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Screw Loose News Service 16 September, 2006
Provo, Utah
Suspended Brigham Young University Professor Steven Jones announced today that his recent discovery of oxygen at the site of the World Trade Center collapse proves that the towers were brought down, not by the aircraft collision ands subsequent fires, but by supernano-thermate explosives.
"I found high levels of oxygen in the air" Professor Jones explained, "In excess of 20%". "It is common knowledge that thermite is made up of both ferric oxide and aluminum oxide, both of which have oxygen in abundance. This is the only reasonable explanation for this find." The BYU Physics professor later conceded that it was possible, although "extremely unlikely" that this oxygen came from other sources. According to Jones, the air sample was taken at the site of one of the two towers by an anonymous contributer. "I am hoping to get a sample from the other tower", he added.
"NIST (the National Institute of Standards and Technology) didn't even address the issue of oxygen levels in their report." He continued, "This is just another sign of the coverup by them and the international banking cartels. If they had carried out the same kind of careful research and observation that I have, when I did my cold fusion research, then Paul Wolfowitz and Richard Perle would be in jail by now.
Later, when asked by a reporter to explain how thermite is used in building demolitions, Jones pointed to a science fiction novel from 1957 that he found in the Provo Public Library. "It has to be thermite", he was heard muttering to himself as he wandered off.
posted by James B. @ 10:13 AM
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14 Comments:
Now that would be an awesome side blog. A parody called "Screw Loose News"...just a thought.
TAM
Actually I need to be careful, these guys are so bizarre, that people may think I am serious.
This PROVES that it was an implosion.
My theory is that after a fake airplane didn't hit the first WTC tower, President Bush dispatched VP Cheney to New York (or maybe it was his evil twin?) to coat both towers with BETTY CROCKER PANCAKE MIX - after all, oxygen found on the metal from the towers explains this.
We know that VP Cheney has eaten pancakes in the past - this means he has ties to the all-important and all-evil US pancake industry, such as BETTY CROCKER, HALLICROCKER, and other evil bastions of capitalism exploitation.
Once Cheney coated the towers with pancake batter, he used psychoanalytical thought to beam the image of a second plane into the second tower. Using mind bending to convince those in tower 2 to "light some fires to cook them pancakes," he helped to start an inferno which covered for him and his BLACK OPS team, known as "Wafflehouse 386," to sneak into the towers, unseen by thousands of fleeing civilians and firefighters, and plant explosives which brought down both buildings.
Incredible theory, no? Then again, maybe I am Dylan Avery and made the whole thing up. I can do that, you know.
Remember guys, the EPA and FEMA were all over ground zero and also Con Ed teams had testing equipment to test air samples. We'll see if his source is one of the above and I feel that's most likely where he's getting the info from.
But Jone's thermite theory is the ONLY thing that can explain molten metal found in the basement of all 3 building collapse and there is NASA satellite evidence to back this up. As of yet, no official story spinner has come up with a logical explanation why there is motel metal in the area.
But let's use our minds for a minute; There was no time to 'prepare' these building for conventional demolitions like taking out concrete reinforced steel at the basements or any other place in the buildings. It would have simply been to obvious that 'someone' was preparing these building to fall. So the solution in this case was to plant thermite charges throughout the building and the smoky fires above provided cover for ignition of the thermite throughout the aftermath of the plane impacts. When the basement substructure was sufficiently 'prepared' the top to bottom explosive devices did their trick and the buildings then collapsed.
so given no building has ever been brought down with Thermite, and hence no previous example to go by, how did they determine where, and how many of these magical, Horizontally acting Thermite charges?
TAM
Look liitle Natziboy jumped befor thinking! AGAIN!
FLMAO!!!!!
Okay! You got me :( But I guess since the [Air Issue] has been in the news so much lately and the resulting government cover-up just exposed, the "news" clip fits well with what's really happening.
so given no building has ever been brought down with Thermite, and hence no previous example to go by, how did they determine where, and how many of these magical, Horizontally acting Thermite charges?
Since fuel fires never magically bought down a building either, I guess it wouldn't be a stretch to figure out where to put the thermite.
Reposting NESYNC's earlier comment, just in case he has enough self-awareness left to edit it so he doesn't look quite as stupid:
Remember guys, the EPA and FEMA were all over ground zero and also Con Ed teams had testing equipment to test air samples. We'll see if his source is one of the above and I feel that's most likely where he's getting the info from.
But Jone's thermite theory is the ONLY thing that can explain molten metal found in the basement of all 3 building collapse and there is NASA satellite evidence to back this up. As of yet, no official story spinner has come up with a logical explanation why there is motel metal in the area.
But let's use our minds for a minute; There was no time to 'prepare' these building for conventional demolitions like taking out concrete reinforced steel at the basements or any other place in the buildings. It would have simply been to obvious that 'someone' was preparing these building to fall. So the solution in this case was to plant thermite charges throughout the building and the smoky fires above provided cover for ignition of the thermite throughout the aftermath of the plane impacts. When the basement substructure was sufficiently 'prepared' the top to bottom explosive devices did their trick and the buildings then collapsed.
I especially love the "let's use our minds for a minute" line. If NesNYC had used his mind for a second, he would have seen this blog entry for the obvious parody it was.
I'm sure there were elevated levels of carbon dioxide in the air around GZ too. Maybe global warming brought down the towers.
Nesnyc gets his oh no big bad FEMA nonsense from the video game Deus Ex.
I would like to see analysis of the strontium levels at the sites of other building collapses, etc... to see if 1000 ppm is considered abnormal under said conditions.
TAM
Like, hey man, we need all that o2 there, man!
Like so many of my ct cronies are a waste of oxygen.
Did I tell you I met Jason on e-harmony.
Loose Change, video game coming soon. Extra points for doing your ownb research and then ignoring it.
Nessie. I see you pussied out yet again on showing your face at Ground Zero.
Way to get the truth out.
Explain again how thermite burns for months on end?
Okay! You got me :( But I guess since the [Air Issue] has been in the news so much lately and the resulting government cover-up just exposed, the "news" clip fits well with what's really happening.
No guessing required Nazinyc. Your truly spectacular fall should be a clear indication to you of the idiotic nonsense you're willing to believe, as long as it's used to back up your point of view. It shows that you don't take the least bit of time to actually analyze what you read - you simply assess it as either "agrees with me" or "disagrees with me", and then proceed to either defend or attack it depending on which category you've slotted it into. The actual details or facts contained in the argument are irrelevant to you.
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