Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Those FEMA Concentration Camps

Here's a guided tour:



Funny how an administration which (according to the paranoids) wouldn't hesitate to kill 3,000 of its own civilians, and which is currently plotting to round us all up like cattle, still allows videos like this to circulate on the internet.

37 Comments:

At 19 September, 2006 07:45, Blogger Good Lieutenant said...

Ooooooo - train tracks? Heating furnaces? concrete floors in unused warehouses? security fencing? Radio towers?

Move over, Hitler!

 
At 19 September, 2006 08:00, Blogger JPSlovjanski said...

1st Rule of Conspiracy Theories: The conspirators are always super-geniuses and complete idiots at the same time.

 
At 19 September, 2006 08:01, Blogger James B. said...

One layer of chain link fence? Where is the dog run, where are the guard towers. Come on, that place wouldn't hold Steve McQueen for 10 minutes.

 
At 19 September, 2006 08:30, Blogger Chad said...

We've all seen Shawshank...

That place would be a cakewalk. Even the slowest of the nutters would be able to get out and continue spreading the "truth" in a matter of hours.

 
At 19 September, 2006 08:34, Blogger MarkyX said...

Yes JPSlovjanski, 9/11 Deniers practices the concepts of Doublethink on nearly a daily basis.

 
At 19 September, 2006 08:46, Blogger Dog Town said...

All I wanna know is, when can we start sending the CTers there?

 
At 19 September, 2006 08:58, Blogger Good Lieutenant said...

After they pad the walls!

 
At 19 September, 2006 09:04, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

Would it be to harsh for me to say that it would be a good place to put all the CT wingnuts prior to spraying them down and forcing them to wrestle each other in mud.

TAM

 
At 19 September, 2006 09:17, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

That would not be harsh at all.

 
At 19 September, 2006 09:57, Blogger MarkyX said...

Penn and Teller just need to be hosts of such an extraordinary sport and we can make millions.

 
At 19 September, 2006 10:36, Blogger CHF said...

Maybe FEMA wants to send the CTers there so they can be studdied by men in white coats.

 
At 19 September, 2006 10:57, Blogger Malcolm said...

I once had someone try to tell me about the “concentration camps” set up around the us “ready for when they suspend the constitution”

He didn’t know that one of the sites he listed was somewhere near where I vacationed every year, that I was familiar with the location (a base in northern Michigan).

No. Instead, he simply decided that I was wrong, or “in on it”, and that the crack-inspired concentration camp was a better story.

There’s no reasoning with some people.

 
At 19 September, 2006 11:37, Blogger 911coverup said...

Reichstag fire and 9/11
Enabling act and Patriot act
Fatherland security and homeland security
NSDAP and PNAC
IBM and NSA
Danchu and Guantenamo Bay
Phony war and War on Terror
Brown Shirts and Thugs at Abu Gharib

Just few of the many interesting parrellels between the germany nazi and the bush administration.

 
At 19 September, 2006 11:46, Blogger Jujigatami said...

These people are such morons it is truly astounding.

They really have NO CLUE about our government and how it works.

I mean, lets say that Bushitler did "suspend" the constitution and decided to send all the democrats/liberals (I'd assume, who else would they send to the camps?) to concentration camps.

First off, how exactly in our system of government, with checks and balances between the 3 branches, posse comitatus, and federalism, he could suspend the constitution is rather unclear to say the least.

But lets say the evil Bushitler does issue an executive order that does suspend the constitution and calls for interning all non-believers in the dreaded FEMA camps.

Who exactly is going to do the intering? Our military? We have slightly over 1 million soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines. Assuming absolute blind loyalty to Rumsfeld, they couldn't possibly inter the millions of people the CT loones are saying. Even add in the CIA, FBI, etc. No way.

Now add in that every governor of every state would have to tacitly agree to the intering of their residents, and not call out their states national guard to defend their citizens.

All of this while congress is either dissolved (not so easy to do since they are independant of the executive branch) and the SCOTUS is not just ignored, but possibly arrested as well (By exactly who, no one knows).

Now you are also assuming that local and state police will just acede to Bushitlers order and let their residents be taken away in freight trains.

Sure, no problem there.

And all of this by FEMA who couldn't even get in to help Katrina victims in a timely manner. (yes, I know that FEMA doesn't actually do that).

The utter stupidity of the CT crowd, whether talking about 9/11 or not, is mind boggling.

 
At 19 September, 2006 12:05, Blogger 911coverup said...

