Sunday, December 19, 2010

Jesse "The Moron" Ventura on the Pentagon Conspiracy Theories

Jesse does another episode of his Conspiracy Theories TV show, this time concentrating on the Pentagon. Missiles at the Pentagon, no passenger bodies found, no plane debris, Donald Rumsfeld held a press conference announcing that $2.3 trillion was missing... What, is it 2005 again?


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At 19 December, 2010 11:40, Blogger nes718 said...

Come on! Jew boys know Jesse's on to something. I mean, Rabbi Dov Zakheim did steal the trillions right? And, we all know 9/11 was an Israeli job so all the parts fit together! LOL!

Rabbi Dov Zakheim steals trillions!

 
At 19 December, 2010 12:14, Blogger Ian G. said...

I will give Brian Good some credit: he seems genuinely outraged by deranged anti-semitism in the truth movement.

 
At 19 December, 2010 15:33, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Yo Jesse! What's this?

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

 
At 19 December, 2010 15:42, Blogger Triterope said...

Brian Good seems genuinely outraged by deranged anti-semitism in the truth movement.

Yeah, well, let's see if he shows up in this thread.

 
At 19 December, 2010 20:28, Blogger M Gregory Ferris said...

Wow, that's just so embarassing to watch. Forget the fact that there is no missile in existance that is capable of the fuel damage/fire at the Pentagon, and that most of our missiles have larger explosive effect on thier target. Forget the fact that the pilot only had to be lucky once.

No, the thing that is embarassing is why does Jessie have a cool lighted table yet the tables at the debunker cult command center are old beat up jobs? We need a cooler table.

 
At 19 December, 2010 20:57, Blogger snug.bug said...

The pilot only had to be lucky once? A more accurate way of saying it was he only had one chance.

 
At 19 December, 2010 21:01, Blogger snug.bug said...

GutterBall 15:33

That's the front fender to a '53 Hudson. I know someone who will pay a lot of money for that.

 
At 19 December, 2010 23:46, Blogger GuitarBill said...

Smug.mug prevaricates "...That's the front fender to a '53 Hudson."

Of course it is, Pinocchio. Have another hit off the bong.

 
At 20 December, 2010 00:06, Blogger snug.bug said...

I wouldn't hit off your bong for a million dollars.

 
At 20 December, 2010 00:16, Blogger Richard Gage's Testicles said...

I wouldn't hit off your bong for a million dollars.

How about a million dollars and pizza?

 
At 20 December, 2010 04:50, Blogger TroyFromWV said...

The shitsticks took a healthy dump on the survivors who received phone calls from loved ones.

Good job, Jesse!

 
At 20 December, 2010 07:58, Blogger Garry said...

Brian, you keep telling us how upset you are that the troof movement is infiltrated by Jew-haters and neo-Nazis.

Yet the comment by that cunt with Ahmadinejad as his avatar seems to have passed you by.

Can't say I'm surprised, really.

 
At 20 December, 2010 09:06, Blogger WhyAskQuestions said...

Jesse Ventura's using the same illogical bullshit from 2006.

Of course Flight 77 hit the Pentagon. Of course there was plane wreckage & passenger bodies.

Of course Mrs. Olson's voice wasn't "morphed". Of course there wasn't a "missile" or a "flyby".

Should Mr. Ventura's patriotism be questioned? Hell yes!

 
At 20 December, 2010 14:40, Blogger snug.bug said...

Garry, it's not my job to engage every parody troll. He's polluting your forum, not mine. Besides that smile in his avatar is so cute.

 
At 20 December, 2010 14:58, Blogger Ian G. said...

Garry, it's not my job to engage every parody troll. He's polluting your forum, not mine. Besides that smile in his avatar is so cute.

Brian, not engaging loony anti-semites makes me think that you hate Kevin Barrett for reasons other than his anti-semitism. Perhaps you love him much as you do Willie?

 
At 20 December, 2010 15:27, Blogger snug.bug said...

Ian, nes78 is not a loony anti-semite, he's a parody troll. I've noticed that the more someone uses the word "irony", the less likely they are to know what it means.

 
At 20 December, 2010 15:54, Blogger Ian G. said...

Ian, nes78 is not a loony anti-semite, he's a parody troll.

Does this mean you're a parody troll too, Brian? I've never actually been able to believe that what you post was serious.

I've noticed that the more someone uses the word "irony", the less likely they are to know what it means.

It's ironic that a delusional failed janitor would lecture people on words he doesn't understand.

 
At 21 December, 2010 04:13, Blogger Garry said...

'Garry, it's not my job to engage every parody troll. He's polluting your forum, not mine. Besides that smile in his avatar is so cute'.

He is not a 'parody troll', Brian. He's a real troofer. The fact that he's a racist nutcase should tell you more about the kind of scum your 'movement' attracts.

