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Tuesday, January 08, 2013
The Nuttiness of Alex Jones
The bizarre confrontation between CNN host Piers Morgan and Alex Jones is all over the Internet, but this follow up bit by our favorite bipolar conspiracy mogul is even more nutty entertaining.
And where's Willie Jigglecheeks, anyway? He ran away moaning and crying after I demonstrated that his claims that he saved hundreds were impossible, and I showed that he stole his hero story from Pablo Ortiz.
lets see here... Exposing lies, distortions and myths.. I don't see this word "debunking" that Pat Cowardly gets so butthurt over anywhere in the description of this blog.
What Pat and James do do is expose, as in bring to attention, distortions, myths and outright lies that have been perpetuated since Loose Change.
Pat Cowardly really really wants Pat to "debunk" something RIGHT HERE, though. There are other better sites for that. Either way, your rage isn't going to bring Pat Dahany back...
Pat, you really need to update this blog more often. Just look how long the last two "truthers" on earth had to wait for another open comments section to post the same homosexual stalker spam that they've been posting here for years.
Given that neither Pat Cowardly nor Brian Good have jobs, or friends, or families, or hobbies, you can see how difficult it must have been for them to refresh this blog every 5 minutes for a week, waiting for their chance to post.
Ian, I was thinking the same thing. Heh. How badly it must have killed those two to be waiting to release the huge amount of derp that must've built up...
So the widows' 273 unanswered questions and NIST's 10 unanswered mysteries are "derp". Thanks for making yourself clear. And where is your pet hero, Old Jigglecheeks, whose only redeeming factor from your side of the table is that he claims he rejected the truth movement (when it was the truth movement that rejected him). Your tolerance of his blatant con-artistry only shows your dishonesty or gullibility.
And where's Willie Jigglecheeks...Old Jigglecheeks...Willie...saved hundreds...Willie...derp...Willie...derp...Willie...Old Jigglecheeks...Willie!!
I'm not homosexually obsessed with Willie...I'm not homosexually obsessed with Willie...I'm not homosexually obsessed with Willie...I'm not homosexually obsessed with Willie...I'm NOT!...I'm NOT!...I'm NOT!...I'm NOT!...WILLIE!
So the widows' 273 unanswered questions and NIST's 10 unanswered mysteries are "derp".
Well, yes. Nobody cares about your widows or their questions, and your "essential mysteries" are the kinds of delusions one expects from a mentally ill unemployed janitor like yourself.
And where is your pet hero, Old Jigglecheeks, whose only redeeming factor from your side of the table is that he claims he rejected the truth movement (when it was the truth movement that rejected him). Your tolerance of his blatant con-artistry only shows your dishonesty or gullibility.
Nobody cares about your homosexual obsession with Rodriguez.
I notice that Piers Morgan didn't invite Brian onto his show. That's probably because he wants a serious researcher and scholar like Alex Jones, and not a failed janitor, liar, and lunatic who wears women's underwear and lives with his parents.
I can imagine the helpless laughter from the producers as Brian walks on set with his hideous homeless-mullet and clothing stolen from a dumpster outside a Goodwill.
It's interesting to watch Jones go from discussing what may have actually happened, and descend into delusional spiel about how this event plays into the larger global conspiracy.
The sad thing is that Morgan, because he's a self-aggrandizing asshole,has introduced Jones to a larger audience. While there is no doubt he chose Jones because he is a card-carrying nut, he has introduced him to a larger number of Brian Good-types who believe everything they hear.
Did Piers Morgan invite "Ian" on the show? I seem to have missed that part.
He did. I declined. I have better things to do with my life than go on his show, like mock you for being a mentally ill unemployed janitor who believes in invisible widows.
MGF, your belief that I believe everything I hear only demonstrates your incompetence and inability to learn. Thanks.
Well, you believe everything you hear from Richard Gage, who laughs every time he goes to the bank with another one of your hard-earned disability checks that he swindled from you.
"Ian", thanks for demonstrating that you live in a fantasy world.
Squeal squeal squeal!
Poor Brian. He's hysterical because Piers Morgan wanted to talk to a serious truther like Alex Jones and not a failed janitor and liar like Brian.