Funny thing, those who tried to warn germany about the rising power of hitler were dubbed as communists, CTers, terrorists, just like what youre doing now.

 
At 19 September, 2006 12:20, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

Maybe FEMA wants to send the CTers there so they can be studdied by men in white coats.

I am betting that as long as black helicopters were involved most of the Tin Foil Hatters would be thrilled by this.

 
At 19 September, 2006 12:25, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

Just few of the many interesting parrellels between the germany nazi and the bush administration.

Again YET ANOTHER comparison that makes ZERO SENSE and contains zero truth BUT is designed to feed on emotion.

Any MORON can do this and 911 does this sooooo well.

Reminds me of Oz...
"If I only had a brain"

 
At 19 September, 2006 12:29, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

Funny thing, those who tried to warn germany about the rising power of hitler were dubbed as communists, CTers, terrorists, just like what youre doing now.

Here we gooo again.

Yet ZERO fact, proof, evidence to make this comparison.

I can have the song in my head now...
"If I only had a brain"

 
At 19 September, 2006 12:31, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

Reichstag fire and 9/11
Enabling act and Patriot act
Fatherland security and homeland security
NSDAP and PNAC
IBM and NSA
Danchu and Guantenamo Bay
Phony war and War on Terror
Brown Shirts and Thugs at Abu Gharib

Just few of the many interesting parrellels between the germany nazi and the bush administration.


Look guys, its our favorite canned CT meat..."SPAM".

SPAM SPAM SPAM
Stick it in where ever you can
SPAM SPAM SPAM
Unrelated to the topic at hand
SPAM SPAM SPAM
The favorite weapon of the CT man
SPAM SPAM SPAM
This funny rhyme created by TAM

 
At 19 September, 2006 12:43, Blogger furrod said...

If George W. Bush really has violated the Constitution, overstepped the bounds of executive power and refused to compromise on the War on Terror like some critics claim, PLUS if he also declared martial law, suspended habeas corpus, ordered the arrest of thousands of opponents including public officials and newspaper publishers and killed hundreds of thousands of US soldiers in an unpopular war, the parallels with Abraham Lincoln would be also be very interesting and about as valid and any Hitler comparison. Try again.

 
At 19 September, 2006 12:48, Blogger Alex said...

TAM, that was quite possibly the worst piece of poetry in human history :) Unfortiunately it was also more than funny enough to cause me to spray the coke I was drinking all over my monitor. Thanks a lot.

 
At 19 September, 2006 12:52, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

To 911 nutboy

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

 
At 19 September, 2006 12:56, Blogger default.xbe said...

it would be an interesting study to see how much overlap there is in the CT community between holocaust deniers and FEMA concentration campers

the germans didnt do it! but bush will!

 
At 19 September, 2006 13:12, Blogger Triterope said...

That place wouldn't hold Steve McQueen for 10 minutes.

...and he's dead.

 
At 19 September, 2006 13:21, Blogger Blind Avocado said...

Oh No! The dreaded windsock! Now I know we are all doomed, doomed I say. This is irrefutable proof. How could we have ever let this happen?
/sarc

 
At 19 September, 2006 13:36, Blogger CHF said...

Gotta love the endless comparisons these loons make to Nazi Germany.

Here's a hint, kids: under Nazi Germany people couldn't protest with signs in the streets against the regime.

Apparently you guys are still doing so with no oppoition.

Go figure.

 
At 19 September, 2006 13:42, Blogger Chad said...

Danchu and Guantenamo Bay

Did you mean Dachau? And Guantanamo? You're comparing a Nazi concentration camp to Gitmo?

Are you fucking serious? Only in the mind of a fucking CTer would a gas chamber used to kill tens of thousands be on par with flushing the Koran down the toilet.

But props for inadvertantly admitting the Holocaust happened.

 
At 19 September, 2006 13:43, Blogger Jujigatami said...

Wow.

I didn't actually waych the video until now.

Wow.

These people are truly nuts.

Old warehouses are being renovated. Possibly for some government use, and this means that the government will be rounding up citizens.

Wow, just wow.

And what gets me most is that FEMA SHOULD have "camps" where large numbers of displaced persons can go at a moments notice if say a dirty bomb goes off in a city, or if a hurricane hits and destroys a city. Just think how different things would have been if FEMA came in and took the residents of New Orleans to a safe "camp" where they could ride out the storm and the rebuilding.

