Mr Deets Goes To Town
Dwain Deets, one of the geese in Gage's gaggle, has launched a site called 7 Problems with Building 7. It's about as bad as you might expect. Problem 1:
No plane struck the 47-story World Trade Center skyscraper (Building 7). More on no plane.
Ooooh, mysterious! No plane struck St. Nick's cathedral either. Or, you know, WTC 3, 4, 5, or 6. And it doesn't get better; check out #2:
No evidence of fires in Building 7 for the first 100 minutes after being struck by debris from Tower 1. (Yet fire from the debris is the official explanation for building collapse.)
No evidence? These retards continually refer to the eyewitness testimony about "explosions", but the minute we talk about WTC-7, suddenly they are not interested in what the firefighters saw.
Or #4:
No mainstream media covered the building collapse other than that first day, when Dan Rather said on network TV, "For the third time today, it's reminiscent of those pictures we've all seen too much... when a building was deliberately destroyed by well-placed dynamite to knock it down."
Key word in there: Reminiscent. As usual, the Troofers are unable to recognize analogies when they see them.
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posted by Pat @ 6:39 AM
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111 Comments:
"No mainstream media covered the building collapse" ?
Wha?
One of many media videos showing WTC7 collapsing has been re-run gazillions of times by moron troofers themselves.
How about the BBC Report that erroneously said Building 7 had collapsed, minutes before it did, used by the troofers as evidence of a worldwide conspiracy of media?
So item #6 is that the mysterious piece of metal wasn't in a report, and item #7 is that the mysterious piece of metal wasn't in some other report. Sheesh, after nine years you'd think these idiots could manage a list of 7 items without duplication.
Building 7 took 6.5 seconds to collapse?
Really? No kidding?
Then perhaps Dwain Deets can explain why 9 seconds elapsed between the collapse of the east penthouse, and the failure of the North parapet wall.
FACT: Building 7 didn't collapse in 6.5 seconds, as Dwain Deets would have us believe. On the contrary, building 7 collapsed in excess of 18 seconds.
Pat, Mr. Deets said "No evidence of fires in Building 7 for the first 100 minutes." Your response did not address the 100-minute issue, but only provided evidence of fires. Very sloppy.
Anon, Mr. Deets said "No mainstream media covered the building collapse other than that first day." Your comment did not address the first-day issue.
The psychopath dissembles, "...Anon, Mr. Deets said 'No mainstream media covered the building collapse other than that first day.' Your comment did not address the first-day issue."
No "mainstream media" covered the event?
Really? No kidding?
What's this, fucktard?
Source: BBC: 9/11 WTC7 NEW FOOTAGE..
Squirm, Brian, squirm--you weaselly little psychopath.
I guess the modifying clause "the first day" escaped your penetrating analysis, Madame Grammarian.
I guess "See Spot run" is as far as you got in school.
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Thanks for proving that you're brain dead, psychopath.
Did you watch the video, cretin?
Of course you didn't watch the video, because troofers have an aversion to evidence that proves they're wrong.
So tell us, dipshit, did the BBC make the documentary on 11 September 2001?
Go for it, 'tard; I can't wait to read your "reply".
Squirm, Brian, squirm--you weaselly little psychopath.
"Anonymous said...
Pat, Mr. Deets said "No evidence of fires in Building 7 for the first 100 minutes." Your response did not address the 100-minute issue, but only provided evidence of fires."
My goodness but you're stupid.
LL, no it's not me that's stupid for failing to distinguish between Deets's restricted time frame and an unrestricted one.
GutterBall, I didn't watch the video because it had nothing to do with the fact that Anon had misquoted Mr. Deets (and you did too). The fact that Mr. Deets was wrong has nothing to do with the fact that you both misquoted him by omitting the modifying clause "the first day".
Laurie Van Auken says it takes 400 hours just to finish 9/11 Kindergarten. You clowns are in 9/11 nursery school.
The psychopath dissembles, "...GutterBall, I didn't watch the video because it had nothing to do with the fact that Anon had misquoted Mr. Deets (and you did too)."
Lying again, scumbag?
I never quoted Deets--you nincompoop.
I noticed the graphics on the top right-hand side of the website.
Too stupid for words, aren't you, cretin?
"...The fact that Mr. Deets was wrong has nothing to do with the fact that you both misquoted him by omitting the modifying clause 'the first day'".
There you go again, giving your lies advance billing as "fact".
And I never quoted Deets--your lies to the contrary notwithstanding.
Do us a favor, cretin, eat shit and die.
The nincompoop for 9/11 troof dissembles, "...Laurie Van Auken says it takes 400 hours just to finish 9/11 Kindergarten. You clowns are in 9/11 nursery school."
Tell us about it, raging diaper.
You're right, prissy pedant, you didn't quote Deets. I got confused by the quotation marks in your paraphrase.
So Anon misquotes Deets, and you misparaphrased him, by leaving out the modifier "the first day".
"...You're right, prissy pedant, you didn't quote Deets. I got confused by the quotation marks in your paraphrase."
I didn't paraphrase him either--you fuckin' jackass.
Look at the graphic on the top right-hand side of the website.
"Seconds:
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 6.5"
Got it, shit-for-brains?
Oh, so "No 'mainstream media' covered the event?" was not a paraphrase of Deets?
We don't care, fucktard.
Clearly, you lied about the lack of coverage, as the video I linked proves beyond a doubt.
Go for it, shit-for-brains, lie to us again.
(Hold on for a minute, my daughter is showing me her latest crayon-based work of art ;)
I didn't lie about the lack of coverage. I didn't say there was a lack of coverage. Deets said there was a lack of coverage other than the first day. But Anon misquoted Deets and you misparaphrased him by claiming he said there was no coverage at all.
I just want to say that my word verification is "redus." Remember him? Good basestealer, back when that was a big part of the game.
Oh yes. Gary Redus.
The psychopath babbles, "...But Anon misquoted Deets and you misparaphrased him by claiming he said there was no coverage at all."
I didn't misparaphrase anyone--you fuckin' liar.
I quoted you directly.
Remember when you wrote this, jackass?
"...Anon, Mr. Deets said 'No mainstream media covered the building collapse other than that first day.' Your comment did not address the first-day issue."
Got it, nincompoop?
I'll bet a month's pay that you need instructions to breath.
I would take that bet if I thought you had the integrity to pay off, and if I thought your month's pay was worth bending over to pick up off the sidewalk.
