Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Screw Loose Change Special Assignment Correspondent Wanted

This Saturday Judy "Death Star" Wood and Morgan "No Planes" Reynolds are giving a speech in Seattle (Ballard specifically). To my great dismay I am already obligated to be out of town this weekend though. I would like to go, if for nothing else then to get Dr. Wood to autograph a box of Keebler cookies for me.







If there are any Seattle debunkers out there who can go, it would be great to get some non-moonbat coverage of what is sure to be an entertaining evening. In return for some coverage I might even be able to comp you the $10 admission fee from my New World Order slush fund. Bonus points if you dress up in a Darth Vader costume (it is the weekend before Halloween after all) and ask Wood, "What have you done with the plans you stole from the Death Star?"

19 Comments:

At 25 October, 2006 13:40, Blogger CHF said...

Well I can't do it - I'm in Toronto.

But I suggest that anyone who does go should stand up and suggest that the Tree Lady and Mr No Planes run for elected office.

The twoofers think they have massive public support so I'd be interested in how a gathering of them would respond to such a suggestion.

 
At 25 October, 2006 13:41, Blogger Triterope said...

The link you gave only works in MSIE. Here are links to other versions of the information:

Powerpoint version
DOC version

 
At 25 October, 2006 15:38, Blogger Stevew said...

Whats really amazing is that they have the guts to spew their BS in public. I guess they feel safe in a church. I wonder how many fools will come to see them, let alone pay 10 clams

 
At 25 October, 2006 15:42, Blogger wholesomedick said...

Is there a reason why you guys aren't jumping in on this discussion?

http://blogs.zmag.org/node/2779

 
At 25 October, 2006 15:45, Blogger James B. said...

Well I would pay $10, purely for the entertainment value, kind of like watching Mystery Science Theater 3000....

Plus, then I could make fun of them for months.

 
At 25 October, 2006 16:45, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a reason why you guys aren't jumping in on this discussion?

http://blogs.zmag.org/node/2779


I was afraid to look, but it turned out to be a pretty nice smackdown from Noam.

 
At 25 October, 2006 17:26, Blogger The Reverend Schmitt., FCD. said...

Many Bothans died...to bring us this information.

 
At 25 October, 2006 17:54, Blogger shawn said...

That's no moon...

 
At 25 October, 2006 17:56, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

maybe he should change his name to "Family Values Penis" or "Good Natured Richard"....Wholesomedick is just so...profane.

TAM:)

 
At 26 October, 2006 00:23, Blogger default.xbe said...

if this a consular ship, where is the ambassador!

 
At 26 October, 2006 08:34, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think if someone goes as Darth should stand up in the middle of her speech and say:

"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her away!!"

Just to plant seeds that she might be a gubmint shill....

 
At 26 October, 2006 12:27, Blogger PhilBiker said...

Uncle Owen, this Artoo unit has a bad motivator, look!

 
At 26 October, 2006 12:37, Blogger Triterope said...

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany. We must be cautious."

 
At 26 October, 2006 13:35, Blogger shawn said...

No...no...that's not true...that's impossible!

 
At 26 October, 2006 13:36, Blogger tym said...

If anything gets brought up about Hari Hanjour and the maneuverability of the 757 and takes the usual out of context quote about flying a 757 that way, someone's gotta stand up and yell "But it made the kessel run in under 12 parsecs!"

 
At 26 October, 2006 18:00, Blogger Alex said...

Thanks a lot tym! I've now got a headache and a broken chair to deal with. Bastard :)

 
At 26 October, 2006 18:11, Blogger Triterope said...

Or, "Hari Hanjour used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than two meters."

 
At 27 October, 2006 07:28, Blogger tym said...

Karma has been paid back. Do you know how hard it is to explain why you burst out laughing in the middle of a class over "Hari Hanjour used to bullseye wamprats with his T-16"?

Christ, even the dude next to me started looking over at my screen and had no clue what the joke was.

 
At 27 October, 2006 09:09, Blogger Jay said...

HAHAHAHA, Chad u really cracked me up there with that remark :D

 

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