Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Screw Loose Change Special Assignment Correspondent Wanted

This Saturday Judy "Death Star" Wood and Morgan "No Planes" Reynolds are giving a speech in Seattle (Ballard specifically). To my great dismay I am already obligated to be out of town this weekend though. I would like to go, if for nothing else then to get Dr. Wood to autograph a box of Keebler cookies for me.







If there are any Seattle debunkers out there who can go, it would be great to get some non-moonbat coverage of what is sure to be an entertaining evening. In return for some coverage I might even be able to comp you the $10 admission fee from my New World Order slush fund. Bonus points if you dress up in a Darth Vader costume (it is the weekend before Halloween after all) and ask Wood, "What have you done with the plans you stole from the Death Star?"

15 Comments:

At 25 October, 2006 13:41, Blogger Triterope said...

The link you gave only works in MSIE. Here are links to other versions of the information:

Powerpoint version
DOC version

 
At 25 October, 2006 15:38, Blogger Unknown said...

Whats really amazing is that they have the guts to spew their BS in public. I guess they feel safe in a church. I wonder how many fools will come to see them, let alone pay 10 clams

 
At 25 October, 2006 15:45, Blogger James B. said...

Well I would pay $10, purely for the entertainment value, kind of like watching Mystery Science Theater 3000....

Plus, then I could make fun of them for months.

 
At 25 October, 2006 16:45, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a reason why you guys aren't jumping in on this discussion?

http://blogs.zmag.org/node/2779


I was afraid to look, but it turned out to be a pretty nice smackdown from Noam.

 
At 25 October, 2006 17:26, Blogger The Reverend Schmitt., FCD. said...

Many Bothans died...to bring us this information.

 
At 25 October, 2006 17:54, Blogger shawn said...

That's no moon...

 
At 25 October, 2006 17:56, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

maybe he should change his name to "Family Values Penis" or "Good Natured Richard"....Wholesomedick is just so...profane.

TAM:)

 
At 26 October, 2006 08:34, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think if someone goes as Darth should stand up in the middle of her speech and say:

"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her away!!"

Just to plant seeds that she might be a gubmint shill....

 
At 26 October, 2006 12:37, Blogger Triterope said...

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany. We must be cautious."

 
At 26 October, 2006 13:35, Blogger shawn said...

No...no...that's not true...that's impossible!

 
At 26 October, 2006 13:36, Blogger tym said...

If anything gets brought up about Hari Hanjour and the maneuverability of the 757 and takes the usual out of context quote about flying a 757 that way, someone's gotta stand up and yell "But it made the kessel run in under 12 parsecs!"

 
At 26 October, 2006 18:00, Blogger Alex said...

Thanks a lot tym! I've now got a headache and a broken chair to deal with. Bastard :)

 
At 26 October, 2006 18:11, Blogger Triterope said...

Or, "Hari Hanjour used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than two meters."

 
At 27 October, 2006 07:28, Blogger tym said...

Karma has been paid back. Do you know how hard it is to explain why you burst out laughing in the middle of a class over "Hari Hanjour used to bullseye wamprats with his T-16"?

Christ, even the dude next to me started looking over at my screen and had no clue what the joke was.

 
At 27 October, 2006 09:09, Blogger Jay said...

HAHAHAHA, Chad u really cracked me up there with that remark :D

 

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