If a dirty bomb does go off in a US city, these loons will be the first ones screaming that FEMA and the government is shirking its responsibility for NOT having in place a plan and camps where displaced citizens can safely go. You know, its all Bush's fault there are no camps to save the people affected by Bush's dirty bomb.

 
At 19 September, 2006 14:09, Blogger CHF said...

At the current rate of absurd Nazi comparisons, in a few decades people are going to think Nazi Germany was no big deal.

 
At 19 September, 2006 15:04, Blogger shawn said...

Danchu and Guantenamo Bay

Someone doesn't his history (nor how to spell).

Phony war and War on Terror

Look, he doesn't know history either. Names mean nothing. The Phony War (properly Sitzkrieg -"sitting war") was the period before all-out war between the powers.

The War on Terror is actually full-scale combat against forces (I know your idiotic point was to say "heheh the WoT is phony tehehe!")

 
At 19 September, 2006 17:11, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...

Thank you...thank you very much...elvis has left the building

 
At 19 September, 2006 19:11, Blogger Kodiak said...

I'm just gonna chime in and say that there's a REASON that barbed wire is used to deter theives and vandals and *razor wire* is used to contain criminals.

a ten year old with a winter coat or thick sweater could by-pass the barbed wire they showed (I'm guessing it's half-inch barbs), even the stuff "pointing the wrong way" ... er, what way it's facing depends on its purpose... and just because it isn't facing the "right way" for your strange CT purpose, doesn't mean it isn't facing the correct way for something else...

Oh, and the "helicopter marker" on the telephone wire? I've seen those put on to keep the birds in one place. no joke. it's a little heavier so the wire bends towards it, making it less comfortable for them to perch on, and there are holes for birds all over it. They use them at the train station near my house to keep the birds from making messes on the cars. but hey, cling to that crazy theory, enjoy!

 
At 20 September, 2006 04:09, Blogger JPSlovjanski said...

I have never seen anything dumber than 911coverup's "parallels" there.

1. PNAC is a THINK TANK, the NSDAP was a POLITICAL PARTY.

2. Many people who opposed the Nazis coming to power WERE Communists. These were the main opponents.

3. Dachau was a WORK camp, Guantanamo is not. Furthermore, people are not sent there simply because they are Arab or some other nationality. Granted many have not been charged with anything whatsoever- but those are guilty of being in the wrong place at the wrong time- not guilty of being the wrong ethnicity like the people at Dachau.

 
At 20 September, 2006 05:44, Blogger jackhanyes said...

Look, he doesn't know history either. Names mean nothing. The Phony War (properly Sitzkrieg -"sitting war") was the period before all-out war between the powers.

I think he was making a refence to the fact we're sitting around wanting on the larger war with Iran and the whole Islam world, much like we were sitting around waiting on the war in Germany after the invasion of Polland.

Sure the time tables are larger, mainly because of the lack of support due to the internet.

 
At 20 September, 2006 07:08, Blogger JPSlovjanski said...

No, he's making idiotic comparisons. Let me show you some more examples:

(THIS IS A SARCASTIC PARODY)
NAZI GERMANY=USA!!!1

U-Boats/ "Submarines"
Luftwaffe/ "Air Force"
Hitler Youth/ "Boy Scouts"
Kar98k/ M16A2
Tiger I/ M1A2 Abrams
Bluhtfahne/ American Flag!!!


No wait, maybe 911Coverup would prefer to compare the USA to the other liberal bogeyman, USSR under Stalin!

Central Committee/ "Congress"
Fox news/ TASS
Pioneers/ Boy Scounts
Komsomol/ College Republicans
Fallujah/ Stalingrad


See, we can make all sorts of idiotic comparisons based on arbitrary things.

 
At 21 September, 2006 07:23, Blogger The Reverend Schmitt., FCD. said...

Reichstag fire and 9/11

This is probably my favourite attempt at an analogy purely because Van Der Lubbe probably did act alone.

Enabling act and Patriot act

Putting aside the fact that comparing the two is rather asinine, the worst aspects of the PATRIOT act were declared unconstitutional.

Danchu and Guantenamo Bay

*Dachau, and the comparison is rather asinine and offensive

Most of the rest are just similar in name. For instance the 'phony war' was the period of relative peace while the powers rearmed, while the war on terror does actually involve conflict. You may have heard people complaining about it.

 
At 21 September, 2006 18:50, Blogger Tony B said...

I think I saw this video on cable access sometime in the early 90's. Anyone know when this was made?

 

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