This 9-11 Chain Letter was sent to me and I am sending it on. It has gone around the world four times at faster than freefall speed.
Did you know that the government actually planned and executed 9-11? All they had to do was have explosives planted in the base of the towers. Then on 9/11 they pretended like four planes were being hijacked when really they just rerouted them to Pennsylvania then flew two military jets into the World Trade Center filled with more explosives and shot down all the witnesses in Flight 93 with an F-15 after blowing up the Pentagon with a cruise missile. It was only the world's most intricate and flawlessly executed plan ever, ever.
Please pass this chain letter on to two friends. Do not break the chain! Dylan Avery passed this chain letter on and within days he was receiving checks for $17.95 for a cruddy movie. Alex Jones passed this chain letter on and his ratings are through the roof. On the other hand, Eric Hufschmid broke the chain and now he's reduced to selling tables. Nice tables, mind you, but still.
(Inspired by the "Scholars" for 9-11 Denial, who are encouraging their readers to start a chain letter on their home page). Hat Tip to The Artistic Macrophage.