Scholar Schisms Update
The Scholar schism becomes even more reminiscent of a bizarre religious feud. First we have the "Scholars" classic, at st911.org, then Steven Jones left, and formed the Scholars for 911 Truth and Justice (now 99% more truthier!) at stj911.org As one wit pointed out in the comments it should be titled "Spellcheckers for Truth and Justice" based on their poorly typed website.
Now, however, that Jim Fetzer has been locked out of the original Scholars website, he has started his own near clone, with the domain 911scholars.org. With the exception of the last few days, it is, rather confusingly, virtually identical right down to the list of members.
At least this gives me the opportunity to make my second truther Monty Python reference (here is the first):
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: *$#^ off!
Brian: Excuse me?
Reg: Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front. Cawk.
Francis: Wankers.
Brian: Can I... join your group?
Reg: No, piss off.
Brian: I don't want to sell this stuff, it's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.
Judith: Are you sure?
Brian: Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans alrighty.
Reg: Listen. If you really wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh, yeah? How much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the *#&$ing Judean People's Front.
Stan: Yeah, the Judean People's Front.
Reg: Yeah. Splitters.
Stan: And the Popular Front of Judea.
Reg: Yeah. Splitters.
Stan: And the People's Front of Judea.
Reg: Yea... what?
Stan: The People's Front of Judea. Splitters.
Reg: We're the People's Front of Judea!
Stan: Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.
Reg: People's Front!
Francis: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?
Reg: He's over there. [points to a lone man]
Reg, Stan, Francis, Judith: SPLITTER!
posted by James B. @ 8:28 PM
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Conner is not on the scale of MacBeth. However, I wish they both would be arrested and prosecuted. I have a pretty good idea what to charge MacBeth with, but Connor probably just provides a way to make truthers look bad, and arrest would just bring him more attention.
How many times have I told you guys, the Lincoln Town Car is the official car of the New World Order. We got a great deal from a dealer in Hoboken.
See, I know it was a quantity discount, and we got a really good price....but did you HAVE to get them ALL in hot pink? How am I supposed to feel like an evil minion while driving a car that looks like a popsicle?
It is not pink, it is salmon!! Geez, we secretly rule the world for 600 years and all you guys want to do is complain. I hear next years model has built in sattelite navigation at least.
but did you HAVE to get them ALL in hot pink?
It's Bill Ford's fault. He said he had a bunch made up hoping Hertz would buy them. First his old man loses control of the Ford Foundation and now this. I think they're disinformation agents from the not-NWO, personally.
Pink, Salmon, same thing! I mean for Christ's sake, that's the colour we painted the Edsel so nobody would buy it! And that thing had a perpetual motion engine in it! If we were able to suppress THAT kind of technology just by changing the colour, SOMEBODY should have realized what would happen when we started painting our company vehicles in the same motif....
JREFers, cawk! We are the REFers of J.
TAM:)
Alex wrote: "If we were able to suppress THAT kind of technology just by changing the colour, SOMEBODY should have realized what would happen when we started painting our company vehicles in the same motif...."
Methinks there may be a double-agent in the acquisitions department...
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