Things You'll Never Hear a 9-11 Denier Say
David James at the JREF Forums came up with this idea for a thread, and it's still going strong with many humorous entries:
Gosh! Office fires really can get hot. Wow!
Metaphors, similes, and colloquialisms shouldn't be taken literally.
"When you put it that way, it does sound a little silly."
Let me put that quote into proper context.
Holy Crap! American Free Press is full of anti-semtic gibberish! Maybe I should stop using it as source material.
"Asking questions alone is meaningless. Here's my theory about what happened on 9/11."
I'm going with the simpler hypothesis.
Dear Mr. Structural Engineer...
And my personal favorite:
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you realize what an idiot you've been.