More Nuttiness from Fetzer--Guest Post

Update: Kudos to Rob Hinkley, who did this and contacted me with permission to use his name.

This came to me via email yesterday and I didn't get permission to use the person's name, so I'm just putting it here as an anonymous post. As the writer says, this is a hilarious show from Uncle Fetzer, particularly the part about underground camps with "full-size" guillotines. James may have posted on this one already, but it's wacky enough to highlight again. Here's the post:

I don't know if you listened to Fetzer interviewing Bill Deagle on July 6th on Fetzer's RBN Live programme. Fetzer describes as "fascinating" the notion that the Murrah Building in Oklahoma City was attacked with nuclear weapons. Not "stupid", or "simple-minded" or "naive" (or any of the other descriptions he uses for the idea that plane crashes and fires can cause serious structural damage), but "fascinating". Later it veers into stuff about Bush building guillotine-equipped concentration camps, causing Hurricane Katrina, and setting off earthquakes. Extracts below:

After a bit of paranoia about 10-lane NAFTA super-highways slicing the country into dastardly 'economic zones', we get the following take on the Oklahoma City bombing:
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1st hour, 11:40 onward
DEAGLE: "[my patient] in fact was one of the 5 exposed to radiation from exploded micronukes in the Oklahoma City Murrah building that were..."
FETZER: "Micronukes in the Murrah building?"
DEAGLE: "Right."
FETZER: "Fascinating. Fascinating"
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The Oklahoma City bombing was done with... Miniature. Nuclear. Bombs. Fetzer challenges none of this.

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1st hour, 14:00 onward
FETZER: "That [Murrah] building was so solid, it was such a massive edifice, it was inconceivable to me that the alleged cause, this fertiliser bomb, ammonium fertiliser bomb could possibly have done that kind of destruction ..."
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So when a building which 'allegedly' had an airliner flown into it and suffered resulting fires collapses it is obvious to Fetzer that explosives must have been used. After all, impact and fire couldn't *possibly* - to Fetzer's philosophy professor eyes - have caused that much damage.
But when a building is 'allegedly' blown up with 5000lb of explosives it is obvious to Fetzer that much more powerful explosives must have been used. After all, mere explosives couldn't *possibly* - to Fetzer's philosophy professor eyes - have caused that much damage.

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1st hour, 16:30 onward -- the concentration camps!
FETZER: "They're building these detention camps all over the country [...] I just think there's going to be a huge group of us marched off to these detention facilities when they perform the next phoney attack on the US, suspend the constition and turn the American military against the American people."
DEAGLE: [describes giant detention camps which can hold a million people each, including some in Canada with special rail connections, and some of the camps underground such as under 'DIA' (Denver International Airport)]
FETZER: "What in god's name is their plan... I've heard different speculations I've heard reports that they're equipped with full-sized guillotines suggesting that they're going to lop a lot of our heads off. I've also heard the idea of creating huge slave labour camps, so it's even cheaper for American corporations to produce their goods."
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Yes, professor, I've heard the same things too. And thought they were speculative lunatic nonsense. Fetzer challenges none of this.

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2nd hour, 12:00 -- yelling match!
Deagle, who keeps asking Fetzer not to interrupt, is ranting about environmentalists. Fetzer starts yelling that Deagle's being grossly unfair to Al Gore and tells him that when he's on his on his own show he can tell guests to shut up but not when he's on Fetzer's show - oh no not on the Fetzer Show.
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That's not strictly relevant, but I thought it was funny.

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2nd hour, 17:55 -- The chemtrails, HAARP, weather modification, man-made earthquakes!
FETZER: "What's going on with this chemtrail business? What's the purpose of it, what's it accomplishing?"
DEAGLE: "Well its primary purpose is threefold. Number 1 it's to turn the air into a plasma so they can have geo-tectonic effects using scalar satellite-based technologies to trigger what's called the 'peizo-electic slip threshold' with specific harmonic frequencies of any [earthquake?] so they can trigger off an earthquake as a weapon anywhere on Earth, like the Bam earthquake in Bam, Iran that occured a little over a year ago. They can also set up what's called a trans-dimensional vortex..."
FETZER: "Just to translate this for some of our listeners because you're using a lot of very technical scientific language - what you're saying, Bill, let me translate it, is they can affect the weather, that they're doing things that will make the atmosphere more useful as a medium for using HAARP technology to bring about events like earthquakes, hurricanes, the whole bit."
DEAGLE: "Right. And they actually created what's called a trans-dimensional vortex that pulled in the storm cells that formed Katrina over New Orleans, that was done on purpose. Number 3, they're using it so..."
FETZER: "You're saying that Katrina was allowed to grow and become a force-5 hurricane and hit New Orleans on purpose."
DEAGLE: "On purpose."
FETZER: "Just elaborate on why."
DEAGLE: "Because first they had to destroy the oil production facilities down there they had to create a wetland which is part of the hijacking again, the use of the environmentalist movement. They had to allow only certain areas to be rebuilt which is what's happening we see [Donald Trump??]"
FETZER: "Just tell me a bit more about why, why did want to destroy the oil production facilities off the coast of Louisiana?"
DEAGLE: "It's the Goldfinger Effect, which is why we're in Iraq not to steal their oil but so nobody else..."
FETZER: "To make the cost of oil go up and up and up up because the supply has gone down and down and down."
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Just to condense that a little... the chemtrails turn the air into a plasma so satellite-based scalar technologies can trigger earthquakes and a trans-dimensional vortex makes a hurricane so the oil barons can create a wetland... and Fetzer challenges none of this. Now of course I'm not a Distinguised Professor Of Philosophy from Duluth - I'm just some guy who writes software in England - but obvious crap in the above scenario includes, but is not limited to:
"The chemtrails",
"turn the air into a plasma",
"satellite-based scalar technologies",
"can trigger earthquakes",
"a trans-dimensional vortex" and
"makes a hurricane"

As Fetzer would say: Fascinating! Fascinating!

(Pat speaking again: Great post!)

Update: Deagle (at 50:35 of Hour 1): My contacts have told me that our Navy will not survive a war with Iran.