Monday, June 14, 2010

The Intro to Loose Change 5?

Any bets on how long before this gets worked into a conspiracy theory?

WASHINGTON — The United States has discovered nearly $1 trillion in untapped mineral deposits in Afghanistan, enough to fundamentally alter the Afghan economy and perhaps the Afghan war itself, according to senior American government officials.

The previously unknown deposits — including huge veins of iron, copper, cobalt, gold and critical industrial metals such as lithium — are so big and include so many minerals essential to modern industry that Afghanistan eventually could be transformed into one of the most important mining centers in the world, the U.S. officials believe.

OK, it took them a decade to even discover it, but the NWO is really, really patient.

41 Comments:

At 14 June, 2010 09:00, Anonymous Sword of Truth said...

Good for Afghanistan!

All they had before was opium. Almost nothing upon which to build a modern economy and a social and political system based on modern standards of human rights and freedoms (a system that necessarily excludes Jihad as a philosophy).

Now Afghanistan has something that can elevate themselves out of poverty and the stone age with.

Now if only we can help the people of Afghanistan achieve all this without @#$%ing it up.

 
At 14 June, 2010 09:24, Anonymous Spud1k said...

Cue Alex Jones claiming that he knew all along in 3... 2... 1...

 
At 14 June, 2010 10:02, Anonymous Sword of Truth said...

Yeah... cuz a trillion dollar mineral deposit is exactly the same as a gas pipeline. :-p

The same way jones did a throwaway line on his show in 2000 that predicted the wrong date, place and perpetrator yet he still claims he predicted 9/11.

 
At 14 June, 2010 10:28, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course this all assumes that the geologists at the Pentagon got things right. It's a long and not always happy trip from "there's lots of minerals" to "there are economically recoverable minerals which can be exported." There are places in the DR Congo with so much copper that the dirt is green but it's only now being mined because it was previously possible to get a railway in there. If the deposits were any further north than they are they still would be just sitting there.

This is hopeful news but only relative to the dreadfulness which has been coming out of that place.

 
At 14 June, 2010 15:04, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So while we`re over there chasing alqada, taliban, insurgents, people that hate our freedoms we stumble on some huge veins of iron, copper, cobalt, gold and critical industrial metals such as lithium. I guess the only thing thats impossible is a conspiracy.

 
At 14 June, 2010 15:54, Blogger Triterope said...

we stumble on some huge veins of iron, copper, cobalt, gold and critical industrial metals such as lithium.

Let's see: mountainous country, abysmal infrastructure, unstable government, unfriendly to outsiders, no economy to speak of. Gee whiz, I can't imagine why metallic resources would remain unexploited in a place like that. Sheesh, haven't you ever played Civilization?

 
At 14 June, 2010 16:42, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So it was laying on the ground on top of a mountain we were patrolling and some private seen a shiny rock?
Then the Lt. spotted some lithium as he was digging a foxhole. Yeah thats it.

 
At 14 June, 2010 17:36, Blogger Triterope said...

Hey, you should be happy. One of the metals they found was lithium.

 
At 14 June, 2010 18:03, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Triterope wrote, "...Hey, you should be happy. One of the metals they found was lithium."

LOL!

 
At 14 June, 2010 19:30, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So... the Pentagon admitted it was missing $2.3 trillion the day before 9/11? Then we invade Afghanistan and $1 trillion MAGICALLY appears in the mountains? How much more evidence of an inside job do you need?

 
At 14 June, 2010 19:32, Blogger Triterope said...

So... the Pentagon admitted it was missing $2.3 trillion the day before 9/11?

Jesus Goddamn Christ. What's next, "Hunt The Boeing"?

 
At 14 June, 2010 19:40, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The ArseHooligan's sock puppet scribbles, "...So... the Pentagon admitted it was missing $2.3 trillion the day before 9/11? Then we invade Afghanistan and $1 trillion MAGICALLY appears in the mountains? How much more evidence of an inside job do you need?"

Don't forget to take your lithium, nutter.

 
At 14 June, 2010 22:13, Blogger Billman said...

Pfft... it wasn't "Missing" 2.3 trillion. It was merely in transactions they "couldn't track" which happens a lot with military spending, and national security stuff.

