Sunday, April 15, 2007

Possibly the Saddest 9/11 Truther E-Mail Ever

I got this e-mail, under the title "How to talk about 9/11 in public" from a troofer mailing list I am on, and wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry. I will omit the name out of sympathy for the poor soul.

Myself and some friends of mine have developed a new way to hold a public conversation about 9-11 without folks realizing that they arebeing lectured. Lots of folks have cell phones working and non working. Get your old cell phone charge it up so it lights up, and just turn on the menu to it, and talk to the phone while you are on the subway or the bus, at the bus stop, in the school cafeteria, even in coffeehouses cafes and restaurants. People like to eaves drop on phone conversations so let them listen in to your call so-to-speak. You have to make it sound like a 2 sided conversation, you can repeat the questions out loud and answer them, ask questions and repeat the answers with all the applicable time delays between lines, it works. I did it in a local cafe and got the whole place talking about it for about 30 minutes. Try it, you'll like it... HUMMM???

14 Comments:

At 15 April, 2007 19:12, Blogger CHF said...

Oh boy....

This is way beyond pathetic. 84% my ass!

 
At 15 April, 2007 20:05, Blogger Yatesey said...

These are the same guys who, while trying to impress women, talk on their phones to nobody about all their accomplishments. That's amazing.

 
At 15 April, 2007 20:55, Blogger Cl1mh4224rd said...

I can almost hear it...

Truther: "Hey, George. Just wanted to have a casual conversation in a public place about how 9/11 was an inside job."

T: "Yeah. Haha. If the CIA knew we were talking about this, we'd both be dead men. It's too bad that *raises voice slightly* more people couldn't hear what we're about to say. It's too important for them not to know what we know. *lowers voice slightly*"

T: "Did I see those squibs? Of course I did! You'd have to be blind not to see that obviously tell-tale sign of the government's controlled demolition of the Twin Towers!"

etc., etc...

 
At 16 April, 2007 00:13, Blogger J. said...

Truthers standing around talking to nobody on their cell phones. The sad thing about this is as hard as it is to believe, some of these people actually have girlfriends and may possibly be engaging in sexual relations.

 
At 16 April, 2007 01:46, Blogger Unknown said...

'I did it in a local cafe and got the whole place talking about it for about 30 minutes'

- they were probably talking about what a fucking moron he was.

 
At 16 April, 2007 04:37, Blogger babatundeamoda said...

"with all the applicable time delays between lines, it works"

I doubt a truther could be quiet for more than a half second

 
At 16 April, 2007 08:47, Blogger Unknown said...

9/11 conspiracies come up every once in a while at my university but they always end up resorting to cussing after the first few minutes of actual debate.

 
At 16 April, 2007 10:51, Blogger Minadin said...

And . . . what if it rings?

I guess you would want to have your phone on airplane mode, or turn the ringer off, to avoid looking even more like a giant tool in the unlikely event that someone calls you.

 
At 16 April, 2007 16:44, Blogger Civilized Worm said...

Talking to yourself in public, yeah, that'll help gain them credibility.

 
At 17 April, 2007 04:36, Blogger James said...

Haha, funniest thing I've read all week.

 
At 17 April, 2007 11:22, Blogger Der Bruno Stroszek said...

Well, it would get me and my friends talking. Possibly not in the way the e-mailer wanted us to, but we'd be talking.

 
At 18 April, 2007 13:11, Blogger Seekr said...

Wow! That certainly renews my opinion of those who used to sport fake carphones for the sake of image...slightly.

 
At 20 April, 2007 03:59, Blogger Unknown said...

I don't know if the email spoken about in this post is real or faked, but if it is, I would feel sad that there are some idiots out there not sticking to the facts and are just playing games with such an emotive subject.
I would hope it is not true.

 
At 25 April, 2007 16:05, Blogger Jenny Quarx said...

I do not endorse the message that follows. I appologize if anyone is offended or frightened. However it is the example of the sort of thing self appointed debunkers feel is an acceptable way to attack 911activists.

>>>Thursday, April 19, 2007
Jenny Sparks. Wouldn't it be Great?

Wouldn't it be great to wake up with the following news....

Jenny Sparks found dead. Each of her nipples had been bitten off. Her left eyeball had been removed with a pair of tweezers. Two fingers on each hand, along with two toes on each foot had been cut off with scissors. She layed sprawled out on the floor. Her arms nailed to the floor, crucifiction style. Carved into her torso were the word "DIE TWOOFERS" over and over again. The official cause of death was drowning. Her lips had been superglued together and a continuous flow of water was seeped into her nostrils.

Wouldn't it be great?........<<<

You can find the original at



http://killtwoofers.blogspot.com/


Note--to the best of my knowledge not ONE debunk has flagged this blog or complained to Google--the most efficient way to catch the perp, even if it really was me, as they claim.

 

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