You deny you wrote that paragraph, scat muncher?
What's this?
Source: SLC: Mr Deets Goes To Town.
Thus, you owe me $17,200.
Pay up, scumbag. Or are you a welcher?
GarbageBowl, your conflation of Deets's statement with the bet on instructions to breathe is utterly irrational, a meltdown worthy of a Craig Ranke.
You're a puddle onstage leaking out from under a poofy hairpiece, leaving only your TwittyBirds to carry on.
"...GarbageBowl, your conflation of Deets's statement with the bet on instructions to breathe is utterly irrational, a meltdown worthy of a Craig Ranke."
Are you taking gibberish lessons from the ArseHooligan?
"...You're a puddle onstage leaking out from under a poofy hairpiece, leaving only your TwittyBirds to carry on."
Yup, that confirms my suspicions.
What's next? Will you take up molesting Hammond organs in your leisure time?
So, where's the $17,200 you owe me, welcher?
Gibberish? I take it that poor reading comprehension scores motivated your mathematics studies.
I owe you? I take it that your poor logic skills torpedoed your career.
LL, no it's not me that's stupid for failing to distinguish between Deets's restricted time frame and an unrestricted one.
This is why we laugh at you, Brian. If this is the BEST you can do to "challenge" the facts of 9/11, it's obvious that there's no serious debate over what happened that day.
Laurie Van Auken says it takes 400 hours just to finish 9/11 Kindergarten. You clowns are in 9/11 nursery school.
Nobody cares about Laurie Van Auken.
The welching psychopath for 9/11 troof dissembles, "...Gibberish? I take it that poor reading comprehension scores motivated your mathematics studies."
It's not a matter of reading comprehension skills, welcher. It's a matter of you telling the truth and paying your fuckin' debts.
Cough it up, welcher.
"...I owe you? I take it that your poor logic skills torpedoed your career."
Yeah, my career is torpedoed, which explains why I make more money in a month than you make all year. And I guess that explains why you owe me $17,200, Mr. unemployed janitor.
Cough it up, weasel.
Let the record show that "Brian Good" is not only a lying psychopath, he's fuckin' welcher.
Pussy.
Silly girls!
Gutterball, I bet if I challenged you to meet me at midnight at the Statue of Our Lady of Peace you'd be dumb enough to do it, or too cowardly. Either way I win.
Are you a Catholic, "Brian"?
Don't forget to bring your rosary, because you'll need it.
Midnight PDT tonight: I'm in my bed. Gutterball is either a) wasting his time at the statue because he was baited to do so by an anonymous internet poster or b) sitting at home showing himself for the coward that he is.
I win either way.
How about next time Gage appears in the Bay Area you stand up and ask a devastating question, coward?
Like Kevin Barrett, Craig Ranke, and Willie Rodriguez, you make your own cause look bad.
I don't have a "cause", alter boy.
I'm a cat toying with a mouse.
Are you feeling lucky, shit stain?
Excuse me, but you're the one who claims he went to a Catholic university that, last time I checked, cost almost as much as Stanford.
Thanks for proving that ignorance is bliss.
There's no requirement that students must practice Catholicism in order to attend Santa Clara University.
Are you really that uninformed?
Are you feeling lucky, shit stain?
I didn't say anything about Catholicism. I mentioned the statue of Mary because it's the only landmark in Santa Clara of any note. Then you called me an altar boy. I don't take that from whoop-whoop-whoop-asses like you.
I'm a Texan, so I'm meaner than a rattlesnake. Mean and ornery is deeply embedded in my genes.
Thus, if you have a lick of sense in that empty head of yours, "Brian", you'll be careful who you call out "at midnight [to] the Statue of Our Lady of Peace."
Are you feeling lucky, shit stain?
If you were a mean-ass Texan you might have showed enough gumption to challenge Richard "nicest-guy-in-the-world" Gage in one of many opportunities to do so.
You're a coward, GutterBall, who won't even post under his real name in defense of the official story.
Why would I pay one red cent to attend a troofer bullshit fest? Make no mistake, I refuse to support Richard Gage and his "gang of of lazy, lying, despicable creeps."
That said, what happened to all that bravado, shit stain?
After all, you called me out. So are you man enough to back it up, tough guy?
Are you feeling lucky tonight, shit stain?
Laurie Van Auken rides the short bus to 9-11 school.
When you hand them their ass over and over and over all they can do is blurt out your tag every few days and PROVE that they've been housed and decimated!! "Git",I'm still waiting for you to showyour face and talk our smack where it really counts.What gives,jerkoff?
Gutterball, I bet if I challenged you to meet me at midnight at the Statue of Our Lady of Peace you'd be dumb enough to do it, or too cowardly. Either way I win.
So if you challenged Bill to do something, he'd either do it or not do it. And either way, you'd win. I see.
You know what really scares me? Brian thinks he's showing off his intellect when he says things like this.
"Arhoolie Vanunu said...
When you hand them their ass over and over and over all they can do is blurt out your tag every few days and PROVE that they've been housed and decimated!! "Git",I'm still waiting for you to showyour face and talk our smack where it really counts.What gives,jerkoff?"
The culture of the unknown rehearses the representational validity of history as such, but modern reinterpretation of the relationship between the culture of the unknown and the representational validity of history as such is sure to be widely imitated. A lengthy exploration of the relationship between the sublimation of the real and the fantasy of the unspoken is a crucial contribution to the field. The logic of the marginal is closely allied with the de-eroticization of narrative authenticity
The ArseHooligan, fugitive from justice, whines, "...When you hand them their ass over and over and over all they can do is blurt out your tag every few days and PROVE that they've been housed and decimated!! "Git",I'm still waiting for you to showyour face and talk our smack where it really counts.What gives,jerkoff?"
LOL!
"...decimated"?
Really? No kidding?
I suppose that explains why you and your troofer buddy, shit nozzle, are reduced to threats. There's nothing strange or unusual about that, I suppose.
Go play in the freeway, ArseHooligan.
"Key word in there: Reminiscent. As usual, the Troofers are unable to recognize analogies when they see them."
And, irony. Don't forget irony.
Oh, and perspective. Don't forget perspective.
Also, don't forget...goodness me, there's a lot of 'em ,eh?
For the benefit of Arseholie, and other like-minded individuals, I give you the following.
WALTING 101: A BRIEF GUIDE TO INDULGING IN YOUR FANTASIES ONLINE.
