Saturday, December 25, 2010

Troofer Action Figures

Left in the comments section by M. Gregory Ferris, and too good not to promote:

The Troofer Action Figure.:
• Comes in standard black “9/11 Truth” t-shirt and jeans. Additional outfits such as pizza delivery man, McDonald’s fry-cook, and super market bag-boy are also available as their workday disguises.
• Wind it up and it walks into the nearest wall repeatedly.
• Each figure sold with scale replica laptop computer, and investigation kit (which is typically empty).

The Troofer Action Figure does not come with Barbie. Barbie comes with GI Joe, she only fakes it with the Troofer Action figure.

The Richard Gage action figure:
• Comes with stackable boxes to magically recreate any structural failure.
• The figure features a coin-slot in his back where you can donate money (or store dust bunnies)

The Alex Jones action figure features a big mouth.

The Brian Good action figure comes in janitor’s outfit and bag of iron microspheres.

Coming soon, Troofer Jenga, which is much like regular Jenga except that once the tower falls the players are forced to argue for hours about why the tower actually fell and who really knocked down by “pulling it”. Even the winners lose.

Great comment, Greg! May I suggest:

The David Ray Griffin action figure comes with a correctable memory stick, so you can change the evidence he cites to keep up with the latest research. However, every year or two the corrections get erased and he reverts to his original spiel.

Update: See also here for some hilarious Troofer games and action figures.

16 Comments:

At 25 December, 2010 07:39, Blogger Billman said...

Merry Christmas, everyone (Debunker and Truther alike). Who got Troofer Action Figures under thier tree?

I'm kind of curious to see what the Truthers would come up with for a Debunker Action Figure...

 
At 25 December, 2010 13:13, Blogger M Gregory Ferris said...

Merry Christmas Pat! Merry Christmas to everyone else too.

 
At 25 December, 2010 13:58, Blogger paul w said...

It's Boxing Day here, but merry Xmas.
As for the Truther Action Figures...excellent!!!
Accessories, hmm, maybe an inside jobbie sign? A bong? A couple of cop action figure complete with snarling, evil NWO expressions?
Barbie doing it a troofer action figure?
Nah, she wouldn't even fake it - she has more brains. Lol!!!

 
At 25 December, 2010 14:05, Blogger Richard Gage's Testicles said...

Looks like somebody beat you guys to it (search the page for "Truther Action
Figures").

 
At 25 December, 2010 15:16, Blogger Triterope said...

Remember Andrew Meyer? He has an action figure:

HeroBuilders.com
(scroll down a little)

When you pull the string, he says "Don't taze me bro! Aaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!" Only $39.95!

 
At 26 December, 2010 11:19, Blogger Garry said...

'The Troofer Action Figure does not come with Barbie. Barbie comes with GI Joe, she only fakes it with the Troofer Action figure'.

I doubt very much whether Barbie would touch Troofer Action figure with a shitty stick. My Little Pony might be up for it for a bag of sugar, though.

Merry Christmas.

 
At 26 December, 2010 22:27, Blogger snug.bug said...

The Naomi Wolf figurine is cute. I didn't know she was a truther.

 
At 27 December, 2010 03:14, Blogger Garry said...

'The Naomi Wolf figurine is cute. I didn't know she was a truther'.

She isn't, Brian. And I don't think she'd appreciate it if you got in touch.

 
At 27 December, 2010 08:50, Blogger snug.bug said...

Garry, why is the Naomi Wolf action figurine listed among the truther figurines is she is not a truther?

 
At 27 December, 2010 08:58, Blogger Ian G. said...

Garry, why is the Naomi Wolf action figurine listed among the truther figurines is she is not a truther?

In order to get your hopes up that you might be able to score with her after you struck out with Carol Brouillet and the "widows".

 
At 27 December, 2010 09:57, Blogger Garry said...

'Garry, why is the Naomi Wolf action figurine listed among the truther figurines is she is not a truther?'

To give you something to have a knuckle-shuffle over, Brian.

 
At 27 December, 2010 16:39, Blogger Triterope said...

The Naomi Wolf figurine is cute.

Gee, I wonder why.

 
At 27 December, 2010 18:41, Blogger Ian G. said...

Ugh, Triterope, please put warning labels on your links. Is that Carol Brouillet? Geez, Brian, you really know how to pick the sexy ones, don't you?

 
At 27 December, 2010 19:02, Blogger Triterope said...

Is that Carol Brouillet?

Yes. Here's the page it came from, with some context. Please be aware that it contains lots more pictures like the one two posts up.

 
At 28 December, 2010 07:51, Blogger Garry said...

'Yes. Here's the page it came from, with some context. Please be aware that it contains lots more pictures like the one two posts up'.

By troofer standards she's not that bad - definitely compares well to the mutants standing beside her (and there was me thinking that the bar in Mos Eisley didn't exist). Bit of a shame she ended up with Brian drooling over her though.

 
At 29 December, 2010 18:03, Blogger 911TNLZ said...

Don't just sit there...DO SOMETHING. JOIN THE LLOYDE ENGLAND FLAGGING PARTY! DON'T LET US TWOOFERS OUT FLAG YOU LOL! Happy New Year DoofusDebunkahs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeR_KoXOXZ8

 

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