Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Was It Gore?

Farnsworth looks at the evidence and concludes that Al Gore was behind the 9-11 attacks. Here's another dot: Did you know that Larry Silverstein donated $1,000 to Al Gore's campaign in 2000? Could it be any more obvious?

18 Comments:

At 18 October, 2006 08:44, Blogger Jujigatami said...

Well he did invent the Internet. Maybe he did it just so that conspiracy theories can travel at lightspeed, and bring down the Bush presidency.

Well, that and for porn.

 
At 18 October, 2006 09:37, Blogger shawn said...

Well he did invent the Internet.

In the Civilization IV computer game, the icon for the Internet special project is Al Gore.

 
At 18 October, 2006 09:44, Blogger Thomas said...

A puny $1000 even though hew KNEW he was going to make billions with 9/11?

Cheap Jooooo....

 
At 18 October, 2006 09:58, Anonymous Anonymous said...

First Al Gore instills a state of fear in America by scaring us about global warming, and now this......

.....it's all becomming clear.

 
At 18 October, 2006 12:37, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

you know his boss, Clinton, had multiple opportunities to kill OBL and didnt...see more evidence...

 
At 18 October, 2006 12:40, Blogger James B. said...

They were also in negotiations with the Taliban to build that oil pipeline that Lauro Chavez guarded...

 
At 18 October, 2006 12:49, Blogger Jujigatami said...

Why are we forgetting about the REAL smoking gun.

He's married to Tipper.

Tipper... the buildings Tipped.

Am I the only one to see the connection?

Someone call Dylan!!

 
At 18 October, 2006 13:06, Blogger Manny said...

Also, his daughters are very hot. Heat is what caused the floor trusses to sag, pulling the exterior box columns in and initiating the collapse.

It's indisputable.

 
At 18 October, 2006 13:09, Blogger Alex said...

Yeah, the daughters are the smoking gun. They gotta be at least 3,000 degrees. More than hot enough to melt steel!

 
At 18 October, 2006 13:26, Blogger Richard said...

Shills!!! 9/11 is cleary the work of...

manbearpig!

 
At 18 October, 2006 15:47, Blogger dman said...

Does the "tennessee two by four"
have an aliabi for September 11?
I'd send him to Guamtanamo and
water board him till he confesses!

 
At 18 October, 2006 17:30, Blogger Stevew said...

Subject: Fw: Recently discovered scrolls
...reveal how the internet began
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.
And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.
Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com.
She said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods when thou can trade without
ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and
they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. The drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever moving from his tent.But this success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did secret
himself inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading. And
the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites, or NERDS for short. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were
going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up
every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums
that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others."And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to be known "eBay" he said, "We need a name that reflects what we are," and Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."
"YAHOO", said Abraham. And that is how it all began. It wasn't Al Gore after all.

 
At 19 October, 2006 07:41, Blogger Swing Dangler said...

Al Gore never claimed to invent the 'net. You guys are taking it out of context. Here is the applicable statement:

During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.

Awkward, yes but certainly not definitive. The statement was taken out of context to tarnish Gore. Apparently the Urban Legend remains true to this day.

 
At 19 October, 2006 11:57, Blogger Alex said...

Yes, yes, I've heard that defense before. No matter how you look at it though, he lied, and he claimed to be responsible for creating the internet. "I invented the internet" was just a funnier way of phrasing it.

 
At 20 October, 2006 07:29, Blogger Swing Dangler said...

Alex! What is up bro!
initiative-an introductory act or step; leading action

Take that with the context of the phrase, and it is safe to say Al didn't claim he invented it.

 
At 20 October, 2006 08:02, Blogger Alex said...

Sure, but "I initiated the internet" just sounds stupid.

 
At 20 October, 2006 08:03, Blogger Alex said...

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At 20 October, 2006 09:36, Blogger Swing Dangler said...

Alex We agree! Very stupid indeed especially for a politician!

 

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