Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Next President of the United States



I guarantee he'll be running in 2008. It'll be quite a novelty act.

32 Comments:

At 20 December, 2006 19:10, Blogger CHF said...

I can only shake my head when I see these people.

They don't really think this sort of stupid shit actually HELPS their cause, do they?

 
At 20 December, 2006 19:59, Blogger shawn said...

Dammit why didn't I know about this ahead of time.

 
At 20 December, 2006 20:16, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

That dude hit the crack pipe one to many times!

 
At 20 December, 2006 20:19, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

Apparently the Bush administration has "decreed" that cameras are "forbidden"

I guess I missed this new law.

 
At 20 December, 2006 20:21, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

This gentleman seems to like to talk and hear himself speak.

I dont think that this video will end anytime soon!

 
At 20 December, 2006 21:11, Blogger Alex said...

Idiots. Patriots tossed tea into the harbour, not books. They protested the excessive taxation of tea by basically saying "forget it, we don't NEED any tea".

Since the 9/11 idiots only real complaint is that someone is hiding "the truth", their actions are actually quite symbolic: by burning and throwing out the 9/11 commission report, they were effectively saying "forget it, we don't NEED any truth".

 
At 20 December, 2006 22:33, Blogger Simon Lazarus said...

Someone should get out the big (really big) butterfly net for this idjit.

And then throw him and his pile of books into Boston Harbor. Maybe he will swallow the contaminated water and get really sick.

 
At 20 December, 2006 22:36, Blogger Simon Lazarus said...

"They protested the excessive taxation of tea by basically saying "forget it, we don't NEED any tea."

Actually, those who threw the tea into the harbor were protesting the British government's monopoly on tea in the colonies, and any other tea was taxed to the hilt.

After the "Boston Tea Party," the British cracked down and added more tax to their tea to make back the money lost in the protest. This backfired and tea was boycotted, collapsing the tea market and making the colonists even more anti-British.

 
At 20 December, 2006 22:43, Blogger JPSlovjanski said...

And THAT'S why coffee is more popular in the US!!


(Probably not true)

 
At 21 December, 2006 06:43, Anonymous Anonymous said...

For those not familiar with Bob Bowman, here is a short bio:

Dr. Robert M. Bowman, Lt. Col., USAF, ret. is President of the Institute for Space and Security Studies, Executive Vice President of Millennium III Corporation, and retired Presiding Archbishop of the United Catholic Church. He flew 101 combat missions in Vietnam and directed all the “Star Wars” programs under Presidents Ford and Carter. He is the recipient of the Eisenhower Medal, the George F. Kennan Peace Prize, the President’s Medal of Veterans for Peace, the Society of Military Engineers' ROTC Award of Merit (twice), six Air Medals, and dozens of other awards and honors. His Ph.D. is in Aeronautics and Nuclear Engineering from Caltech. He chaired 8 major international conferences, and is one of the country’s foremost experts on National Security. Dr. Bob was an independent candidate for President of the US in 2000, beating Pat Buchanan in Iowa, Illinois, and California. He has resided on the Space Coast for 16 years.

Here is a great interview with Bowman discussing 9/11, if you click on the link it will stream right to your media player such as iTunes..

http://www.newsofinterest.tv/audio/alexJones/alexJones_colRobertBowman_01.m3u

 
At 21 December, 2006 06:54, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

Truthers never seem to like to stick to the topic, why is that?

 
At 21 December, 2006 07:10, Blogger James B. said...

I dunno, there is something wrong with a 70 year old retired Lieutenant Colonel who still lists medals he got in ROTC in his biography.

 
At 21 December, 2006 09:56, Blogger Alex said...

As far as I can tell, half of those medals don't even exist. The "Presidents Medal of Veterans for Peace"? What the hell is that? The "George F. Kennan Peace Prize"? No such thing! It seems that half of his awards were either invented by him, or were awarded as gestures made by various fringe groups that he's part of.

 
At 21 December, 2006 10:50, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

Do you mean a nutty truther would LIE?!?!

SHOCKING!!

 
At 21 December, 2006 12:22, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A New 2nd Hit Video!

 
At 21 December, 2006 12:28, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://covertoperations.blogspot.com

/2006/12/new-2nd-hit-video.html

 
At 21 December, 2006 14:30, Blogger CHF said...

Oh look - more stupid videos from Mr Sidetrack himself, BG.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

 
At 21 December, 2006 14:39, Blogger Simon Lazarus said...

"As far as I can tell, half of those medals don't even exist. The "Presidents Medal of Veterans for Peace"? What the hell is that? The "George F. Kennan Peace Prize"? No such thing!"

Hey! These people deserve these awards.

Heck, I even got a "Best Finger in the Eye of a Troother" Award. Best damn medal I ever earned.