Wake me up when this kind of thing is actual news.

Oh and, if it's so "smoking gun" then why on Earth would notoriously avoiding the press Rumsfeld just decide "ah fuck it. I'll spill the beans to a reporter." ?

Your brains are damaged.

 
At 15 June, 2010 05:19, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"OK, it took them a decade to even discover it, but the NWO is really, really patient."

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/06/no-the-military-didnt-just-discover-an-afghan-mineral-motherlode/

http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0614/discovery-afghan-riches-prowar-pr-scam/

Pat is a liar, and an idiot.

 
At 15 June, 2010 13:14, Anonymous Spud1k said...

I love how Anonymous took it upon himself to deconstruct Pat's sarcastic '10 years' comment but left the 'NWO' bit well alone. Easy to tell which sounds the more reasonable in the twoofer mentality.

 
At 16 June, 2010 05:31, Anonymous sock puppet all up in your face said...

Spud1k said...
I love how Anonymous took it upon himself to deconstruct Pat's sarcastic '10 years' comment but left the 'NWO' bit well alone. Easy to tell which sounds the more reasonable in the twoofer mentality.

I love how pat fails to mention that the pentagon has know about this mineral reserve since the 70s. Par for the course around here, fail on top of epic fail......

 
At 16 June, 2010 07:09, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Quote mining again, ArseHooligan?

Tell us, cretin, why did you omit the following paragraph?

"...Indeed, the Times report notes that the latest U.S. Geological Survey drew from those earlier Russian geological surveys. 'Armed with the old Russian charts, the United States Geological Survey began a series of aerial surveys of Afghanistan’s mineral resources in 2006, using advanced gravity and magnetic measuring equipment attached to an old Navy Orion P-3 aircraft that flew over about 70 percent of the country.'"

Source: Politico.com: Afghanistan's mineral find and the Washington clock (UPDATE).

Another "epic fail", "truther" scum.

And now, allow me to give you a conservative estimate of your IQ:


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At 16 June, 2010 07:20, Blogger GuitarBill said...

And here's the source:

"...Armed with the old Russian charts, the United States Geological Survey began a series of aerial surveys of Afghanistan’s mineral resources in 2006, using advanced gravity and magnetic measuring equipment attached to an old Navy Orion P-3 aircraft that flew over about 70 percent of the country."

Source: New York Times: U.S. Identifies Vast Mineral Riches in Afghanistan (page 2 of 2).

Have a nice day, ArseHooligan ("Have a nice day" is Californian for "Fuck You!")

 
At 16 June, 2010 07:26, Blogger GuitarBill said...

GuitarBill is my name, and reducing the "truthers" alleged "credibility" to ZERO, one jackass at a time is my game.

Now, go lick your wounds, ArseHooligan.

 
At 16 June, 2010 10:19, Anonymous Arhoolie Vanunu said...

George Foreman was literally obsessed with Muhammad Ali after he waxed him,whupped him and thoroughly exposed him.He couldn't sleep at night and lusted for a rematch.After the dust settled and George grew up and matured intot he great man he is,he admitted that Ali taught him the most valuable lesson of his life:that he was a punkass jerk who neede to grow up.

 
At 16 June, 2010 10:23, Blogger GuitarBill said...

That's right, ArseHooligan.

When caught quote mining, CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

Enjoy your plate of crow, loser.

 
At 17 June, 2010 01:28, Anonymous Anonymous said...

GuitarBill is my name, and reducing the "truthers" alleged "credibility" to ZERO, one jackass at a time is my game.


Haha got to wonder about you sometimes Bill. Youre obviously intelligent then you write the crap above. Are you smoking grass again?

 
At 17 June, 2010 07:25, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Anonymous scribbles, "...Haha got to wonder about you sometimes Bill. Youre obviously intelligent then you write the crap above. Are you smoking grass again?"

No, I don't do drugs.

I like to rub your nose in it--nothing more; nothing less.

%^)

Say hello to Steven Jones for me, and tell him I'm waiting for those "dust samples".

Have a nice day (You know the translation).

 
At 17 June, 2010 10:51, Anonymous Arhoolie Vanunu said...

