Coup On Capitol Hill!

This has absolutely nothing to do with Loose Change, and is only tangentially involved with 9/11, but I found this article in the "news" section on the "Scholars" for 9/11 "Truth" website, and it shows so perfectly how these people grab onto any report, no matter the source or credibility (plus, it is just pretty funny). From Pravda no less.

Russian intelligence says constitutional crisis in the USA takes deadly turn

Russian Intelligence Analysts are reporting that the ongoing constitutional crisis that has erupted in the United States has taken a decidedly deadly turn as counter-coup forces attempting to block access to the American capitol engaged in a brief gun battle with US Army Special Forces leaving at least 3 dead.

It continues later:

Russian Intelligence reports further state that the United States Army has activated for this event their 4th Psychological Operations Group / Task Organization and which was the US military unit that coordinated the mis/disinformation campaign during the events of September 11, 2001 to such great effect.

The causes behind this latest escalation between the coup and counter-coup forces in the United States stem from the American President's attempt to wrest total control of his country from both its elected representatives and its judiciary, and as we can read as reported by Italy's Bellaciao News Service in their article titled "Bush Asserting Powers Accrued By Hitler," and which says:

"President Bush has used 'signing statements' hundreds of times to acvitiate the meaning of statutes passed by Congress. In effect, Bush is vetoing the bills he signs into law by asserting unilateral authority as Commander In Chief to bypass or set aside the laws he signs. For example, Bush has asserted that he has the power to ignore the McCain Amendment Against Torture, to ignore the law that requires a warrant to spy on Americans, to ignore the prohibition against indefinite detention without charges or trial, and to ignore the Geneva Conventions to which the U. S. is signatory."

This shooting incident was, of course, shown to be a false alarm within an hour or two of the incident, but that doesn't keep the esteemed "scholars" from posting ridiculous news articles on it, several weeks after the event.