Ian, where did you get the silly idea that I believe everything I hear from Richard Gage? You live in a fantasy world. A boring and stupid fantasy world.
Ian, where did you get the silly idea that I believe everything I hear from Richard Gage? You live in a fantasy world. A boring and stupid fantasy world.
My, such squealing!
OK, so tell us what of Richard Gage's claims you disagree with, because it looks to all of us that you're just blindly repeating everything he says because you're an ignoramus and fool who doesn't understand anything about what happened on 9/11.
Thanks for proving my point: you're a mentally ill unemployed janitor who just repeats everything Richard Gage tells you, because you have no understanding of what happened on 9/11, and thus have no understanding of how Richard Gage just swindles the gullible and incompetent like you.
Yup, Brian has no answer for my brilliant takedown of him. I'm sorry I keep humiliating you, Brian, but you could always give up the 9/11 truth nonsense and seek psychiatric care.
Poor Brian. He's trying to project his failures and humiliation on me.
Brian, I'm smart and successful and in a wonderful relationship. Everything is great for me. I don't spend countless hours each day posting dumbspam on the internet about invisible widows or that "strutting, bragging, lying, hot sexy hunk of Latin manhood", Willie Rodriguez.
Maybe on day, you will actually be successful at something. Maybe the "widows" will have their "questions" answered. Maybe a new investigation into 9/11 will take place. Maybe your "meatball on a fork" model will be published in an engineering journal. Maybe Willie Rodriguez will pay for your sex-change operation.
Until then, however, I will continue to point and laugh at your failures.
Ian, since you lie so much there is no reason to think any of your claims are true. Your inability to think rationally is inconsistent with success. But then, Der Spiegel's article allows for the possibility that Wizzie (a lying, bragging, strutting, blob of Latin manboob) is so wacked out he actually believes his own story, and maybe the same is true of you.
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Do you and Pat ever get tired of not debunking anything, James?
And where's Willie Jigglecheeks, anyway? He ran away moaning and crying after I demonstrated that his claims that he saved hundreds were impossible, and I showed that he stole his hero story from Pablo Ortiz.
lets see here... Exposing lies, distortions and myths.. I don't see this word "debunking" that Pat Cowardly gets so butthurt over anywhere in the description of this blog.
What Pat and James do do is expose, as in bring to attention, distortions, myths and outright lies that have been perpetuated since Loose Change.
Pat Cowardly really really wants Pat to "debunk" something RIGHT HERE, though. There are other better sites for that. Either way, your rage isn't going to bring Pat Dahany back...
So Shillman agrees that Pat and James have never debunked anything.
How embarrassing, when your own peanut gallery confirms your ineptitude.
Pat, you really need to update this blog more often. Just look how long the last two "truthers" on earth had to wait for another open comments section to post the same homosexual stalker spam that they've been posting here for years.
Given that neither Pat Cowardly nor Brian Good have jobs, or friends, or families, or hobbies, you can see how difficult it must have been for them to refresh this blog every 5 minutes for a week, waiting for their chance to post.
It's entirely appropriate to point out that the "leaders" of the twoof movement are crackpots and losers.
Ian, I was thinking the same thing. Heh. How badly it must have killed those two to be waiting to release the huge amount of derp that must've built up...
So the widows' 273 unanswered questions and NIST's 10 unanswered mysteries are "derp". Thanks for making yourself clear. And where is your pet hero, Old Jigglecheeks, whose only redeeming factor from your side of the table is that he claims he rejected the truth movement (when it was the truth movement that rejected him). Your tolerance of his blatant con-artistry only shows your dishonesty or gullibility.
And where's Willie Jigglecheeks...Old Jigglecheeks...Willie...saved hundreds...Willie...derp...Willie...derp...Willie...Old Jigglecheeks...Willie!!
I'm not homosexually obsessed with Willie...I'm not homosexually obsessed with Willie...I'm not homosexually obsessed with Willie...I'm not homosexually obsessed with Willie...I'm NOT!...I'm NOT!...I'm NOT!...I'm NOT!...WILLIE!
So the widows' 273 unanswered questions and NIST's 10 unanswered mysteries are "derp".
Well, yes. Nobody cares about your widows or their questions, and your "essential mysteries" are the kinds of delusions one expects from a mentally ill unemployed janitor like yourself.