How special,the insane and disheveled Fret Boy is the only guitar player west of the Mississippi who doesn't "do drugs".Yea,right Goober.Just like you're a big fan of Coltrain,right Dogboy?!

 
At 17 June, 2010 11:30, Blogger GuitarBill said...

That's right, ArseHooligan, CHANGE THE SUBJECT AGAIN.

So, when will you apologize for the repeated attempts to deceive us, scumbag?

Are you beginning to get a clue--you lying son-of-a-bitch?

Here, let me clue in, fuckface: Every time that you attempt to deceive us--you bastard--I WILL EXPOSE YOU AND YOUR UNDERHANDED DISSEMBLING TO THE LIGHT OF DAY.

Got it, scumbag?

Let's cut to the chase, fucker: I'm FED UP WITH YOUR NEVER ENDING LIES, DEFAMATION AND DISTORTIONS.

Got it, scumbag? Am I making myself clear, Pinocchio?

You made any ENEMY when you lied and defamed me, cocksucker, AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO PAY.

And it's a damned good thing that you live 3,000 miles to the east, because if I ever get my hand's on you--you pencil-necked poofter...

 
At 17 June, 2010 11:49, Anonymous Arhoolie Vanunu (waiting patiently) said...

As if it wasn't already obvious that the Wedding Hack was nuts.....If you're so rich,bring it on East and let's show you alittle bit of the Bronx,Yuppie Shitstain.Go for yours,I'm here.

 
At 17 June, 2010 12:28, Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Arhoolie Vanunu (waiting patiently) said...
As if it wasn't already obvious that the Wedding Hack was nuts.....If you're so rich,bring it on East and let's show you alittle bit of the Bronx,Yuppie Shitstain.Go for yours,I'm here."

Ummm.... what?

Do this make any sense to anyone?

 
At 17 June, 2010 13:31, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The ArseHolligan whimpers, "...If you're so rich,bring it on East and let's show you alittle bit of the Bronx,Yuppie Shitstain.Go for yours,I'm here."

The Bronx? I'll show you "the Bronx", motherfucker.

You mean "the Bronx"--the section of New York City that houses more poofters per cubic meter than any other location on Earth? You mean that "Bronx", tinkerbell?

You mean "the Bronx"--the same "Bronx" that considers an 8' x 10' plot of crab grass a yard?

You mean "the Bronx"--the same "Bronx" that collectively cried like a baby when Ed Koch took over for Judge Wapner?

You mean "the Bronx"--the same "Bronx" that considers a door with less than four locks a security hazard?

You mean "the Bronx"--the same "Bronx" that makes itself home to a surly population of speech impediment sporting grease balls who couldn't pronounce the letter 'r' to save their collective skin?

You mean that "Bronx", jizzmop?

'tard.

 
At 17 June, 2010 14:57, Blogger Billman said...

I play guitar also. I'm also west of the mississippi. And I have never done drugs.

Does that mean I just debunked a claim by Arhoolie?

 
At 17 June, 2010 15:35, Anonymous Sword of Truth said...

So... the Pentagon admitted it was missing $2.3 trillion the day before 9/11?

Others have already nailed you for lying about the money going missing. But now I'm going to explain to you how stupid you are by showing you what 2.3 trillion realy is.

2,300,000,000,000 dollars =

149,350 AH-64 Apache Helicopter Gunships
Actual US inventory: 740

76,666 F-15 Eagle Air Superiority Fighters
Actual US Inventory: 630

370,967 M1 Abrams Main Battle Tanks
Actual US Inventory: 6,000

821 Virginia Class Nuclear Attack Submarines
Actual US inventory: Six

191 Nimitz Class Aircraft Carriers + Complete Air Wings for each
Actual US Inventory: Nine

255 Columbia Class Space Shuttles
Actual number built: Six

287 Four Gigawatt Nuclear Power Plants
Actual US Inventory: 104 operating nuclear reactors (most of which are less than 1GW in capacity)

So you see, dumbass... 2.3 trillion dollars simply can't go missing. It's too bloody big to go missing.