Introduction.
The world-wide web gives losers and failures across the globe (the 'Walter Mittys' amongst us) a great opportunity to embellish or reinvent their lives, allowing misfits and rejects the chance to pretend that they're not complete and utter wankers who - if they possessed an ounce of self-awareness - would throw themselves from the nearest cliff.
However, walting is a delicate art, and there's a clear risk that the online fantasist may end up inventing an obviously fake persona which real people will recognise as false, inviting ridicule in the process. The following rules are designed as guidance, so that sad-cases everywhere can Walt with confidence.
Walts of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose, but your virginity!
PART I: CHOOSING THE NEW YOU.
This requires a certain degree of common sense, but for those who lack it, here's some top tips.
(1) Don't say you're ex-special forces - Oh, pur-leeze. This has been done to death. The planet is full of run-down pubs, doss-houses, homeless shelters and libraries chock full of soap-dodgers who keep telling anyone who seems to listen that they were Green Berets in Vietnam/Iraq/Afghanistan etc. This is old news, and you make yourself look like more of an idiot if - like 'A Real Veteran' - you then claim that you can't talk about anything you did. If OPSEC is an issue, then why admit that you're ex-SF? A real operator wouldn't do this.
(2) Be realistic - If you have the typing skills of a chimp, you're going to have great difficulty convincing anyone that you're not an escaped mental patient. Walting is not for you, my friend. Schizophrenia is.
(3) Stick to one name - When you're online, if you post under multiple names (known as 'sock puppets'), it becomes blatantly obvious to everyone else online that you're reduced to inventing imaginary allies to back you up and support your BS. If you had the talent to create a range of different characters with distinct personas and styles of expression, you'd be a successful novelist or a screen-writer, and you wouldn't be reduced to telling lies about your life. But you're not, so leave the sock-puppets in the drawer.
PART II: DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
If you are going to assume a fake persona online, then your first step is to find out as much as possible about real, normal people doing the same job, and living the same lifestyle. This may be a challenge, given that it might involve leaving your parents' basement, but it's amazing how much you can do if you use the web for research, rather than masturbating over pornography. Take the following case-study.
(*) One day, a complete retard decided that he'd pass himself off as an Iraq Veteran on a website devoted to debunking the various retarded conspiracy theories surrounding 9/11. His intention was to claim (on a fabricated basis) the moral highground, so that he could accuse fellow posters of being 'chicken-hawks'. Unfortunately, aside from the fact that he claimed to be special forces (naturally), he also failed to check some basic facts about the US military on OIF, such as the length of the average combat tour. His claim to have served 36 months of consecutive operational duty therefore aroused ridicule, and he exposed himself as a fraud.
A second hazard comes from pretending that you've lived in a foreign country (which in fact you've never visited). In this case, using the internet to try and persuade others that (for example) you lived a wildly fulfiling and exciting life in Britain during the 1990s is a bit futile, if you can't rely on any local knowledge to back your stories up.
(*) Take the example of 'Arhoolie', who decided (in a stupid attempt to humiliate a fellow poster on 'Screw Loose Change') to claim that he'd lived in the UK for three years. In the process, he made the following mistakes:-
(1) 'Arhoolie' could not get his lies straight, and kept contradicting himself in every second post. First he stated that he'd lived in England in 1995, then in 1997. He claimed to have a 15 year old son (born in Southport - of all places - in 1995), and then changed the child into a daughter aged 8. If you're going to make stuff up, then at least make sure it's all consistent.
(2) Again, be realistic. 'Arhoolie' made grand claims about his life in the UK (which included regular partying in 'the West End' of London) without explaining how he was able to sustain such an extravagent lifestyle. You may not have a job in real life, but you may need to invent a source of income online if you're to substantiate your stories.
(3) Your information can be either outdated, or completely inaccurate. The one problem with making claims about living in a foreign country you've never visited is that you may find yourself encountering a citizen of said state. 'Arhoolie' quickly exposed himself as a Walt who's knowledge of life in the UK was based on watching Disney films. He also made dated references to life in the UK in the 1990s (claiming that the locals still listened to punk, that it was possible to fly to Amsterdam from Liverpool for £30) which were clearly based on superficial internet trawling. In this case, he quickly exposed himself as a walt.
PART III to follow, Walt. Watch this space.
Sackerfuffle in Ashes is coming along quite nicely on bass! The dewless,dimless,flightless and undoubtedly flavorless Sackdoily sure ran out of ideas along time ago didn't he? And get a load of the Git,puffed up and proud as a peacock,pretending he's some kind of tough guy from McPiffy's finest! Where's Shyte when you need him? PornBoy? My psych ward is on fire,where's the addled Debunker Cult now?! Better get your act together,Boyos,your barmy stylings won't go far in this shrieking pack of moldy barflies!
No "mainstream media" covered the event?Really? No kidding?What's this, fucktard? Source: BBC: 9/11 WTC7 NEW FOOTAGE This, fucktard, is your stupidity on display.
What did Deets say after Pat cherry picked his quote:
1. That the Mainstream Media was silent about the Building 7 collapse provides the backdrop for an occasional breaking of the silence beginning nearly eight years later.
2. GB, you don't understand the defition of mainstream media in the U.S. From WIKI so even you, GB, can comprehend: "The term mainstream media (MSM) denotes those media disseminated via the largest distribution channels, which therefore represent what the majority of media consumers are likely to encounter."
Does BBC America fit this definition, GB? From BBC America FAQ
"DIRECTV channel 264
DISH Network channel 135 If BBC AMERICA is not available in your area, please contact your local service provider and request the channel." So its on two satellites and some cable systems. Sorry, GB, BBC America doesn't fit that defition. Once again, this anyony hands you your ass.
Now compare news which is what Deets was referring to with a documentary which you linked to.
Documentary journalism, on the other hand, tend to tell more in-depth character-centered stories that provides a deeper understanding of an issue, which can only favor a more healthy public sphere.
