White Men Can't Rap
Here's a look at what Dylan was doing prior to Loose Change.
posted by Pat @ 10:15 AM
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That's arguably worse than listening to Truthers shout braindead slogans at pedestrians through megaphones.
"LOL what does this have to do with 9-11? You debunkers are so afraid of the truth, you hide from it, and attack us intead!"
I'm getting the douchebag response out of the way.
I think it's pretty awesome that Dylan went from a P.O.S. wannabe white boy rap "video" to the "documentary" Loose Change
That's your fearless leader, truthers. That video conclusively proves that he is out to become a famous filmmaker. And my proof? Denied film school twice(and who can blame them with trash like this in his portfolio?), he is clearly living out his Plan B.
Where do you guys find this shit. I am beginning to think the real conspiracy it to continually find crap to leave us dumbfounded and speechless.
TAM
Arguement fallacy for this thread and most of the website and bloggers: Attacking the Person. Who cares what his former occupation was?
Arguement fallacy for this thread and most of the website and bloggers: Attacking the Person. Who cares what his former occupation was?
"Attacking the person" is only a logical falacy when used in place of arguing the facts. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it when done in addition to tearing apart the argument. We've already debunked his argument, yet he persists in repeating the same lies. That means it's now time to tear apart the individual. Showing a bit of his background is absolutely relevant under the circumstances.
I survived until the scene where he scratched himself -- two seconds in.
I like big butts an' I cannot lie.
You otha brothas can't deny.
That when a girl walks in wit' a itty bitty waist an'
A round thing in yo' face. You get SPRUNG.
Wanna pull up tough, cuz you notice that butt was STUFFED.
Deep in the jeans she's wearin'.
I'm hooked an' I can't stop starin'.
Oh baby, I wanna get wit' ya,
An' take yo' picta.
My homeboys tried to warn me.
But that butt you got makes me so horny.
Ooh, rumpled smooth skin.
You say you wanna bet in ma Benz,
Well, use me, use me,
Cuz you ain't that average groupy.
I seen her dancin',
To Hell wit' romancin'.
She's sweat. Wet.
Got it goin' like a Turbo 'Vette.
I'm tired o' magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing.
Take the average black man and ask him that.
She gotta pack much back.
So fella's (YEAH), fella's (YEAH),
Does your girlfrien' got the butt? (HELL, YEAH)
So tell 'em to shake it (SHAKE IT),
Shake it (SHAKE IT)
Shake that healthy butt.
Baby got back.
(L.A. back with a Oakland booty.)
Baby got back.
(L.A. back with a Oakland booty.)
(L.A. back with a Oakland booty.)
I like 'em round and big,
An' when I'm throwin' a gig,
I jus' can't help maself,
I'm actin' like an animal.
Now here's ma scandal,
I wanna get ya home an' UH,
Double up, uh, uh.
I ain' talkin' about Playboy,
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys.
I wan' 'em real thick an' juicy.
So fin' that juicy double.
Mix Alot's in trouble,
Beggin' for a piece o' that bubble.
So I'm lookin' at rock videos.
Watchin' these bimbos
Walkin' like hoes.
You can have them bimbos.
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo.
A word to tha thick soul sistas,
I wanna get wit' ya.
I won' cuss, o' hit ya.
But I gotta be straight
When I say I wanna...
Til' the break o' dawn,
Baby, got it goin' on,
A lot o' pimps won't like this song,
Cause them punks like to hit it an' quit it,
An' I'd ratha stay an' play,
Cuz I'm long, and I'm strong,
An' I'm down to get the friction on.
So, ladies (YEAH) ladies (YEAH),
Do you wanna roll ma Mercedes? (YEAH)
Then turn aroun', stick it out,
Even white boys got ta shout.
Baby got back.
Baby got back!
Yeah baby.
When it comes to females,
Cosmo ain't got nuthin' to do with ma selection.
36-24-36.
Only is she's 5' 3".
So yo girlfriend drives a Honda,
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda,
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back o' her Honda.
My anaconda don't want want none,
Unless you got buns, hun.
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don' lose that butt.
Some brothas wanna play that hard role,
And tell ya that butt ain' gol',
So they toss it, an' leave it,
An' I pull up quick to retrive it.
