Jon's Excellent Campout
Jon posted about his experience at the Cindy Sheehan fest in Washington DC here. But being the snarky guy I am, I thought I'd go through Jon's photos and add my own commentary:
A pity that the day was cold and wet; I just wish I had been sleeping somewhere else that night. Oh, snap!
It was cold on Monday, and rained Monday night. Joshua, and Robby and maybe someone else, I don't remember, had guard duty for the camp on Monday night. The rest of us were taken to the church.
Ah, pity the souls who had "guard duty". I am sure they came up with some democratic way of giving Joshua and Robby the task.
Somebody suggested calling this "Stuck on Stupid," but I snorted and said, "Nobody thinks Cindy is stupid," and everybody agreed.
Yes, I am totally checking out the brunette with the coffee cup. I think she's doing the guy with the red and grey sweater, but she obviously doesn't love him. He's got a 'CD VO' armband which tells me he's a controlled demolition fan. I get the feeling she prefers guys who are into the family members:
The name I mentioned was 9/11 victim, and husband of Lorie Van Auken, Kenneth Van Auken.
So later that night, I'm snuggled up close to her in the church and I'm thinking, if if just gets a little colder I'll suggest that we join sleeping bags, but then I doze off and:
I was banished from the populated area because I am a BAD snorer.
But the next day she listened to my 9-11 rap. Unfortunately, the photographer made it look like there were only 3 people in the room:
I tried to tell him to make it look like there were at least four of us, but no luck. And then I got busted the next day. But I was thrilled on Monday when our people showed up in the courtroom:
All except for the hot brunette and her boyfriend. Crap, if the cops had just let me out on Saturday night I'm convinced I could have scored. She's a Lorie Van Auken groupie, just like me!