Compared to news
The format typically involves two to three minute stories that rely on heavy narration written by a producer or reporter. It’s designed to capsulize a story in a punchy, attention-getting way, emotionally driving an issue home. It tends to contain the following traits (in contrast to documentary style journalism):1. Favors reporter-centered storytelling (rather than using characters’ voices.2. Narration drives the story (rather than action footage)
3. Engages short, emotional narration (rather than narration used to provide information in context)
4. Sensational (rather than thoughtful)
5. B-roll used to illustrate the narration–shooting to script (rather than making the video footage primary and narration secondary)Source: http://documentarytech.com/?p=519
1 a : a report of recent events b : previously unknown information. c: something having a specified influence or effect 2 a : material reported in a newspaper or news periodical or on a newscast b : matter that is newsworthy
3 : newscast
The point? You don't understand the difference between news and a documentary or the elapsed time between the event as news and the event as a documentary. You don't understand the definition of mainstream media. You do understand how to make a total dumbass out of yourself. You do understand that this anyony hands you your ass each time I have to correct your stupid uneducated comments. I would chalk this up to lying but your too stupid to even do that right.
You had better stick with your daughter's crayons as your intellect fits that activity quite nicely.
No "mainstream media" covered the event?Really? No kidding?What's this, fucktard? Source: BBC: 9/11 WTC7 NEW FOOTAGE This, fucktard, is your stupidity on display.
What did Deets say after Pat cherry picked his quote:
1. That the Mainstream Media was silent about the Building 7 collapse provides the backdrop for an occasional breaking of the silence beginning nearly eight years later.
2. GB, you don't understand the defition of mainstream media in the U.S. From WIKI so even you, GB, can comprehend: "The term mainstream media (MSM) denotes those media disseminated via the largest distribution channels, which therefore represent what the majority of media consumers are likely to encounter."
Does BBC America fit this definition, GB? NO! From BBC America FAQ
"DIRECTV channel 264
DISH Network channel 135 If BBC AMERICA is not available in your area, please contact your local service provider and request the channel." So its on two satellites and some cable systems. Sorry, GB, BBC America doesn't fit that defition.
Now compare news which is what Deets was referring to with a documentary which you linked to.
Documentary journalism, on the other hand, tend to tell more in-depth character-centered stories that provides a deeper understanding of an issue, which can only favor a more healthy public sphere.
Compared to news as defined by
dictionary.com
News-1 a : a report of recent events b : previously unknown information. c: something having a specified influence or effect 2 a : material reported in a newspaper or news periodical or on a newscast b : matter that is newsworthy
3 : newscast
The point? You don't understand the difference between news and a documentary or the elapsed time between the event as news and the event as a documentary. You don't understand the definition of mainstream media. You do understand how to make a total dumbass out of yourself. You do understand that this anyony hands you your ass each time I have to correct your stupid uneducated comments. I would chalk this up to lying but your too stupid to even do that right.
You had better stick with your daughter's crayons as your intellect fits that activity quite nicely.
No "mainstream media" covered the event?Really? No kidding?What's this, fucktard? Source: BBC: 9/11 WTC7 NEW FOOTAGE This, fucktard, is your stupidity on display.
What did Deets say after Pat cherry picked his quote:
That the Mainstream Media was silent about the Building 7 collapse provides the backdrop for an occasional breaking of the silence beginning nearly eight years later.
2. GB, you don't understand the defition of mainstream media in the U.S. From WIKI so even you, GB, can comprehend: "The term mainstream media (MSM) denotes those media disseminated via the largest distribution channels, which therefore represent what the majority of media consumers are likely to encounter."Does BBC America fit this definition, GB? NO! From BBC America FAQ
"DIRECTV channel 264
DISH Network channel 135 If BBC AMERICA is not available in your area, please contact your local service provider and request the channel." Now compare news which is what Deets was referring to with a documentary which you linked to.
Documentary journalism, on the other hand, tend to tell more in-depth character-centered stories that provides a deeper understanding of an issue, which can only favor a more healthy public sphere.
Compared to news as defined by
dictionary.com
News-1 a : a report of recent events b : previously unknown information. c: something having a specified influence or effect 2 a : material reported in a newspaper or news periodical or on a newscast b : matter that is newsworthy
3 : newscast
The point? You don't understand the difference between news and a documentary or the elapsed time between the event as news and the event as a documentary. You don't understand the definition of mainstream media. You do understand how to make a total dumbass out of yourself. You do understand that this anyony hands you your ass each time I have to correct your stupid uneducated comments. I would chalk this up to lying but your too stupid to even do that right. You had better stick with your daughter's crayons as your intellect fits that activity quite nicely.
^^^ You had to repeat that nonsense 3 times? I just searched Google News Archives for "Building 7" and got hundreds of hits from the month of September. Mostly from mainstream news organizations. Lesson: don't believe everything your cult leaders tell you.
^^^ I meant the month of September 2001, following the 11th.
Nice try, "Brian".
Can you say "crash and burn"?
BBC's programs, including Conspiracy Archives, are aired on local PBS stations across the US (Not to mention the internet).
That's mainstream media--you lying knob.
Now, go play in the freeway.
PART III: SUCCESSFUL WALTING.
So you're online, spinning some dits which you either hope will impress others online, or put them in your place. Here are some little tips to help avoid looking like a twat.
(1) Stay away from the military - Unless you've really prepped yourself up, and can drop in some jargon or slang in your posts, best avoid pretending to be a member of any armed force, unless it's a comparatively obscure one.
(2) Stick to the same story - You may be prone to memory loss because of substance abuse; that doesn't mean your audience is. If you're going to make up a story about your past, then at least get your 'facts' (dates, places etc) straight.
(3) Cyber-tourism is a bad idea - Never, ever claim to have spent time in a country or city you only know from internet searches. Chances are you may encounter someone who knows these places like the back of his/her hand, and they'll expose you for what you are. It also helps if your 'narrative' makes sense. For example, saying you visited the UK and spent time in Southport and New Cross makes about as much sense as claiming that you spent time in the USA, and chose to live in Camden NJ and Anchorage AK.
(4) Leave sex out of it - If you're reduced to talking about past wives/girlfriends/sexual conquests (e.g. a fake partner who was a dance student), it tells everyone online that you're not getting any, and - moreover - that you've never had any action.
(5) Stick to one on-line identity - Sockpuppetry is easy to detect on internet forums, and demonstrates your own insecurity and friendlessness. Avoid.
(6) If in doubt, disappear - If you get found out, don't rant like an alcoholic dropout (even if you happen to be one in real life). Just log out, and stay away.
That's all, losers. Just abide by the above, and have fun. Remember - this is the internet. You can be all you can be here.
...and up stepped the wackjobs to illustrate my point!! Also,the "Arhoolie on Hammond B-3",at 06:04 on July 20th was an imitator! Now,they're turning into acolytes!!! And what can you say about the Nutty Professor? His imperialist adventure amongst the depleted uranium crowd has obviously left him brain damaged and face first in the pachysandra! Oof!