But then where would the troof movement be without Nazis?

 
At 21 December, 2010 10:56, Blogger snug.bug said...

A real truther? On the basis of a one-post blog that's been dead since 2006?

He's a parody troll.

 
At 21 December, 2010 11:45, Blogger Ian G. said...

A real truther? On the basis of a one-post blog that's been dead since 2006?

He's a parody troll.


It amuses me endlessly that a guy who was thrown out of the truth movement wants to decide who is a "real" truther and who isn't.

What about mask boy, Brian? He's a no-planer. Is he a real truther?

 
At 22 December, 2010 19:43, Blogger Triterope said...

I don't know what to make of TV shows like this. I don't know if I should be mad that TV shows are made over such obvious garbage... or if this is evidence that 9-11 conspiracy has failed so completely that it's now harmless enough to treat in this way.

I mean, a TV show suggesting that the United States staged a terror attack against itself to justify the highly unpopular Bush wars should be pretty controversial, shouldn't it?

 
At 22 December, 2010 21:55, Blogger snug.bug said...

Jesse has a pattern of seizing on the dumbest theories in trutherdom and interviewing the least credible witnesses he can find.

 
At 23 December, 2010 07:16, Blogger Ian G. said...

Jesse has a pattern of seizing on the dumbest theories in trutherdom and interviewing the least credible witnesses he can find.

Which, of course, is exactly what you do. Brian, you can babble all you want about how you're the "real" truther and not Ventura, but you're just as much of a delusional liar as he is.

It also must really burn you that he's famous and has his own TV show, while you're stuck babbling nonsense here where everyone laughs at you.

 
At 23 December, 2010 10:15, Blogger WhyAskQuestions said...

Jesse has a pattern of seizing on the dumbest theories in trutherdom and interviewing the least credible witnesses he can find.

I think my irony meter just pegged over its limit.

 
At 23 December, 2010 10:17, Blogger WhyAskQuestions said...

I think Jesse's using these Conapiracy Thoeries to get more money, fame & publicity.

And about him being a Navy Seal is quite questionable.

 
At 23 December, 2010 13:52, Blogger Triterope said...

Jesse has a pattern of seizing on the dumbest theories in trutherdom and interviewing the least credible witnesses he can find.

Gee, Brian, you never told us Jesse Ventura interviewed you about your theories.

 
At 23 December, 2010 14:42, Blogger snug.bug said...

TR, I don't have any theories.

 
At 23 December, 2010 15:39, Blogger Ian G. said...

TR, I don't have any theories.

Of course not, because then you'd have to start making sense with all the nonsense you babble about. You wouldn't be able to magically change between "al Qaeda did it" and "al Qaeda didn't do it" and "it was explosives" and "it was thermite" the way you do all the time here.

 
At 24 December, 2010 00:00, Blogger snug.bug said...

It's not my fault that you can't understand conditional and contingent logic. Hell, even GutterBall understands that.

 
At 24 December, 2010 07:27, Blogger Ian G. said...

It's not my fault that you can't understand conditional and contingent logic. Hell, even GutterBall understands that.

Anyone ever notice how Brian is kind of the opposite of "Good Will Hunting"? He's a screw-up who works as a janitor, except instead of being a genius, he's actually a total moron who has delusions of genius.

 
At 24 December, 2010 12:13, Blogger WhyAskQuestions said...

Brian's Forrest Gump.

 
At 26 December, 2010 14:26, Blogger snug.bug said...

Ian, do you have any evidence other than your own postings that I have ever worked as a janitor?

 
At 26 December, 2010 14:28, Blogger snug.bug said...

Also, "conditional logic" may be in the realm of genius to you, but to people of ordinary intelligence it's pretty simple stuff like voicemail or traffic lights.

 
At 26 December, 2010 15:01, Blogger Ian G. said...

Ian, do you have any evidence other than your own postings that I have ever worked as a janitor?

Yes. The truthers have told me so. Pretty much everything I know about you comes from them.

It must really hurt to be betrayed by them, huh?

Also, "conditional logic" may be in the realm of genius to you, but to people of ordinary intelligence it's pretty simple stuff like voicemail or traffic lights.

Ah, more squealing from a failed janitor who has been thrown out of the truth movement.

 
At 26 December, 2010 22:24, Blogger snug.bug said...

"The truthers", eh? Hearsay accounts from a blatant liar are not valid evidence, Ian.

 
At 27 December, 2010 06:30, Blogger Ian G. said...

"The truthers", eh? Hearsay accounts from a blatant liar are not valid evidence, Ian.

So far you haven't denied being a janitor. You're just playing the same non-denial game you play when you hilariously pretend you're not petgoat.

 

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