Saturday, April 14, 2007

Some Things You May Not Have Caught

Don Imus was not fired for calling the Rutgers's womens basketball team a bunch of nappy-headed hos. It was because he was about to expose 9-11!

In a clear sign of its intent to reign in dissident American media personalities, and their growing influence in American culture, US War Leaders this past week launched an unprecedented attack upon one of their most politically 'connected', and legendary, radio hosts named Don Imus after his threats to release information relating to the September 11, 2001 attacks upon that country.


Yep, and "nappy-headed hos" is actually a term commonly used in controlled demolition I ask you, could they be any more obvious?

Another Truther that we got to just in time was Kurt Vonnegut. Yep, the science-fiction writer famous for writing stories with very short and pithy sentences had to die because he was about to expose what he knew about 9-11. So it goes.

The Chicago Bears? You guessed it. If they'd won the Super Bowl, Rex Grossman was not going to say "I'm going to Disneyland!" He was ready to tell the world that he was going to Washington DC and protest for a new investigation.

Barbaro, the horse that won the Kentucky Derby? Yep, about to go Truther as well. There were some tears in the NWO office when the memo on that one went around.

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11 Comments:

At 14 April, 2007 12:23, Blogger shawn said...

Pravda

Loving the tag.

If I recall correctly, Vonnegut was on the Daily Show and made a quip about "Bush causing the hurricane", making a jab at the people blaming Bush over Katrina.

He may have been a vocal critic of the Administration (and I cringed a bit when he said that Rumsfield was after Iraqi oil in that same Daily Show appearance), but he certainly (as the above event shows) hadn't become senile in his old age, and was obviously not dumb enough to buy into the Truth garbade.

 
At 14 April, 2007 12:56, Blogger CHF said...

I suppose if twoofers had solid evidence they wouldn't be trying to drag every death into their conspiracy.

Was my 86-year old grandfather, who died of "cancer" in February, about to go twoofer as well?

Maybe those two French tourists on that Greek ferry were about to blow 9/11 wide open and so had to be bumped off in an "accident." Notice how their bodies have not been found!

I imagine this could also explain why the Leafs didn't make the playoffs again this year. Maybe Mats Sundin and Darcey Tucker were gonna wear those creepy black "investigate 9/11" t-shirts in round 1 and so the NHL conspired to have the team miss the playoff exposure. Then the NHL/NWO staged that last-second goal by New Jersey against the NY Islanders so the plot wouldn't be too obvious.

Yeah, that's the ticket! I should made a youtube video about this.

 
At 14 April, 2007 19:24, Blogger Unknown said...

So Al Sharpton is a war leader?

 
At 14 April, 2007 19:44, Blogger Unknown said...

If 84% believe that 9/11 was an inside job who is left to expose it to?

 
At 15 April, 2007 00:40, Blogger J. said...

Imus was about to reveal that the 9-11 attacks were actually organized by a group of "nappy-haired hos" in the US government!

 
At 15 April, 2007 04:44, Blogger J. said...

INT CONSPIRACY HQ


Bush: Ok, remember everyone, this is beyond top secret. Nobody can know what we are planning, NOBODY! No wives, no girlfriends, not even your own mothers. Nobody....except....the BBC and Don Imus. Give them the entire plan, and make sure BBC has the entire script of the days events.

Rumsfeld: In the name of God WHY?!

Bush: Bleaaaaaaarchaadkfnjsdlkfsddfs;a;s!!!


All: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooooowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 
At 15 April, 2007 12:07, Blogger 911_truthiness said...

This is funny because I had just mentioned to a friend the other night my idea for a "Brain Dead Pool"

Who want to guess who will be the next idiot celebrity to become a truther?

Imus was on my short list.

 
At 15 April, 2007 16:07, Blogger Civilized Worm said...

Joe Rogan!

 
At 16 April, 2007 07:35, Blogger spoonfed said...

So you guys believe Pravda?

The other Pravda top story was about an alien baby.

You're showing just how credible you really are by using Pravda as a source.

And you attack Jones for his sources?

I would say that's "the pot calling the kettle black", wouldn't you?

 
At 16 April, 2007 09:06, Blogger Civilized Worm said...

They're taking the piss you dipshit. Anyway isn't Pravda a twoofer source?

 
At 17 April, 2007 11:10, Blogger Der Bruno Stroszek said...

Spoonfed, bloody hell, you really do have to be spoon-fed, don't you? They're mocking Pravda for running a ridiculous story alleging that Don Imus lost his job because he was about to reveal Da Twoof on-air. Brush up your reading comprehension, will ya?

 

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