Precious!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
S&A utterly destroys the ArseHooligan.
Good job, S&A.
ArseHooligan, you can't play a Hammond organ. After all, musicians understand music theory. It's part of the job, dingus.
So, when will you answer my question?
Question: C mixolydian mode represents which major scale?
And remember, ArseHooligan, all modes are scales, but not all scales are modes.
NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION--YOU LYING KNOB.
" If you get found out, don't rant like an alcoholic dropout..."
I think that was aimed at you, arsehoilo.
Question: C mixolydian mode represents which major scale?
G
You sad sold out clown..
shame on you - what happened to your soul?
The idiot scribbles, "...G"
Wrong! The answer is F major.
And you claim to have taken courses in music theory while attending "junior college"?
You should sue the "junior college" for malpractice.
No Brian Here of course which I understand why you, GB, might think that because you can't understand basic reading nor identify particular writing styles.
GB BBC's programs, including Conspiracy Archives, are aired on local PBS stations across the US (Not to mention the internet).
You mean July 6, 2008 on BBC Two, GB, when it was first aired??
7 years after the news worthy event, it aired on local PBS stations as a documentary, no doubt. You still don't understand the difference between NEWS and a documentary do you? Dam your really fucking stupid, Bill.
Check Deets original quote and you'll find exactly why your wrong yet again, as I've showed you yet again. The best way you can avoid me proving your wrong over and over again is to *drum roll* shut the fuck up.
Rub this off your face, and then please don't respond:
How can I watch BBC Two?
BBC Two is available for free to anyone who has access to digital TV - no subscription is required.
We broadcast daily on Freesat channel 102, Freeview channel 2, Sky Digital channel 102, Tiscali channel 2 and Virgin Media channel 102, as well as directly from the BBC Two website: just click the Watch Live tab above. From bbc two faq.
Seems your still confused on the meaning of mainstream media. BBC Two of course does not fit the definition of mainstream media in America. You fail yet again, GB. Again, stick the coloring book. Or better yet, the 9/11 Comic Book.
The lying psychopath dissembles, "...Seems your still confused on the meaning of mainstream media. BBC Two of course does not fit the definition of mainstream media in America. You fail yet again, GB. Again, stick the coloring book. Or better yet, the 9/11 Comic Book."
No, you're trying to pass off your opinion as "fact", scumbag.
Grab your ankles, psychopath, because you're about to be reamed again.
Here's the definition of mainstream media--you wanker:
Wikipedia wrote, "..The term mainstream media (MSM) denotes those media disseminated via the largest distribution channels, which therefore represent what the majority of media consumers are likely to encounter. The term also denotes those media generally reflective of the prevailing currents of thought, influence, or activity."
Source: Wikipedia: Mainstream media.
Here's the definition of Public Broadcasting:
Wikipedia wrote, "...The Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) is an American non-profit public broadcasting television service with 354 member TV stations in the United States which hold collective ownership.[2] However, its operations are largely funded by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting[citation needed]. Its headquarters are in Arlington, Virginia.
"PBS is the most prominent provider of programming to U.S. public television stations, distributing series such as PBS NewsHour, Masterpiece, and Frontline. Since the mid-2000s, Roper polls commissioned by PBS have consistently placed the service as America's most trusted national institution."
Source: Wikipedia: Public Broadcasting Service.
In addition, anyone can access the BBC Conspiracy Files via the internet at the following URL:
Source: BBC: BBC Conspiracy Files.
Shot down in flames again, psychopath.
Now, go play in the freeway, twit.
And don't forget to sue that JC for malpractice--you tiny-brained wiper of other people's buttocks.
You don't understand the definition of mainstream media in the U.S. From WIKI so even you, GB, can comprehend: "The term mainstream media (MSM) denotes those media disseminated via the largest distribution channels, which therefore represent what the majority of media consumers are likely to encounter."
Does BBC America fit this definition, GB?
Jeezus fucking Christ, that was so stupid it makes my head hurt. And after years of following 9-11 Truthers, I'm thoroughly desensitized to stupid. I don't even keep whiskey by the computer anymore.
For starters, you fucking tool, there is no official definition of "mainstream media." That you think you can prove who is and isn't MSM by citing Wikipedia is yet another example of your intellectual act fooling no one.
Yes, it's debatable whether BBC America is "mainstream media" or not. But more importantly, (a) the BBC does not lower its journalistic standards based on the viewership of an individual channel; (b) the idea that a film clip's use in a documentary somehow discredits it is pathologically stupid; (c) if you're going to declare BBC America "not mainstream media", you can't turn around and say that these things are mainstream media; and (d) you just made up these fucking rules anyway, so who cares?
Now compare news which is what Deets was referring to with a documentary which you linked to.
Oh really?
No mainstream media covered the building collapse other than that first day, when Dan Rather said on network TV
There is no requirement there, or on the linked page, that this MSM coverage of WTC7 has to be "news", as opposed to the twisted misunderstanding of journalistic terms you metastasized from 30 seconds of Googling.
Furthermore, mainstream media does not have to be hard news. Is CNN Presents not mainstream media? Is the Living section of your local paper not mainstream media? Is ESPN not mainstream media?
(By the way, don't answer those questions. They're meant to be rhetorical. Smarter people than you will understand what I'm getting at.)
Son,born in the great city of New York in 1995,daughter born in the great city of New York in 2002.Visited England thrice before moving there and living there from early 1997-late 1999.Lived in Southport,Merseyside for year and a half and West Ealing for a year and New Cross for two months.Tried to move to Holland,wife hated weather in Northern England/Europe (it's better with 300 sunny days a year here in the great state of New York!!!! Real ex-partner,was dance student for years in NYC (where we met) and at Laban Institute,near New Cross Road!!! Liverpool to Amsterdam,29 pounds return.YES.Indeed,matey!!! Couldn't always get that ticket,but got the 39 pound one often!!!! Easyjet,baby,Easyjet-we brought our own crisps!! I couldn't resist posting this.Please link a post by me that states otherwise.Thanks,best,Arhoolie Vanunu P.S. Try a sunny climate,your brain won't short circuit so often,Dogboy!!!!
Triterope wrote, "...I don't even keep whiskey by the computer anymore."
ROTFLMAO!
"Arhoolie Vanunu said...