You can steal a brick. You can steal a pickup truck full of bricks. But what you sub-moronic twoofers are claiming is that someone stole the entire gawddamn Great Pyramid of Cheops at Giza... and in your minds, no one noticed because of 9/11.

But by all means... please keep saying 2.3 trillion went missing. It's fun for us to make fun of how stupid you are.

 
At 17 June, 2010 16:50, Anonymous Arhoolie Vanunu said...

OK then,so when you coming East you Sick Yuppie Plonker? Bring it on,Mordechai.Your wife don't want you anywhere near her anymore and your children run out the side door when you stumble over for a visit,so we know you've got oodles of time on your tiny fake book hands.We'll meet at WeakRonald's bedsit,or better yet,we'll rendez-vous at Ground Zero and try and decipher Mark Roberts' goofy lisp.Your password is:"ExplodingRedPaintChipsFoundOnThe BrooklynBridge".Remember that,Bitchin' Surf Boob.I need advance notice because some Yankee tickets may be unavailable.

 
At 17 June, 2010 20:56, Blogger Billman said...

Columbia Class Space Shuttles

Challenger, OV-99 was actually the first one they started building.

Enterprise OV-100 was the first one they semi-completed for testing.

But I guess Columbia, OV-101 would be the first fully completed model...

Still, my point was going to be "Shouldn't they call them 'Challenger' class?"

 
At 17 June, 2010 23:48, Anonymous Sword of Truth said...

Billman - You're probably right. I assumed the class would be named after the first one to fly in space. In naval traditions, however, it's usually the first ship of the class to have its keel laid down.

But we shouldn't confuse Arhoolie with such minutiae until he can explain to the class how enough money to expand the shuttle program by more than 4,200% was able to just simply disappear without causing the apocalypse.

 
At 20 June, 2010 08:55, Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"But we shouldn't confuse Arhoolie with such minutiae until he can explain to the class how enough money to expand the shuttle program by more than 4,200% was able to just simply disappear without causing the apocalypse."

"But....but......but......

BOOOOOSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

 
At 20 June, 2010 16:06, Anonymous Arhoolie Vanunu,Defamer! said...

Are there better pissers,whiners and moaners than the Debunker Cult? Anwhere on Earth? Now,the Insane Yuppie Plonker who's apparently living in Troy's mom's basement and swigging way too much vodka,is claiming that he's been defamed? Defamed,HA HA you just couldn't make up dumber shit than that!! Ga hey Brofee,bring it on!

 
At 21 June, 2010 07:38, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Allow me to clue you in, fuck-face.

The ArseHooligan lies, "...Now,the Insane Yuppie Plonker who's apparently living in Troy's mom's basement and swigging way too much vodka..."

"vodka"???

I don't drink, asshole.

Now, what have you done, shit-for-brains?

You've made a false accusation without the benefit of evidence.

And that--cocksucker--IS DEFAMATION.

Got it--you no account, sub-literate hamburger flipper?

 
At 21 June, 2010 11:59, Anonymous Arhoolie Vanunukeski said...

You're a very disturbed individual,
Dogboy.Come to town and do something about it,OK big guy.We're here.WE clobber Yuppie Blowhards like you all day long.Bring it on,Lord of the Whines.Defamation,ha!! Bring your ex-wife,we'll defame her buttocks too.

 
At 21 June, 2010 13:27, Blogger GuitarBill said...

ArseHooligan the cowardly whines, "...WE clobber Yuppie Blowhards like you all day long."

So, you're going to "clobber" me?

And since you use the word "WE", it's fair to ask: You and what army, tinkerbell?

 
At 21 June, 2010 17:14, Anonymous Arhoolie Ruth said...

Correction:I will clobber your miserable butt up and down Broadway,tend to your wounds and STILL treat you to a Yankee game.Bring it on,Moaning Dogboy.

 
At 22 June, 2010 01:30, Blogger GuitarBill said...

The ArseHooligan rambles, "...Correction:I will clobber your miserable butt up and down Broadway..."

%^)

That sounds like another Freudian slip to me, tinkerbell.

 
At 24 June, 2010 13:12, Anonymous Arhoolie said...

If there's a bigger pussy on the internet than the ridiculous "GitFiddler" please let me know.What a jackoff.

 

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