 
At 21 December, 2006 14:49, Blogger The Artistic Macrophage said...


For those not familiar with Bob Bowman, here is a short bio:

Dr. Robert M. Bowman, Lt. Col., USAF, ret. is President of the Institute for Space and Security Studies, Executive Vice President of Millennium III Corporation, and retired Presiding Archbishop of the United Catholic Church. He flew 101 combat missions in Vietnam and directed all the “Star Wars” programs under Presidents Ford and Carter. He is the recipient of the Eisenhower Medal, the George F. Kennan Peace Prize, the President’s Medal of Veterans for Peace, the Society of Military Engineers' ROTC Award of Merit (twice), six Air Medals, and dozens of other awards and honors. His Ph.D. is in Aeronautics and Nuclear Engineering from Caltech. He chaired 8 major international conferences, and is one of the country’s foremost experts on National Security. Dr. Bob was an independent candidate for President of the US in 2000, beating Pat Buchanan in Iowa, Illinois, and California. He has resided on the Space Coast for 16 years.

In the last few years Bob has lost his mind completely and now is a paranoid delusional member of the 9/11 truth movement. It is on this platform that Bowman will run his next presidency candidacy on...and lose very badly...



Bolding added in by me.

TAM:)

 
At 21 December, 2006 17:02, Blogger Lying_Dylan said...

It appears that Bowman came close to accidentally winning in FL, scarey!!

 
At 21 December, 2006 18:46, Blogger HidariMak said...

I'd love to see what excuses the troothers try to come up with when Bowman loses, despite supposedly speaking for 84% of Americans. Considering how many positions the Democrats won a few months ago, the "fixed voting machines" theory is out.

Hey, why not make it a new contest? It might be fun to try to out-crazy these people.

 
At 21 December, 2006 20:51, Blogger Rowe_Korey said...

Dylan,

Can we get hats like that?

 
At 22 December, 2006 07:32, Blogger 911coverup said...

cell phone technology coming soon to airliners

 
At 22 December, 2006 12:11, Blogger Triterope said...

It appears that Bowman came close to accidentally winning in FL, scarey!!

Yes and no. The final count was something like 56-44, but that's pretty good for a Democrat in this very Republican part of the world.

 
At 22 December, 2006 14:25, Blogger shawn said...

911coverup

One word for you:

airphone.

 
At 22 December, 2006 17:25, Blogger The Reverend Schmitt., FCD. said...

Well, Airfone. And hundreds of cell phone calls are illegally made on commercial airliners every year, it's just that the connection is often dodgy, the quality frequently poor and service isn't available at certain altitudes. But 911Coverup surely knows this because 911 conspiracy theorists are not mere mortals, but sheer Gods of research, their knowledge gleaned from elephantine efforts to track down the truth rather than making unwarranted assumptions after having a tangentially related article dropped in their lap. Nullius in verba is not just their motto my friends, it is their life!

 
At 22 December, 2006 17:35, Blogger Murdervillage said...

And remember Delta 1189 that was briefly thought to be hijacked on 9/11? It had to land in Cleveland and its passengers and crew had to wait for 2 hours while the FBI determined that there wasn't a threat on board.

What caused all that commotion and suspicion?

A passenger who wouldn't get off his personal cell phone while in flight.

 
At 22 December, 2006 18:32, Blogger tym said...

Here's a fun game!

Google "George F. Kennan Peace Prize" (with the quotation marks)

Then see if you can find a single link that isn't a Robert Bowman bio referencing this award.


Others have torn into his resume more in depth before, but the basic point is that the guy is a fraud.

 
At 23 December, 2006 11:06, Blogger R.Lange said...

Heh. From the About page (April 12, 2006) on Bowman's website:

"The George F. Kennan Peace Prize was awarded to me in the 1980s by a national peace group (I forget which one) for my efforts to bring us through the Cold War without nuclear conflict. The Eisenhower Medal was awarded in the late 1980s by a peace group in California for battling the military-industrial complex Eisenhower warned us about. I was the first recipient. I don't know if there were ever others."

Alan Greenspan was just one, in 2004.

But this, by far has to be my favorite part:

"I have received many other awards. These were listed because they were the most meaningful to me."

But you can't even remember the names of the groups that gave them to you, and one doesn't even seem to exist. Pfft...

 
At 23 December, 2006 12:30, Blogger Alex said...

I hereby award Pat and James the "James Earl Jones Truth in Journalism Award" as well as "The Eninstein Award of Pure Genius". Feel free to use those in all future resumes guys.

 
At 23 December, 2006 22:07, Blogger telescopemerc said...

This prize is starting to remind me of Mars crank Richard Hoagland's 'Presitgious 'Angstrom Award'' that turned out to barely exist.

 
At 26 December, 2006 12:34, Blogger tym said...

I won the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence once.

 

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