Son,born in the great city of New York in 1995,daughter born in the great city of New York in 2002."
Arsehoolio, lying again.
This is beyond pathetic at this point.
GB...here we go again Bill your intellect astounds me. Let me educate you a tad bit. I'll just use dictionary.com. It seems you typed in "mainstream media" and the website didn't give you an official definition. And yet again, I have to point out why you, as a debunker, fail in reading comprehension. Lets break down the words "mainstream" and "media" and then we will combine them:
main·stream
–noun 1. the principal or dominant course
in our case, GB,
–adjective
3.belonging to or characteristic of a principal, dominant, or widely accepted group, movement
Hmmmm, GB, what do you think this group might be? Media!
the means of communication, as radio and television, newspapers, and magazines, that reach or influence people wide.
If you put the two words together, what do you get, Billy? Jesus, I feel like I'm talking to a 3rd grader who has been busted trying to cheat, lie, and squirm out of getting into trouble or in this case trying his hardest to prove he is correct in slamming a former Director for Aerospace Projects, NASA Dryden Flight Research Center.
The funny thing is, you and your title, uhh bill the guitar player, is trying his hardest to make Dweets,the "truther" look bad through: relying on a cherry picked sentence, failing to understand the definition of news versus a documentary, and finally stating that a neologism is not an official word because its defined at wikipedia! Please, Bill, give me more of your intellect as cannon fodder.
And now to the rest of you bs...
Sorry Trite, I guess that above post was to you.
Bill failed to show where the BBC documentary was shown nationwide on public television as news.
He did show that the documentary was shown 8 years later. Not quite the definition of mainstream media.
Considering this is a "conservative" blog, lets cite Conservapedia:
Some consider the mainstream media to consist of the following outlets:
Newspapers * The New York Times
* The Washington Post* The Boston Globe
* The Philadelphia Inquirer* The Atlanta Journal-Constitution * The Los Angeles Times* The San Francisco Chronicle* USA Today* The Wall Street Journal[2]* All major, standard-newspaper-format dailies that have existed since before the Fairness Doctrine repeal. News Syndication Agencies * Associated Press * United Press International* Reuters
Television* CBS* NBC* ABC* National Public Radio* Public Broadcasting Service* The Cable News Network* Fox News
Interesting there...BBC in any form is not listed. But Billy will shout, "There is PBS! See, Deets was wrong, he lied, blah,blah." And then I would say, Billy, each PBS station is independenly owned and operated, therefore, just because a documentary aired 8 years after a news worthy event took place, was aired on at least one PBS station, does not mean it was aired on all of them.
Then again, shit tards, you fail at reading comprehension. Deets identifies the examples on his page as "Media" outlets, not mainstream media outlets. He also notes that most of those outlets were outside the U.S., disqualifying them as "mainstream media" outlets.
Now, what you could do is show that U.S. mainstream media outlets did cover the collapse of WTC 7 a few days after the event, then you might have something. Why "days" you say? Because of the title of the segment your attacking. Again, reading comprehension.
Oh, and the platter I'm holding....has your ass on it.
"...Oh, and the platter I'm holding....has your ass on it."
Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back, 'tard.
Again, your vain attempt to elevate worthless opinion to the realm of "fact" fails by every standard.
For example, the following points are indisputable, because the matter has already been settled: [1] the BBC is mainstream media; [2] PBS is mainstream media; [3] the internet is mainstream media, and the overwhelming popularity of the aforementioned media outlets brings the lie to your specious argument.
"...Bill failed to show where the BBC documentary was shown nationwide on public television as news."
False. That's a bald-faced lie. The BBC Conspiracy Files documentary was seen by millions of people worldwide--via the internet and cable television--your petty, condescending prattle notwithstanding.
After wading through your turgid prose, moreover, it's clear, to me at least, that you value condescension over facts. After all, you sound like Uncle Fetzer on crack--and that's hardly a compliment.
If you honestly believe that an obtuse, demented, 100% fact-free, condescension-filled screed trumps cold, hard reality, you're as crazy as you are dishonest and malevolent.
That said, wouldn't you agree that it's fair to say that the time you dedicate to this idiotic prattle is better spent on your favorite pastime--molestation of feckless, adolescent boys?
The psychopath dissembles, "...Considering this is a 'conservative' blog, lets cite Conservapedia...Some consider the mainstream media to consist of the following outlets...National Public Radio* Public Broadcasting Service* (PBS --ed) The Cable News Network..."
Thanks for proving my point, liar.
Care to make an @$$ of yourself again, cretin?
'Son,born in the great city of New York in 1995,daughter born in the great city of New York in 2002.'
That's funny, Arseholie. On this thread you said your boy was born over here, in Southport:
https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27396589&postID=5971462750759912988&page=1&token=1274392183760_AIe9_BHiNymD3_kblnhC8Xiv9cr_F44oGU6jw2YvL45khEyc_0aCyPydfKlqm5hDZy3t3g7Aywkvz8tlG4N9CvxiVUiIXJ75TOK38W4tmXNtjSl8tLyantvrVLqs7o7V_fMe79zN5kl6QQskMgqS73nld79GOeCqUvuQHvYmB8V3p_zUqHXcAOpfdtVvlj4HLrcU2yaUMf4CVgFVW626yHErXrdxVeTGBz6Jy-T18-2IvqTJlFcAhlgoP9Os63z_LvF8g9vC6xXA
Yo psychopath,
Grab your ankles, cretin.
What's this?
Source: Fox News: Richard Gage on KMPH Fox 26 in Fresno, CA.
Now, go fuck yourself.
Yo psychopath,
What's this?
Source: 970 AM KNUU Radio: Richard Gage on 970 KNUU Radio Las Vegas - March 2010 - Part 1/5.
Yo psychopath,
What's this?
Source: CBC: Richard Gage on CBC .
Yo psychopath,
What's this?
Source: Richard Gage, AIA on CBS affiliate WBZ News Radio 1030 (Boston), 03.03.2010.
Yo psychopath,
What's this?
Source: Coast To Coast AM: Richard Gage on Coast To Coast AM - 6/9/09 1/12.
Yo Anonymous,
What's this?
Source: The Standard: An Inside Job? 1/2.
