Not All Retards Are Truthers

Take this guy, please!

ONE MONTH from The Anniversary, I'm thinking another 9/11 would help America.

Because we have mislaid 9/11, we have endless sideshow squabbles about whether the surge is working, if we are "safer" now, whether the FBI should listen in on foreign phone calls, whether cops should detain odd-acting "flying imams," whether those plotting alleged attacks on Fort Dix or Kennedy airport are serious threats or amateur bumblers. We bicker over the trees while the forest is ablaze.

America's fabric is pulling apart like a cheap sweater.

What would sew us back together?

Another 9/11 attack.

Sorry, but that's wishful thinking (the part about how it would unite us again). And even if it did, is it worth the death and destruction and damage to the economy? I'll take the squabbling any day.