So Cosmo says yo' fat,
Well, I ain' down wit' that.
'Cause yo waist is small an' you're curves are kickin',
An' I'm thinkin' about stickin'.
To the beanpole dames in the magazines.
You ain't it Miss Thang.
Gimme a sista, can't resist ha,
Red beans an' rice didn' miss ha.
Some knucklehead tried to diss.
Cuz his girls are on ma lis',
He had game but he chose to hit 'em,
An' I pull up quick to get wit' 'em.
So ladies if tha butt is round,
An' you wanna XXX slow down,
Call 1-900-MIX-ALOT,
An kick them nasty thought',
Baby got back.
Baby got back.
Little in tha middle but you got much back.
Little in tha middle but you got much back.
I love it, I already threw that one out there swing dangler/911 Mysteries/911 Coverup/Joan Basil/Nesnyc.
I think I brought up a good point though. With shit festivals like this, obviously he needed some other way to get people to take him seriously besides film school. What say you followers now?
Now we know what a little conspiracy theory can do for an untalented white asshole, going nowhere in his pathetic little life.
I'm getting sick of people not understanding ad hominem. When I destroy your argument, and rightfully call you a "moron" as a punctuation, it is not ad hominem.
Ad hominem is if my only response to your points was "you're dumb" or something similar. Mocking you after destroying your ridiculous attempt at debate is just icing on the cake.
Besides from the fact that it's a totally irrelevant ad hominem attack (rappers are something right about politics, believe it or not), I guess it shows... Certain things about Dylan that he wouldn't brag about.
"Welcome to 7-11 may I help you?"
If I sincerely doubt he's qualified to work at 7-11...
Does that make me a 7/11-denier?
Mocking you after destroying your ridiculous attempt at debate is just icing on the cake.
Delicious, delicious icing topped with skeptic sprinkles! :)
"7-11 was an inside slurpee job"
Man, there's a great Dennis Miller line in here somewhere.
So far, the best I can come up with is: "The only inside job these guys know anything about was at 7-11. Except when they had to take out the trash."
Let me get this straight: a comparison with MST3K is supposed to be an insult, but a guy making a cameo in a ridiculous amateur whiteboy rap video is someone to be envied.
Roger, this is Earth. Come in, Roger.
Loose Change.... 10 million downloads
Screws.... 10 resident hecklers and nesync who is techincally on the other side.
Now here's a logical fallacy.
Just can't get away from argumentum ad populum, can ya roger?
By your logic, Titanic is the greatest film ever made and that Michael Jackson is the best musicmaker in history.
I don't think you would make as much money as Dylan but it might alleviate some of the envy.
You've got faultier logic than nesnyc.
Ok, now using your logic I'm jealous of evangelical Christians when I make fun of them for believing the Earth was created a couple thousand years ago and that evolution is a myth?
Or am I jealous of people who believe in weather-making machines when I mock them?
Hey Roger-
I'm one of those 10 million downloads, I didn't pay any money for it, and I find it to be a giant crock of shit. How many others in that ten million do you think did it for the same reason?
It's sort of like renting a movie you're pretty sure is awful just to see, and after five minutes, turning it off and returning it, satisfied your assumption was correct.
Exactly. I paid $12 to go see Titanic in theaters with my girlfriend at the time (well, $24 with her ticket). I thought it was the biggest waste of time ever. 3 hours of water, followed by a ship sinking. Just made me have to pee. Yet, the contributions of suckers like me who just went to see it in order to get laid also go towards the overall funding of the movie, meaning I helped it get rated as the highest grossing movie of all time. Ditto for loose change. I've personaly downloaded loose change at least 3 times, the second two being in order to show it to other people who got just as much of a laugh out of it as I did. How many of those 10 million downloads come from people like me and yatesy?
I am baffled and shocked that Dylan was rejected by a film school after witnessing such spectacular film making.
You see, the film school's controlled by the same Jews who planned 9/11. They saw the film and realized Dylan would be a future threat, and chose to turn him down so he'd not mean trouble to them later.
I thought it was the biggest waste of time ever. 3 hours of water, followed by a ship sinking.
Gotta love that twist ending.
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