Ah,the Nutty Professor,out on his feet and about to take the final shot to the head.Maybe the nine dumbasses at the Debunker Cult'll fall for your non-link.Probably.As usual,Moldboy,you've been utterly decimated and exposed for all the world to see that you are a World Class Asshole who lives to defend fascist Imperialist scumbags who drop depleted uranium bombs on babies every day of your miserable life! Let's have a debate at Heathrow Airport this winter.If you got the balls.That means you've got some serious boning up to do regarding the reams of evidence built up by the people you are so shit scared of! Get on it,Tiger.
The ArseHooligan, fugitive from justice, dissembles, "...Ah,the Nutty Professor,out on his feet and about to take the final shot to the head.Maybe the nine dumbasses at the Debunker Cult'll fall for your non-link.Probably.As usual,Moldboy,you've been utterly decimated and exposed for all the world to see that you are a World Class Asshole who lives to defend fascist Imperialist scumbags who drop depleted uranium bombs on babies every day of your miserable life...[blah][blah][blah]."
What's this, ArseHooligan?
The ArseHooligan wrote, "...Your slip is showing Sir Moldy.If you ask nicely I'll send you photos of me and my baby son in Southport circa 1995!! Now it's time for your spotted dick,run along now Tiger!"
Source: SLC: The ArseHooligan lying like rug.
BUSTED!
What were you saying about "decimated and exposed"--you God damned liar?
I shouldn't waste my fingers on this utter shite,but how does "...photos of me and my son IN Southport circa 1995" become "my son was BORN in Southport in 1995"? You guys are less than weasels and truly out of your gourds.That's OK,it's now plain to,any thinking person what you're all about! Way to head right off the cliff with the Nutty Professor.Game,set,match.Another crushing blow to the fragile intellectual scaffolding of the insane Debunker Cult.Best,Arhoolie. P.S. A fond farewell to St.Vincent's Hospital in Greenwich Village,NYC,and it's fine and loving staff who delivered both of my awesome children!! R.I.P. No money from the Feds to bail it out,that money's all with Geithner's Posse and the tragic,vicious creeps carrying out the truly insane endeavor in Afghanistan!
ArseHooligan--you coward--when will you return to this thread and answer my questions?
Go for it, ArseHooligan. I double-dare you.
Prove to the World that you have a pair--you wussy.
Walt, you're stories keep changing with every comment you (laboriously) type. So you're now saying that you were in Southport in 1995, but it was just for a flying visit.
What attracted you to this fine 'burb, in the first place, Arseholie? Was it the long expanse of sandy beaches? The fine spas? The company of the international jet set that flock to the metropolis of Merseyside? Its world-renowned cultural scene?
Incidentally, I'm also impressed to see that your 'girlfriend' - the 'dance student' who spent a 'few months' in the Laban Institute (now just a mere eight weeks by your latest account) - has changed nationality. She seems to be a fellow American and a New Yorker in this thread, but in previous versions she's been a Brit (complete with a sister in New Cross and a 'hash smokin' boyfriend').
She's also described by you as the 'mother of our two children' in your earlier threads, but as an 'ex-partner'. Does Mrs Arseholie realise that you were having a bit of action on the side, or are wife, ex-girlfriend and kids just a fragment of your diseased imagination?
PS: I don't see the need to debate Iraq with some wanker who tried to pose as 'A Real Veteran'.
Bill!!! Thank you for listing those stations that covered WTC 7...years after the event.
Go back you stupid fuck and look at exactly what you orginal attacked....
No "mainstream media" covered the event?
One your cherry picking shows that you ignored or unaware of the time frame that Deet's was referring to.
You proved Deets right again! You failed to show any coverage of WTC 7 days after the event.
Deets-That the Mainstream Media was silent about the Building 7 collapse provides the backdrop for an occasional breaking of the silence beginning nearly eight years later.
So dumb fuck, those links you posted from Deet's post shows that the silence was broken nearly 8 years later. Thanks for proving his point yet again.
So the internet is now mainstream media? LOL. No the internet is a system of computers that are linked around the globe via various technologies. There are mainstream media outlets that posted web pages for people to read...and there are alternative to MSM outlets that post web pages for people to read.
I've explained to you once using Wiki, that there has to be a majority of people that watch the news on a particular outlet for it to be considered mainstream. Here is some data to suck on instead of offering an opinion statement. This of course doesn't even cover over the air network news programs...
Cable News Ratings: Top 30 Programs In Q1 2010 (PHOTOS)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/31/cable-news-ratings-top-30_n_519737.html#s77273
Do me a favor and go through that and find the BBC or even BBC America which is more relevant and PBS.
What did you find, Billy? I'll tell you, your stupidity again. Or better yet, prove me wrong and find the Nielsen ratings from Sep. Oct. Nov. 2001 and show me where the BBC and PBS ratings stand. Fetch boy!
Poor saps are beyond insane!! Lying on the ground,muttering about God-knows-what,after having your head fractured,hardly constitutes a sane rebuttal,but this is the Debunker Cult,after all!! Raising desperation to new heights,the nutjobs fly their freak flag high...HIGH...HIGH!!!!!!!!! That's OK,you've been utterly destroyed.The Brits are the nuttiest bunch of crazy white fucks on the planet,so thanks for illustrating it thoroughly for your nine fellow cult wackjobs (with the able assistance of the Insane Fretboy)! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!
The psychopath whines, "...What did you find, Billy? I'll tell you, your stupidity again. Or better yet, prove me wrong and find the Nielsen ratings from Sep. Oct. Nov. 2001 and show me where the BBC and PBS ratings stand. Fetch boy!"
Do you have a point you'd like to make?
How is any of this relevant?
The only thing you've proven is that you're a pedantic pinhead.
So what's your point, pinhead?
And why do you conveniently overlook the videos from mainstream media that feature Gage and his insane ideas?
Another example of your extremely dishonest style of "debate", I presume?
(And don't lecture on the subject of the internet--you conceited jackass. I've forgotten more about the internet than you'll ever know. And your demonstrated inability to answer my Google database and UNIX shell questions are proof positive of that assertion).
Anonymous, what the fuck did I just say?
(a) the BBC does not lower its journalistic standards based on the viewership of an individual channel; (b) the idea that a film clip's use in a documentary somehow discredits it is pathologically stupid; (c) if you're going to declare BBC America "not mainstream media", you can't turn around and say that these things are mainstream media; and (d) you just made up these fucking rules anyway, so who cares?
Oh, and I didn't re-post the link for item (c) because Deets deleted the page it linked to. Clearly he understood the logical flaw I pointed out in that item. Maybe you can ask him to explain it to you.
