in the end we all have to live with ourselves, and that includes paranoid, false accusationing Dylan.

TAM

 
At 23 October, 2006 16:17, Blogger shawn said...

I've been to the Pentagon before, but when you come to it from eye level you can't tell it's the Pentagon (you don't see it as a five-sided figure except from the air).

 
At 23 October, 2006 17:39, Blogger roger_sq said...

Ah.... well that explains why they Dylan and the gang started sucking cock upon their return from DC.

They were hanging out with a priest! And a lawyer priest at that- I bet he can suck his own cock with a repertoire like that. That must be where Dylan learned to do it.

 
At 23 October, 2006 21:56, Blogger Simon Lazarus said...

The plane crash the priest was referring to, I believe, is the Air Florida crash in January 1982.

If anyone remembers, the plane took off from National (now Reagan National) with too much ice on its wings, and slammed into the bridge before plunging into the Potomac.

This proves, however, that the priest is a deep cover agent, of course. Who else would remember the details of one particular plane crash from so long ago?

(Oops! This means that I am a deep cover agent, too!)

 
At 24 October, 2006 06:32, Blogger PhilBiker said...

Why should I 'try not to giggle'? That quote is unbelievably stupid!

 
At 24 October, 2006 07:38, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

My sons favorite shape is a pentagon.
I think the government may have "gotten to him".

 
At 24 October, 2006 09:11, Blogger Alex said...

Roger, I know you're upset that your buddy Dylan dosn't want to "play" with you any more...but can't you go find some other blog to bitch about it on?

 
At 24 October, 2006 09:52, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

Roger;

While I appreciate your annoyance with Dylan, as I share it, I think you are letting the homophobe in you creep out a little too much.

TAM

 

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