And where is your pet hero, Old Jigglecheeks, whose only redeeming factor from your side of the table is that he claims he rejected the truth movement (when it was the truth movement that rejected him). Your tolerance of his blatant con-artistry only shows your dishonesty or gullibility.
Nobody cares about your homosexual obsession with Rodriguez.
I notice that Piers Morgan didn't invite Brian onto his show. That's probably because he wants a serious researcher and scholar like Alex Jones, and not a failed janitor, liar, and lunatic who wears women's underwear and lives with his parents.
I can imagine the helpless laughter from the producers as Brian walks on set with his hideous homeless-mullet and clothing stolen from a dumpster outside a Goodwill.
Did Piers Morgan invite "Ian" on the show? I seem to have missed that part.
It's interesting to watch Jones go from discussing what may have actually happened, and descend into delusional spiel about how this event plays into the larger global conspiracy.
The sad thing is that Morgan, because he's a self-aggrandizing asshole,has introduced Jones to a larger audience. While there is no doubt he chose Jones because he is a card-carrying nut, he has introduced him to a larger number of Brian Good-types who believe everything they hear.
So...yay...
Did Piers Morgan invite "Ian" on the show? I seem to have missed that part.
He did. I declined. I have better things to do with my life than go on his show, like mock you for being a mentally ill unemployed janitor who believes in invisible widows.
MGF, your belief that I believe everything I hear only demonstrates your incompetence and inability to learn. Thanks.
"Ian", thanks for demonstrating that you live in a fantasy world.
MGF, your belief that I believe everything I hear only demonstrates your incompetence and inability to learn. Thanks.
Well, you believe everything you hear from Richard Gage, who laughs every time he goes to the bank with another one of your hard-earned disability checks that he swindled from you.
"Ian", thanks for demonstrating that you live in a fantasy world.
Squeal squeal squeal!
Poor Brian. He's hysterical because Piers Morgan wanted to talk to a serious truther like Alex Jones and not a failed janitor and liar like Brian.
Ian, where did you get the silly idea that I believe everything I hear from Richard Gage? You live in a fantasy world. A boring and stupid fantasy world.
Ian, where did you get the silly idea that I believe everything I hear from Richard Gage? You live in a fantasy world. A boring and stupid fantasy world.
My, such squealing!
OK, so tell us what of Richard Gage's claims you disagree with, because it looks to all of us that you're just blindly repeating everything he says because you're an ignoramus and fool who doesn't understand anything about what happened on 9/11.
Ian a lot of what "looks like" reality to you just ain't true.
I won't give you a substantive answer to your question becauee you'd just use it as a lying opportunity if I did.
Thanks for proving my point: you're a mentally ill unemployed janitor who just repeats everything Richard Gage tells you, because you have no understanding of what happened on 9/11, and thus have no understanding of how Richard Gage just swindles the gullible and incompetent like you.
Hey Brian, have the widows had their questions answered yet?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
You lie and lie and lie.
Yup, Brian has no answer for my brilliant takedown of him. I'm sorry I keep humiliating you, Brian, but you could always give up the 9/11 truth nonsense and seek psychiatric care.
You just double down on the lies, I see. You must be a very unhappy person.
Poor Brian. He's trying to project his failures and humiliation on me.
Brian, I'm smart and successful and in a wonderful relationship. Everything is great for me. I don't spend countless hours each day posting dumbspam on the internet about invisible widows or that "strutting, bragging, lying, hot sexy hunk of Latin manhood", Willie Rodriguez.
Maybe on day, you will actually be successful at something. Maybe the "widows" will have their "questions" answered. Maybe a new investigation into 9/11 will take place. Maybe your "meatball on a fork" model will be published in an engineering journal. Maybe Willie Rodriguez will pay for your sex-change operation.
Until then, however, I will continue to point and laugh at your failures.
Ian, since you lie so much there is no reason to think any of your claims are true. Your inability to think rationally is inconsistent with success. But then, Der Spiegel's article allows for the possibility that Wizzie (a lying, bragging, strutting, blob of Latin manboob) is so wacked out he actually believes his own story, and maybe the same is true of you.
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