Oh, and the platter I'm holding....has your ass on it.
Yeah, it's called a "toilet seat." One finger, circular motion, please.
But let's move this discussion into a more productive area.
I would to ask all you 9-11 Truthers, Anyonmous, Dwain Deets (since I know you're reading this) -- a very simple question.
Are you ready? Here it is.
What makes WTC7 newsworthy?
'Poor saps are beyond insane!! Lying on the ground,muttering about God-knows-what,after having your head fractured,hardly constitutes a sane rebuttal,but this is the Debunker Cult,after all!! Raising desperation to new heights,the nutjobs fly their freak flag high...HIGH...HIGH!!!!!!!!! That's OK,you've been utterly destroyed.The Brits are the nuttiest bunch of crazy white fucks on the planet,so thanks for illustrating it thoroughly for your nine fellow cult wackjobs (with the able assistance of the Insane Fretboy)! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa'
I'm sorry, Walt. I'm just asking for clarification. Is Ms Dancing Girl your ex, or is she the mother of your two kids, as you claimed earlier? If it's the latter, did Mrs Arseholie mind the fact that you were screwing this wench behind her back (going by your dates, your daughter was born in 2002, and I guess from your time-line that you and Mrs Arseholie had tied the knot before 1999-2000, which is when I think you had your short stay in Holland).
Can you clarify all this, or are you going to either (1) type another chemically-enhanced rant or (2) admit that both your love interests and your children are made up, and you're a sad little piece of shit reduced to inventing fake stories suggesting that you can actually have sex with someone without using rohypnol?
Triterope wrote, "...Yeah, it's called a 'toilet seat.' One finger, circular motion, please."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ROTFLMAO!
So Deets deleted the page. Why am I not surprised?
Good work, Triterope.
This comment has been removed by the author.
I later discovered that he just renamed it without including a link from the old URL.
The opening argument for problem #4 is now this. The page linked above is now at a new address here.
There's wackjobs and then there's the Nutty Professor! You're a sick fuck,Dogboy.Get a life.
Honestly,boobs,has there ever been a more obsequious,sick and obsessively demented deconstruction of nothing ever carried out on any blog anywhere? Talk about sociopathic inanity.I know this is the Debunker Cult and it's full of mentally ill dipsomaniacs and animals dropping their children on their heads at Little League games plus Nico Haupt,but this is beyond pitiful.I mean,this is Exhibit A of why mold is a BIG problem when combined with a heavy drinks schedule.The Insane Chappie's probably suing the British social services for his exposure to depleted uranium as we speak! Crikey!
deconstruction of nothing
You know, I think that's the most lucid thing you've ever said. Not that it has a lot of competition, but "deconstruction of nothing" is a rather nice phrase for what we do here.
'There's wackjobs and then there's the Nutty Professor! You're a sick fuck,Dogboy.Get a life.'
Walt is telling me to 'get a life'? The man who posed as an OIF veteran, and who's concocted his own bogus family, is calling me a 'sick fuck'?
Go away and romance Mrs Palm and her five daughters, you shitstain. And think about your imaginary dancer girlfriend when you do so.
Thanks again,Arch,for illustrating the fact that I've kicked your sorry butt up and down your home pitch,turned you into a trembling,apoplectic wreck and relegated you to the brine shack,where you blurt out,well what else,jerking off jokes! Oh well,by their truly hapless desperation shall we know them!! Anything on Shaffer? Yet? Keep plugging,Dogboy!!
'Thanks again,Arch,for illustrating the fact that I've kicked your sorry butt up and down your home pitch,'
Remind me when this was again. 1995? 1997?
'turned you into a trembling,apoplectic wreck'
Apoplectic? Do you think I'm upset by the fact that you've been reduced to inventing a fake family and exes, in a vain attempt to convince yourself that someone actually gives a fuck about your sorry self?
'and relegated you to the brine shack,where you blurt out,well what else,jerking off jokes!'
Talking of 'jokes', Walt, I think your fantasising here is an absolute hoot. It makes Jesse MacBeth and Delmart Vreeland look normal.
'Oh well,by their truly hapless desperation shall we know them!! Anything on Shaffer? Yet?'
Yeah, how does he explain the ease in which Mohamed Atta can travel through time and space? Was he using the same time-travel technology that you used for your trips to the UK and Holland in the 1990s?
PS: I'll raise you Rigi for Shaffer. Got any evidence on his links with the CIA yet?
Pathetic,Sackpiffle,just plain ridiculous.Good luck,because you're really going to need it.Best,Arhoolie
At least my nearest and dearest are real people, Walt.
Thanks once again,Sackrubbish,for illustrating the fact that you've taken such a drubbing you've sailed off the port side of your drinks dinghy! I'll let you know when my autobiography is being published! Happily,I can send you an autographed copy!Which New Cross dive should I send it to?
The ArseHooligan, fugitive from justice, whines, "...I'll let you know when my autobiography is being published!"
Tell us, ArseHooligan, what's the title of your autobiography, Autobiography of a Dildo?
No,that's your wife's new toy,though.
Isn't it touching how the cult sticks together and tries to prop up their fwllow losers? Without the "Git",Sackdoily is alone on a raft of Pimm's Cup!! Awww.
Tell us, ArseHooligan, what's the title of your autobiography, Autobiography of a Dildo?
Oh, that's an easy one: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.
I guess that's an "old-school" insult there,Dogboy! If you send me your address,maybe I'll send you a vial of my sweat!
If you send me your address,maybe I'll send you a vial of my sweat!
Sure. Just send that to Department of Homeland Security, Suspicious Packages Division, Washington, DC 20528. Be sure to include a current return address.
'let you know when my autobiography is being published!'
Publishers don't print manuscripts written in crayon, Walt. And you can't use 'Diary of a Nobody', 'The Secret Life of Walter Mitty' or 'My Shit Life So Far'. They've all been taken.
'Happily,I can send you an autographed copy!'
Signed by 'A. Cunt'?
'Which New Cross dive should I send it to?'
You could try mailing it to the address where you lived with your dancer girlfriend (or was it your wife) for two months (or was it more) in 1995 (or was it 1997, or 1998?).
Talk about tearing a guy thirt six new assholes! Get the Moldy barfly to a surgeon immediately,his ass is chapped!
Talk about tearing a guy thirt six new assholes! Get the Moldy barfly to a surgeon immediately,his ass is chapped!
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